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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


It's just racing fuel, it'll evaporate.

i've had this stuff on as background noise all week. on saturday cars were hooking HARD.

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Kerosene19 posted:

Spent the weekend in Reno at the Air Races and came across a display of broken radial engine parts.



Look at all those busted link rods! :stare:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

What the hell kind of situation makes a piston look like it's been attacked with a ball-peen hammer? More specifically than "catastrophic failure of the everything", I mean.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!

Sagebrush posted:

What the hell kind of situation makes a piston look like it's been attacked with a ball-peen hammer? More specifically than "catastrophic failure of the everything", I mean.

Valve drops or some other metal object gets in there. With the piston moving as fast as it does, it only takes a few seconds for something like that to happen.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Sagebrush posted:

What the hell kind of situation makes a piston look like it's been attacked with a ball-peen hammer? More specifically than "catastrophic failure of the everything", I mean.

Devyl posted:

Valve drops or some other metal object gets in there. With the piston moving as fast as it does, it only takes a few seconds for something like that to happen.

Car engines generally get shut down at the first sign of trouble, too, whereas aircraft engines are kept running until theyvliterally won't turn anymore. Even if you do shut it down, if you can't get the prop feathered, it's still going to turn the engine.

MrYenko fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Sep 16, 2014

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Devyl posted:

Valve drops or some other metal object gets in there. With the piston moving as fast as it does, it only takes a few seconds for something like that to happen.

Also, it's an airplane, so it's not like you can just pull over and check it out. You fly it until it stops moving, then glide. There are several videos out there of "mayday mayday, I have zero oil pressure" and they just keep running the motor until it seizes as they're finding someplace to land.

This is the video I'm thinking of. Long and boring, but the guy runs the motor at 0 pressure for 7 minutes.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Was pretty cool guy was calm and collected. . Was fun to watch.

Id have been.
AHHHHHH FUCKFUCKFUCK my engines dying im over hills WHATDOIDO AHHHHHH

Edit:It was probably the watch.

CuddleChunks
Sep 18, 2004

IOwnCalculus posted:



That's fuel :stare:

Stolen from Freiburger's facebook page. Apparently it didn't end in a fireball.

Jebus. The forces involved in that picture are amazing. Not to mention that scary fuel leak out the front.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


drat that is scary at first I thought it was an exhaust pipe or something when i saw it on my phone.

Did it get really squirly when it hit that massive fluid pool?

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Sep 17, 2014

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It doesn't look like a massive puddle...it looks to me like it tore free on the launch.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
The tires are cool looking though.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
The picture is too confusing without the explanation, but :wtf:



http://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/2gkmbl/one_of_the_most_truly_evil_jobs_weve_had_in_while/

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Since we're talking tires and various failures, a few web finds:



I'd say it's more of an installation failure that could've led to much worse. This is why I always use loctite on sway bar links that don't come with a self-locking nut of some kind.



And since fall is just around the corner, be sure to keep track of your yard tools:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist


You'd think they would have learned after the SHOs.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

That's fairly awesome.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

:lol:

I noticed half the lobes didn't line up, but I've never heard of press-fit cam lobes before so I was still confused until the explanation. Goddamn, Ford.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I was looking for a DIY to see how to replace the rotors on my sister's Mazda 6. Came across this page off a similar year Mazdaspeed 3 DIY. He recommended using some anti-sieze when putting on the rotor.



And "lubed" the bolts.



Also, "tighten the hell out of the bolts!!!", but no torque specs or anything.

At least the comments get on the guy's case and he put a disclaimer that he hosed up for someone trying to follow the instructions.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Godholio posted:

press-fit cam lobes
What the fuuuuuuuck.

torpedan
Jul 17, 2003
Lets make Uncle Ben proud

Godholio posted:

:lol:

I noticed half the lobes didn't line up, but I've never heard of press-fit cam lobes before so I was still confused until the explanation. Goddamn, Ford.

I had never heard of them either, and as a concept actually sounds really cool. As long as they are not keyed it would make it cheaper create several different cams, but those are the things engineering gets hung up on while overlooking ways which it will lead to some pretty interesting failures.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Some of the Reddit comments say many manufacturers use press-fit cam lobes. It's also worth pointing out that the timing belt failed early.

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

I've never really understood why cams can't be made out of splined shafts with really good setscrews or something to hold the lobes in place.

Problem of having the stupidly high hardness lobes tightened right up to a softer alloy steel shaft or something?

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Slung Blade posted:

I've never really understood why cams can't be made out of splined shafts with really good setscrews or something to hold the lobes in place.

Problem of having the stupidly high hardness lobes tightened right up to a softer alloy steel shaft or something?

Extra machine time, cutting splines on a shaft that long can't be quick or cheap; you don't frequently have a single lobe fail without the rest of the camshaft failing too, so there's no maintenance angle there either.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Godholio posted:

Goddamn, Ford.

The 1.4 diesel was actually designed by Peugeot :eng101:

It was/is used across various smaller Peugeot/Citroën, Ford, Mazda, Suzuki and Toyota models. We have a lot of those cars on the road here, and I have never heard of a camshaft failure like this before, for what it's worth.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
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Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
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on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Uthor posted:

I was looking for a DIY to see how to replace the rotors on my sister's Mazda 6. Came across this page off a similar year Mazdaspeed 3 DIY. He recommended using some anti-sieze when putting on the rotor.



And "lubed" the bolts.



Also, "tighten the hell out of the bolts!!!", but no torque specs or anything.

At least the comments get on the guy's case and he put a disclaimer that he hosed up for someone trying to follow the instructions.

Jesus Christ. This whole thing is just a mess. Tools laying on the wet floor (personal peeve), no torque specs at all, "lube", brake quiet goop spread all over the entire pad, etc. Ugh.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Sagebrush posted:

What the hell kind of situation makes a piston look like it's been attacked with a ball-peen hammer? More specifically than "catastrophic failure of the everything", I mean.

Predetonation?

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

I did a double take at "Ford Fiesta Van". Of all the vehicles to offer a 'van' version of. It's just a small car with no rear seats or windows!

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

It's odd but the van version of lovely diesel hatchbacks are capable of incredible feats, seeing a farmers daughter friend drift one at 90mph through a corner I wasn't brave enough to take a much better car through at 60 is a real eye opener.

stump
Jan 19, 2006

I drove a Fiesta Van and Fusion with that 1.4 TDCI engine at one point. Stout, tenacious engines, rev happy for a diesel too. They were still running great at 180,000 miles despite getting dogs abuse all their lives. Two hills (a9 south of Inverness, for anybody who knows scotland) required full throttle at redline in third gear to maintain 70 mph,for over a mile in each hill. They done that on an almost weekly basis for seven years, and that was typical of out driving style everywhere else. And the fiesta would top out at 115 mph and cruise at 100-110 (allegedly), the fusion got a bit lethargic above 90 but would cruise there all day loaded to the roof. Honestly, many of my favourite driving experiences were driving that POS fusion like a madman despite its 15 second 0-60 time.

stump fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Sep 17, 2014

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

ShittyPostmakerPro posted:

I did a double take at "Ford Fiesta Van". Of all the vehicles to offer a 'van' version of. It's just a small car with no rear seats or windows!

Fiat did it first:



The lock box on the rear is optional & comes off easily.

stump
Jan 19, 2006

Cakefool posted:

It's odd but the van version of lovely diesel hatchbacks are capable of incredible feats, seeing a farmers daughter friend drift one at 90mph through a corner I wasn't brave enough to take a much better car through at 60 is a real eye opener.

Ours always seemed to encourage hooliganism somehow. I think it is because it was terrible to drive unless you were flat out and redlining every gear. That van got me 9 points on my licence in two years - the only points I've ever had, and several others got caught in it too.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Fiat did it first:



The lock box on the rear is optional & comes off easily.

Wrong thread.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Wasabi the J posted:

Wrong thread.
Pandas do manage to throw up some horrible failures, though they're generally corrosion-related or electrical. The mechanicals are stout enough.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Fiat did it first:



The lock box on the rear is optional & comes off easily.

I think the Ford Escort van predates that by easily a decade

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




neat!

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Goddamn. How big of a chunk is missing from the curb?

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.
Everything looks so tidy and clean and undamaged. That strut doesn't look at all like it just broke loose and burst through a fender.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Well you see, when a person gets really happy to see someone they're attracted to, perhaps after some touchy feely on the couch with a bad movie playing in the background, they might experience something known as an "erection". This also applies to cars; one can only assume this BMW saw either a really really nice M5, or an 80s Fiesta with a 454 and a supercharger. One can only imagine the horrible discomfort from this erection being bent at such an angle. :stonklol:

There are two options here. Ignore it and hope it goes away before the car has to stand up in front of the class, or ... do the needful, hopefully without anybody noticing.

.... and that's how a 1 series is made!

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Sep 18, 2014

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

You Am I posted:

I think the Ford Escort van predates that by easily a decade

Not to mention the leyland mini panel van.
Hell even the 1977 holden/isuzu gemini had a panel van version.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Fo3 posted:

Not to mention the leyland mini panel van.
Hell even the 1977 holden/isuzu gemini had a panel van version.

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Fo3 posted:

Not to mention the leyland mini panel van.
Hell even the 1977 holden/isuzu gemini had a panel van version.

1960 for a Mini van



Not sure how you can top this? A 1950's rollerskate with a roof rack?

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