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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



And lastly, a bunch of NFL player tweets collected into a low effort article: http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/goodell-nfl-news-conference-players-reaction-commissioner-091914?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:buzzer

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I don't know who Matt Overton is, but i like him.

 Overton        ✔ @MattOverton_LS

We are always told "Protect the shield" ... What does that actually mean?

12:39 PM - 19 Sep 2014

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

N:

quote:

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Wes Horton doesn't have a catchy nickname like Greg Hardy's, aka the Kraken, the player he and a platoon of others are replacing at right defensive end for the Carolina Panthers.

How about Gemini Jr.

Before he began chasing quarterbacks, Horton chased his father around the original set of "American Gladiators," a television phenomenon that ran between 1989 and 1996 featuring amateur athletes against the show's gladiators in tests of agility and strength.

Michael Horton was one of the six original gladiators. He was known as Gemini, apparently fitting because of his split personality: calm one second, aggressive the next.

V: We got the son of an American Gladiator on the Carolina Panthers. Yay?

Shown here as baby
Gemini is the black dude, shame on your not knowing your American Gladiators

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

waah posted:

N:


V: We got the son of an American Gladiator on the Carolina Panthers. Yay?

Shown here as baby
Gemini is the black dude, shame on your not knowing your American Gladiators

I miss 80s hair

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Peyton Manning knows there's a profit to be had in selling pizza to burnouts
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/09/19/peyton-manning-says-colorado-laws-are-good-for-pizza-business/?intcmp=features

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

N: Josh Gordon's twitter handle is Flash Gordon.


V: I don't care that he plays for a rival, that dude needs back in the league today.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

waah posted:

N:


V: We got the son of an American Gladiator on the Carolina Panthers. Yay?

Shown here as baby
Gemini is the black dude, shame on your not knowing your American Gladiators

Oh, Malibu...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5NlwiSPXao

Early signs of CTE... :smith:

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

N: Josh Gordon's twitter handle is Flash Gordon.


V: I don't care that he plays for a rival, that dude needs back in the league today.

At least wait till next week. If he plays sunday we are sure to lose.

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


Kalli posted:

Mort calling Goodell a liar in so many words:

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/23...1ROftBlyBste2lG

Mort knew, but he carries water for the NFL so he didn't do anything.

Why is he still employed?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kawalimus posted:

At least wait till next week. If he plays sunday we are sure to lose.

I thought we were sure to lose anyway.

Dvlos
Aug 26, 2003

"I came here to argue with you about a freaking television show!"

Ozu posted:

So he tested positive for PEDs again, yet it seems this is a substance abuse issue? Weird.

He's apparently hooked on amphetamines or something. Goddamn Dolphins.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
This just dropped about 10 minutes ago

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/11551518/how-ray-rice-scandal-unfolded-baltimore-ravens-roger-goodell-nfl

tldr: The Ravens front office had a copy of the Ray Rice video within 12 hours and undertook a campaign for leniency and a 2-game suspension.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



pathetic little tramp posted:

This just dropped about 10 minutes ago

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/11551518/how-ray-rice-scandal-unfolded-baltimore-ravens-roger-goodell-nfl

tldr: The Ravens front office had a copy of the Ray Rice video within 12 hours and undertook a campaign for leniency and a 2-game suspension.

Yeah, take this to the Ray Rice thread.

And get hosed Ravens, just get hosed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

pathetic little tramp posted:

This just dropped about 10 minutes ago

http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/11551518/how-ray-rice-scandal-unfolded-baltimore-ravens-roger-goodell-nfl

tldr: The Ravens front office had a copy of the Ray Rice video within 12 hours and undertook a campaign for leniency and a 2-game suspension.

Wow. Go to Hell, Ravens.

Though not Harbaugh:

quote:

Although the grainy video did not show what had happened behind the elevator's doors, the images horrified Ravens coach John Harbaugh, according to four sources inside and outside the organization. The Super Bowl-winning coach urged his bosses to release Rice immediately, especially if the team had evidence Rice had thrown a punch. That opinion was shared by George Kokinis, the Baltimore director of player personnel, according to a fifth source outside the organization but familiar with the team's thinking.

But Harbaugh's recommendation to cut the six-year veteran running back was quickly rejected by Ravens management: owner Bisciotti, team president Cass and GM Newsome.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
The Ravens organization and the NFL actually now somehow look worse than Rice in all of this.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Wow. Go to Hell, Ravens.

Though not Harbaugh:

A Harbaugh is a decent human being?

Take notes Jim

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


zimbomonkey posted:

The Ravens organization and the NFL actually now somehow look worse than Rice in all of this.

Well no not really. More corrupt and morally bankrupt yeah.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Blitz7x posted:



makes u think

Legit thought the answer was going to be Oakland Raiders

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

old dog child posted:

Legit thought the answer was going to be Oakland Raiders

I wanna see a breakdown of NFL owners

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

old dog child posted:

Legit thought the answer was going to be Oakland Raiders

:colbert:



eat poo poo rest of the AFC West

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

:colbert:



eat poo poo rest of the AFC West

Raiders media coverage has been blacked out for a decade though

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

quote:

Carolina Panthers owner Jerry Richardson is asking the owners to sign a petition of support for Goodell
:sigh:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Blitz7x posted:

:colbert:


eat poo poo rest of the AFC West

So you took away the one last interesting thing about the Raiders.

darkforce898
Sep 11, 2007

DOOP posted:

A Harbaugh is a decent human being?

Take notes Jim

All current information points to McDonald being on the defensive during the argument.

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_26561792/woman-grabbed-gun-during-may-argument-at-49ers

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Blitz7x posted:

:colbert:



eat poo poo rest of the AFC West

Broncos top 3 fuuuuuuuuuuuck me

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

kiimo posted:

So you took away the one last interesting thing about the Raiders.

Arrests are interesting if the team is actually good

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

darkforce898 posted:

All current information points to McDonald being on the defensive during the argument.

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_26561792/woman-grabbed-gun-during-may-argument-at-49ers

who the gently caress made this site autoplay 2 videos at once?

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Blitz7x posted:

:colbert:



eat poo poo rest of the AFC West



Bucs: bad at football, bad at following the rule of law.

What a loving team

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

kiimo posted:

So you took away the one last interesting thing about the Raiders.

No, they just made arrests count more. Quality over quantity. Instead of bar fights, we get players cruising around with unprescribed viagra and

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


pathetic little tramp posted:

who the gently caress made this site autoplay 2 videos at once?

All news sites are trash

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

darkforce898 posted:

All current information points to McDonald being on the defensive during the argument.

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_26561792/woman-grabbed-gun-during-may-argument-at-49ers

The gently caress is with all these San Francisco players and gun troubles? I'd make a joke about California gun control but no way in Hell I want to start that argument.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

darkforce898 posted:

All current information points to McDonald being on the defensive during the argument.

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_26561792/woman-grabbed-gun-during-may-argument-at-49ers

I was under the impression that this was a different incident involving MacDonald for some reason, is it not?

e: Yeah it is different, but I guess it opens up a possible pattern or whatever.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Grittybeard posted:

I was under the impression that this was a different incident involving MacDonald for some reason, is it not?

e: Yeah it is different, but I guess it opens up a possible pattern or whatever.

It's about a different, previous incident where McDonald's fiancee apparently (allegedly?) threatened him with a gun. Which means there's a chance that whatever happened in August was self-defense or can be made to look that way at a trial.

If the Niners were aware of this already it might explain why they've been treating McDonald so lightly. Or they might just be covering poo poo up like the Ravens in which case I'm loving through with them.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Sep 19, 2014

Dirt Worshipper
Apr 2, 2007

Paralithodes Californiensis
It's probably just set up for more victim-blaming because :suicide:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dirt Worshipper posted:

It's probably just set up for more victim-blaming because :suicide:

If San Francisco is doing a Ray Rice sort of cover up I'm just done as a Niners fan for the conceivable future. Done. Out. :toxx: me, I'm serious.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Sep 19, 2014

Jimmybob
Mar 7, 2005

old dog child posted:

Broncos top 3 fuuuuuuuuuuuck me

You can probably chalk up 5, maybe even 10 of those to DJ Williams dumbass. That jackass would get arrested like twice a year.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I want to know where all of Jacksonville's arrests came from. I know loving Justin Blackmon is like half of those but they arent attributing Jimmy Smith's retired-arrests ( :smith: ), so I have to wonder.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


You got a source cause holy poo poo, if Big Cat goes in this is gonna be good.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Such a loving company man.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Breaky posted:

Is there a video of this up anywhere? Just found one but it was only Goodells prepared statement and not the Q&A.

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