The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm new in town. Be there a cool Loch where a lass can wash her long red hair?

It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! drat Scots! They ruined Scotland! :argh:

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# ? May 11, 2024 06:05

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm new in town. Be there a cool Loch where a lass can wash her long red hair?

She told me she was washing her hair tonight...

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:31

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:34

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

No way! Aberdeen rules!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 21:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

No way! Aberdeen rules!

....wait a minute.... :aaa:

YOU'RE NOT FROM NORTH KILTTOWN AT ALL!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 22:29

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:58

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Lord Hydronium posted:

There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!

Ya used me, Lord Hydronium! Ya used me!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:04

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

The status quo? Aye carumba!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:16

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The status quo? Aye carumba!

I'll be in my room.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:46

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'll be in my room.

That's it! Go to your room!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:49

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

Everything Counts posted:

That's it! Go to your room!

We are home.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:38

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'll be in my room.

What kind of catchphrase is that?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:39

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Everything Counts posted:

That's it! Go to your room!

Now let's go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and tv... is.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:27

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

Now let's go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and tv... is.

Class3KillStorm, where's that...metal...dealy...you use to...dig...food?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 05:54

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'll be in my room.

I'll be in my bunk.

Firefly thread is that-a-way, man!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:13

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

NoMoneyDown posted:

We are home.

That was fast...

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:16

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

That was fast...

Everything really wrapped up nicely. Ooh, and much quicker than usual too!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:29

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

IMJack posted:

Everything really wrapped up nicely. Ooh, and much quicker than usual too!

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

# ? Sep 19, 2014 06:37

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Luminous Obscurity posted:

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Whoa! It's like "Speed 2" only with a bus instead of a boat!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:12

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

IMJack posted:

What kind of catchphrase is that?

Woozle wuzzle? That's what passes for entertainment these days?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:34

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Do over Ham posted:

I'll be in my bunk.

Firefly thread is that-a-way, man!

alt.nerd.obsessive

# ? Sep 19, 2014 12:25

Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

You're just jealous cause there's no clock in your hat!

# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:00

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

quote:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/19/world/europe/scotland-independence-vote/

Scotland votes 'no' to independence in historic referendum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iusUq4-f5U

# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:11

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Facepalm Ranger posted:

You're just jealous cause there's no clock in your hat!

Why did I buy this Lego shirt?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:59

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iusUq4-f5U

They probably shouldn't have asked for �30 million in taxpayer money to fund the perverted arts.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 14:04

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Facepalm Ranger posted:

You're just jealous cause there's no clock in your hat!

Facepalm, that hat's been with the station for twenty years. He had one day left 'til retirement.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 14:30

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

They probably shouldn't have asked for �30 million in taxpayer money to fund the perverted arts.

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman. :scotland:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iusUq4-f5U

Sideshow Bob: 100%. Mayor Quimby: 1%. And keep in mind there is a 1% margin of error.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:21

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

Sideshow Bob: 100%. Mayor Quimby: 1%. And keep in mind there is a 1% margin of error.

Oh no! The dead are risen and voting replublican! :ohdear:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:00

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Let's see what's in the news today. Hmm. "Canada Stalls on Trade Pact..."

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:18

Kwik: Apr 4, 2006; You can't touch our beaver.

IMJack posted:

Sideshow Bob: 100%. Mayor Quimby: 1%. And keep in mind there is a 1% margin of error.

Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob- A man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby?

Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 18:18

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Kwik posted:

Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob- A man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby?

Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

Sideshow Bob? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old Kwik.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 18:56