IS.exe

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Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

Carol Pizzamom posted:

> peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

# ? Sep 18, 2014 12:48

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 07:58

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Carol Pizzamom posted:

> peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:07

FallinInTheBlak: Jan 20, 2013; Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.

Carol Pizzamom posted:

> peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:07

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

>Have Scooby Doo peek his head out beneath yours and Caro's because that particular gag needs the "rule of three" structure to be funny.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:24

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Atma posted:

Does this mean now the Devil has True Seeing?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:30

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Carol Pizzamom posted:

> peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

Applewhite posted:

>Have Scooby Doo peek his head out beneath yours and Caro's because that particular gag needs the "rule of three" structure to be funny.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:45

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Applewhite posted:

>Have Scooby Doo peek his head out beneath yours and Caro's because that particular gag needs the "rule of three" structure to be funny.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:46

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

contrapants posted:

Does this mean now the Devil has True Seeing?

Gotta touch hands, hooves don't count :colbert:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:48

Groetgaffel: Oct 30, 2011; Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

>loot the guards. Disguise self and Caro as guards.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:49

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

>loot bodies, equip yourself and Caro with Aks and extra ammo
> :bustem:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 14:54

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

>Take the guns and clothes and whatever else the guards have on them as disguises and weapons for self and Caro then

Carol Pizzamom posted:

> peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

I know it was stated that making multiple actions in one step is undesireable, but since the first part is basically just "get loot" which doesn't make for a very exciting update, I figured this made sense. If not, then I guess picking up the gear first, then depending on what happens, looking in the cave second.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:16

Rrussom: May 13, 2009; I wish more games featured women turning into toilets. I want toilet transformers.

>Eject the CD while the application is still running

# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:51

Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

> downgrade to previous version, fly around shooting eye rockets loving everywhere just for fun

# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:40

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

>Dial up the Atmasoft BBS and post ~~death threats for patching out eye rockets~~ polite and well-thought out complaint about recent patch and then:

Applewhite posted:

>Have Scooby Doo peek his head out beneath yours and Caro's because that particular gag needs the "rule of three" structure to be funny.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:41

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

Applewhite posted:

>Have Scooby Doo peek his head out beneath yours and Caro's because that particular gag needs the "rule of three" structure to be funny.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:56

Slanderer: May 6, 2007

>Return butt microchip to your inventory

# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:00

shahadien: Jan 5, 2014

>Rub dirt on both your own and caro's faces, then change into the guards' clothes.

Can't be running around looking like a prison escapee

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:36

Up to the Elves: Nov 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

> close IS.exe. it's time to go outside. I've had enough for one day thank you.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:59

Up to the Elves: Nov 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

poo poo i forgot to save

# ? Sep 18, 2014 19:59

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

contrapants posted:

Does this mean now the Devil has True Seeing?

Oh god, what have we done? :ohdear:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:13

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

>lay hands on unconscious guards; see into their peacock-god dreams

(Still dunno if they're ISIS guards or Yazidis)

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:13

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

My Imaginary GF posted:

>lay hands on unconscious guards; see into their peacock-god dreams

(Still dunno if they're ISIS guards or Yazidis)

alternatively

>kill 'em all. let satan sort them out

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:24

Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

kill the op

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:28

Pyroi: Aug 17, 2013; gay elf noises

contrapants posted:

Does this mean now the Devil has True Seeing?

No, it means the achievement system has True Seeing.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:31

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Pyroi posted:

No, it means the achievement system has True Seeing.

Which it probably already did.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:36

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Satan was God's best worker bee since the dawning of the light, I'm pretty sure he can see at least partially in infravision and also in x-ray specs

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:16

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

As we know from the 2008 Tony Stark documentary, the best way to get out of a cave full of terrorists is to be a man in a robot suit. It stands to reason that the best way to get into a cave full of terrorists is to be a robot in a man suit. Caro is probably feeling lonely without his microchip anyway.

> get dashboard computer from truck
> get parts from radio
> install parts and computer in Caro

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:31

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Carol Pizzamom posted:

> peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:34

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Hello Sailor posted:

As we know from the 2008 Tony Stark documentary, the best way to get out of a cave full of terrorists is to be a man in a robot suit. It stands to reason that the best way to get into a cave full of terrorists is to be a robot in a man suit. Caro is probably feeling lonely without his microchip anyway.

> get dashboard computer from truck
> get parts from radio
> install parts and computer in Caro

Can't argue with that logic.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:51

Love Stole the Day: Nov 4, 2012; Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

Atma posted:

how is the microchip still lodged in your anus when you clearly just evacuated your bowels?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:06

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Love Stole the Day posted:

how is the microchip still lodged in your anus when you clearly just evacuated your bowels?

Who said that it is?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:17

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Atma posted:

Who said that it is?

Perform the Goatse maneuver for Caro so he can check for the chip.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:24

Mathhole: Jun 2, 2011; rot in hell, wonderbread.

Pendent posted:

Perform the Goatse maneuver for Caro so he can check for the chip.

can anyone tell if we are wearing a wedding ring?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:04

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

Love Stole the Day posted:

how is the microchip still lodged in your anus when you clearly just evacuated your bowels?

Oh gently caress that's a bug!

>pull more chips out of your rear end because clearly you can dupe anything in your rear end!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:21

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Tenzarin posted:

Oh gently caress that's a bug!

>pull more chips out of your rear end because clearly you can dupe anything in your rear end!

Put the MG ammo in our rear end! There's no way this can go wrong.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:36

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Love Stole the Day posted:

how is the microchip still lodged in your anus when you clearly just evacuated your bowels?

Tenzarin posted:

Oh gently caress that's a bug!

>pull more chips out of your rear end because clearly you can dupe anything in your rear end!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:57

Stentorian Hoot: Jun 14, 2001; Couldn't get it up...

Pendent posted:

Put the MG ammo in our rear end! There's no way this can go wrong.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:44

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

>jack off onto corpses

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:51

lexan: Apr 24, 2004; Someday I'll be a big producer on Broadway, and you'll be singin' your opera in the street with a tin cup in your hand!

Carol Pizzamom posted:

> peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:10

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Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Carol Pizzamom posted:

> wear the guards' corpses as skin suits and peek into the cave with caro doing that comical 70s thing where one persons head is above the other persons head as they're lookin' around a corner

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:12

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