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Faltese Malkin: Aug 22, 2005; Georgetown

Chris James 2 posted:

Get your popcorn ready. Goodell's out of hiding and holding a press conference at 3 Eastern.

I wonder if it will go better than that CBS interview the other day

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:25

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:37

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

It will be a bunch of nothing.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:29

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

He's going to announce his resignation.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Volkerball posted:

He's going to announce his resignation.

Nah.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:34

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

Get your popcorn ready. Goodell's out of hiding and holding a press conference at 3 Eastern.

Please, please leave the room if this will...if this will affect you.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:35

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Maybe it's immature but I want him to be outright canned. Would be so much more satisfying than a "resignation."

The heart wants what the heart wants.
VVVV

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 19, 2014

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:37

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Eifert Posting posted:

Maybe it's immature but I want him to be outright canned. Would be so much more satisfying than a "resignation."

You don't get fired at that level. Goodell is going to resign due to personal reasons, sit in an NBC booth for 2015, then join a k street lobbying firm representing the Washington Redskins.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:38

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

FizFashizzle posted:

You don't get fired at that level. Goodell is going to resign due to personal reasons, sit in an NBC booth for 2015, then join a k street lobbying firm representing the Washington Redskins.

This is correct.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:41

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Eifert Posting posted:

Maybe it's immature but I want him to be outright canned. Would be so much more satisfying than a "resignation."

When is the last time anyone with that kind of salary was ever shitcanned, you get offered a resignation and you take it as it usually comes with an awesome resignation package.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:41

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Grittybeard posted:

Moving Eifert Posting's weird obsession with tackles (which seem to be a dumb stat because no one tracks them the same) over here, I'm curious how many people know their franchise leading tackler off the top of your head? Obviously if you're a Ravens, Chargers or Bucs fan you probably do, but I had no real clue.

I knew Derrick Johnson was up there and in reality it's probably him because of assists, but just by the tackle stat it's Kevin Ross who was a freaking cornerback.

My guess for the Lions is Joe Schmidt but it's probably someone totally random.

Fake edit: It's Chris Spielman, who I always forget about because he was just a few years before my time and not a Hall of Famer (although he's a 2015 candidate). My next guess would've been Stephen Boyd, who's third. Second is Bennie Blades.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:43

FeedingHam2Cats: Nov 10, 2009

Atticus Finch posted:

DC is cool because it's full of museums and all the attractive people from every other state that don't move to LA to become actors/actresses come here to be hipsters/interns.

It's true

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:45

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Yeah boy, those bangin hot think tank chicks.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:49

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Goodell will announce his support for a name change for the Redskins, everyone will immediately see it for the transparent ploy it is

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:04

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

FizFashizzle posted:

Please, please leave the room if this will...if this will affect you.

According to my buddy from Pittsburgh, kids in Pennsylvania are off from school today.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:13

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Volkerball posted:

Yeah boy, those bangin hot think tank chicks.

Yeah.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:16

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Atticus Finch posted:

Yeah.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:17

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Volkerball posted:

Yeah boy, those bangin hot think tank chicks.

Think tank girls giving brain like carl sagan??

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:24

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

In the Arizona is continuing to make me proud to be a fan is that they are placing John Abraham on IR due to concussions.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:24

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

ZenVulgarity posted:

Think tank girls giving brain like carl sagan??

More like Sarah Palin

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:30

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

whypick1 posted:

Seattle's tackling leader is Eugene Robinson at 942 (who I might've guessed eventually), which is 199 more than the next guy, Joe Nash (aka the guy that won me the Super Bowl in Tecmo Super Bowl because of abusing the hell out of the center exploit to rack up 60+ sacks).

gently caress them Bobby Wagner is the future.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Cardinals put John Abraham on IR, so at least that modestly lowers the chance we'll see someone suffer brain death on the field this year.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:51

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Probably Magic posted:

Research Triangle. That's how that sentence should end.

Confirming this. Brier Creek best creek.

Kalli posted:

Cardinals put John Abraham on IR, so at least that modestly lowers the chance we'll see someone suffer brain death on the field this year.

I am glad to hear this. Stay classy Arizona.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:54

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Regnevelc posted:

In the Arizona is continuing to make me proud to be a fan is that they are placing John Abraham on IR due to concussions.

Thank god. There's no way you can protest an IR designation right? The whole Abraham saga is really depressing.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:56

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

@RVacchianoNYDN
That is really odd and unexpected. ... RT @nydnmabramson Eli Manning walks off practice field with brace on left knee.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:09

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Ryan Nassib gonna light the Texans up for 300 yards and 3 TDs

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:11

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

AJ Green is probably fine to play Sunday. Burfict probably isn't.

Also:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:25

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

he was drafted as a tight end. Clark Harris owns.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:34

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

That just makes me realize and feel really sad that I don't think they're doing those programs with the cool art of the bengal owning all the other teams this year

in memoriam

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:42

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:49

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Goetta posted:

thank you so much

why cant i find these on the internet

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:50

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

They haven't been posting them so I assumed they stopped as well. So glad they're back.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:54

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I like that Depend is their sponsor

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:55

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Joique Bell speaks.

quote:

MLive: What's the weirdest locker room you've been in in the NFL?

Bell: Oakland Raiders.

MLive: Wow, that was fast. What's so weird about it?

Bell: It's so small and compact and uncomfortable. Yeah.

...

MLive: What's the craziest fan encounter you've had?

Bell: I was doing an autograph session at, like, a family event. And a woman was like, 'Can you sign my boobs?' I was like, 'Uh, noooo. Is this a trick question?'

She was with her boyfriend, too. He was like, 'Yeah, sign 'em?' I was like what? It was hilarious, but I just couldn't do it.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:58

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Hearing rumblings of an emergency meeting at Ravens headquarters in light of some potential revelations of what some knew and saw re: Rice

things bout to get worse again

# ? Sep 19, 2014 19:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Ehud posted:

@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Hearing rumblings of an emergency meeting at Ravens headquarters in light of some potential revelations of what some knew and saw re: Rice

things bout to get worse again

Enjoy your parachute Ravens front office intern.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:01

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Ehud posted:

@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Hearing rumblings of an emergency meeting at Ravens headquarters in light of some potential revelations of what some knew and saw re: Rice

things bout to get worse again

Please do this right in the middle of the press conference.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:01

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

No Butt Stuff posted:

Please do this right in the middle of the press conference.

can't wait to see what the NCAA releases this time.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:02

E_Motion: Oct 26, 2004; Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!; College Slice

Ehud posted:

@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Hearing rumblings of an emergency meeting at Ravens headquarters in light of some potential revelations of what some knew and saw re: Rice

things bout to get worse again

Welp gg Ravens
So, are heads gonna roll?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:05

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

well...okay

# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:05

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Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Goetta posted:

AJ Green is probably fine to play Sunday. Burfict probably isn't.

Also:

I'm most surprised to find out an NFL player is into Rebelution.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 20:05

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