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newreply.php posted:As a former "manager": the quick fix is to say the customer is right, the salesperson is wrong, give them whatever they want, so you don't have some screaming shitlord drawing the attention of all your other customers. Sometimes what happens is that you are actually not lying and do not have the product the customer wants, and no, even if you look "in the back", you're not gonna find any. Good customer service: apologize and offer to take an order for the customer so they can have it when it comes in/is made (depending on industry), or suggest something similar. Bad customer service: sick iceburns that would in any decent establishment get you a severe reaming by both your direct manager and probably the store manager, if not fired.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Sometimes what happens is that you are actually not lying and do not have the product the customer wants, and no, even if you look "in the back", you're not gonna find any. Good customer service: apologize and offer to take an order for the customer so they can have it when it comes in/is made (depending on industry), or suggest something similar. Bad customer service: sick iceburns that would in any decent establishment get you a severe reaming by both your direct manager and probably the store manager, if not fired. But will it get you married?
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:20 |
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Tunicate posted:Also freeing the ghost posts! This actually happens to me all the time. I travel a lot for my job and I'm not an rear end in a top hat so no one cares if they even notice. But there's ALWAYS some random American/uk/Australian rear end in a top hat who decides to "party it up!" Get wasted and yell on a local loving train and then try to talk to me because HEY MAN YOURE WHITE YOU KNOW HOW IT IS and holy gently caress I don't want to be associated with you. Then I have to hide in my hoodie and pretend like I don't speak English and curl up and just. gently caress. You.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:But there's ALWAYS some random American/uk/Australian rear end in a top hat who decides to "party it up!" It's fuckin' nationalism, ya poofta.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:This actually happens to me all the time. I travel a lot for my job and I'm not an rear end in a top hat so no one cares if they even notice. But there's ALWAYS some random American/uk/Australian rear end in a top hat who decides to "party it up!" Get wasted and yell on a local loving train and then try to talk to me because HEY MAN YOURE WHITE YOU KNOW HOW IT IS and holy gently caress I don't want to be associated with you. How dare you imply that only those nationalities are white.
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bringmyfishback posted:How dare you imply that only those nationalities are white. I think you should change your statement to "How dare you imply that only those nationalities are drunk assholes"
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Samizdata posted:Huh. I asked him and all he could talk about was how cute the girl was... Gisnep_that_didnt_happen
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newreply.php posted:As a former "manager": the quick fix is to say the customer is right, the salesperson is wrong, give them whatever they want, so you don't have some screaming shitlord drawing the attention of all your other customers. Everyone hates the manager that does that. Because inevitably those customers will want the same special treatment every single time, and it will mean calling a manager every single time and make the employee who refuses them look like a shithead every single time. One of my few joys working retail was watching the 'friendly, easygoing manager' get chewed out by a more senior manager for violating store policy rather than sticking up for their employees.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:57 |
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Minarchist posted:Why is it always $100 in these dumb stories? This story is the patient zero of $100 stories.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:05 |
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Yeah man, this cop totally tazed me on accident when I was a vigilante hero, and to apologize gave me a cake with a picture of a cop tasing another cop.
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Minarchist posted:Why is it always $100 in these dumb stories? The Winfred Louder department store ran a committee, that costed nearly $450,000 and they decided that's what poor people think a lot of money is.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:10 |
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quote:Makes You Just Want To Die
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 09:11 |
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'A girl makes a joke, lol. What an idiot.' I think this one has actually happened, but the author is dumb as a bag of hammers. canyoneer posted:
The thing is this cop is their dad. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 10:37 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Paladinus posted:
Is the taser the authors mother? Was the shock a horrific flashback to his inception?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 11:26 |
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canyoneer posted:
I got pepper sprayed by a cop once when I tried to check on some dude who got knocked out and hit his head on a planter on the way down. Cops busted through the crowd and sprayed the lot of us. The few of us trying to render aid, the unconscious guy, the onlookers, everyone but the guy who knocked the one guy out, as he'd run off. And instead of cake all we got was threats of additional spraying if we didn't back up.
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EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 17:51 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Crime pays, kids.
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Cashed out, with the proceeds from my 12 ecstasy sales per day. Made $100! Enough to live on through sophomore year.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:33 |
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quote:Oh, random reddit guy, you were doing so well.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:40 |
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Must have been a loving tiny zippo to only fit 12 pills inside.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:13 |
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Aren't lighters banned at most schools anyway? Why would you hide contraband in contraband?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:10 |
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Imaduck posted:Aren't lighters banned at most schools anyway? Why would you hide contraband in contraband? Cause zippos are cooool, maaaan. Like adults have them. Never mind that Zippos run out all the time and are poo poo for lighting bowls. Anyone in the game would carry a Bic.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:18 |
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Zippos are empty anyway, no need to "hollow them out". Big Grunty Secret posted:Cause zippos are cooool, maaaan. Like adults have them. Never mind that Zippos run out all the time and are poo poo for lighting bowls. Anyone in the game would carry a Bic. And they leak all the time, gently caress Zippos. edit: and loving god that story, like he's trying to be George Jung or something; "product", "crew", "game". gently caress off. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 22:24 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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It has 381 points
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:30 |
I lived in a lovely neighborhood for a little while and the white teenagers loved to try to impress other people by saying they were in a gang.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:50 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Zippos are empty anyway, no need to "hollow them out".
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:07 |
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This is the best short story based on a misunderstanding of a Verve Pipe song I've ever read.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 00:06 |
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Imaduck posted:Aren't lighters banned at most schools anyway? Why would you hide contraband in contraband? What school did you go to where lighters were banned At my high school the teachers smoked at break with us.
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The Iron Rose posted:What school did you go to where lighters were banned Yeah... Here you'd borderline get tackled by the SRO if they even smelled smoke on you.
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Tracula posted:Yeah... Here you'd borderline get tackled by the SRO if they even smelled smoke on you. Same for me. Lighters were a huge no-go. I briefly ran a ring of candy dealers during my freshman year of high school (age ~13). I'd buy very cheap candy at the Asian market behind the Chevron and then my friends and I would sell it at outrageous markups during passing breaks. We made a few bucks, and I got the stink-eye from a security guard who assumed I was selling fireworks for some reason, but my "crew" ran the "game" until we all got bored and did something else. edit: and then everyone clapped.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:40 |
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walrusman posted:Same for me. Lighters were a huge no-go. But did you marry the security guard after some wacky hijinx where a teacher who hated candy went rogue with a gun and you saved his life?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:47 |
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The Iron Rose posted:What school did you go to where lighters were banned When was this--1980?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:14 |
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StealthArcher posted:But did you marry the security guard after some wacky hijinx where a teacher who hated candy went rogue with a gun and you saved his life? And now they follow each other on tumblr.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:53 |
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lol at 3-4 Zippos. That's like, probably BARELY enough E to get you a felony distribution charge. And also lighters are one of the first things they tell you to search if you ever take a well taught training or class about arresting/detaining/searching people caught for dealing and possession. "Inside the cool zippo their cool uncle Dave gave them" is like babbys first stash box, and popular enough that meth heads and crack addicts do it all the time as well. You can fit like, some stamps inside a Zippo if you shove it in real good. Not to mention a Zippo is a retarded place even if you're dealing with lovely cops because it's the absolute definition of a thing that's going to get mysteriously lost while they are booking you and end up in the hands of some cop's brother/wife/mistress/kid.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:19 |
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jabby posted:Everyone hates the manager that does that. Because inevitably those customers will want the same special treatment every single time, and it will mean calling a manager every single time and make the employee who refuses them look like a shithead every single time. One of my few joys working retail was watching the 'friendly, easygoing manager' get chewed out by a more senior manager for violating store policy rather than sticking up for their employees. Everyone except those manager's managers. You know, the people who write his paycheck and let that depend on whether or not the business is running smoothly. Having an idiot who is totally in the wrong screaming at the service desk is bad for business, and much worse than accepting his $150 returned item even though it's against official policy. But of course the sort of people that write stdh.txt are entitled inexperienced special snowflakes with no degree that are much more than just a retail drone. Except the job you are doing right now is retail drone so just do that and don't make a personal crusade out of everything.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 10:59 |
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Plus a happy rear end in a top hat leaves faster than an angry one. Make the rear end in a top hat customer happy and they'll be on their way.
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Khazar-khum posted:When was this--1980? 30 years off, but not bad! Seriously in TYOOL 2012 I would bum smokes off of my guidance counselor. Though in fairness, I was legal at the time, because Canada.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 11:35 |
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Some elementary school kids here in norway made huge bank reselling cheap packets of noodles to other kids a while back and they made such an absurd amount of money that the school and parents had to forcefully shut it down, calling it a racket.
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Tracula posted:Yeah... Here you'd borderline get tackled by the SRO if they even smelled smoke on you. And for those of you not living in a police state, SRO isn't some kind of faculty position - it's School Resource Officer or something like that which is a literal on-duty and typically armed police officer whose entire job is to be stationed at a school all day long and intimidate/arrest kids for any wrongdoing
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Bertrand Hustle posted:a happy rear end in a top hat leaves faster than an angry one.
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