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tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Gibmiser posted:

> Use your anus chip as a radio. Have Caro speak into your anus instructing the guards to go left to "check out that goat loving a camel!"

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Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
>Ask Caro what station he listened to the most, then call him a stupid piece of poo poo no matter what his musical tastes are.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



>go left

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Literally Kermit posted:

>Quickly fashion kaffiyeh out of ISIS flag, have Caro pose as a prisoner that you are bringing in for questioning.
>Act Casual as Hell

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Shoot the broadcast frequencies out of your nipples at the two cards at such high intensity it drives them mad and causes their eyeballs to explode.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

>make gbs stop posting dumb unclever suggestions

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
>Search channels for GWAR or killer satanic bunnies.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Jonge posted:

> Turn nipples to the brown note frequency

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
throw poo poo pants at bad guys and attack while screaming "allahu akbar"

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Meatwave posted:

>throw poo poo pants at bad guys and attack while screaming "allahu akbar"

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

>wipe rear end with isis flag

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

>pick up poo poo covered chip

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>Throw Caro at Guards

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
>Change character to Caro
>Defect to insurgents and offer services as a medic.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
>Draw a pentagram on the ground with the poo poo. Summon poo poo demon.

Anchors
Nov 27, 2007
>You and Caro kill the the guards while they are distracted making GBS threads their pants via smothering with your own shitted pants.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>Be the poo poo. poo poo yourself. poo poo all over everything because poo poo is funny.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Get the jump on the guards while they're distracted with making GBS threads themselves/dealing with the mess, and introduce them to True Sight of the Peacock God II: For Realsies This Time.

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

perpetulance
Mar 24, 2013

THUNDERDOME LOSER

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

haha

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

Then throw his pitchfork at the guards.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him


Al Borland posted:

Then throw his pitchfork at the guards.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

Groetgaffel
Oct 30, 2011

Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.

Regalingualius posted:

>Get the jump on the guards while they're distracted with making GBS threads themselves/dealing with the mess, and introduce them to True Sight of the Peacock God II: For Realsies This Time.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Make a pact with the devil and give him your soul for the power to goatse a plasma beam from your anus

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Regalingualius posted:

>Get the jump on the guards while they're distracted with making GBS threads themselves/dealing with the mess, and introduce them to True Sight of the Peacock God II: For Realsies This Time.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

> Summon Aatrek to cavort in front of the guards, distracting them
> Rush inside

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

I'm sure it'll work.

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

>goatse the guards

WilltheMagicAsian fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Sep 18, 2014

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

>goatse the guards

sure, why not


We magically cured an internet man of insanity, stuck a working computer chip in our anal cavities to send radio signals, all while relying on a Peacock god to keep the odds ever in our favor. This is the next logical step.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

CharlestonJew posted:

quick while satan's still up in the air jump up and grab him

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