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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Bort Bortles posted:

I want to know where all of Jacksonville's arrests came from. I know loving Justin Blackmon is like half of those but they arent attributing Jimmy Smith's retired-arrests ( :smith: ), so I have to wonder.

Blaine Gabbert arrested for murdering a city's hope

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
You can't murder something that doesn't exist

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Blaine Gabbert arrested for murdering a city's hope

:thurman:



Bad Moon posted:

You can't murder something that doesn't exist

Gabbert never played for Cleveland, did he?

trapt
Sep 21, 2010
What the gently caress do you need a polygraph for AP?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bort Bortles posted:

Gabbert never played for Cleveland, did he?

*Consults coattails of mannequin jersey*


Nope.

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man




Literally the Talmud in NE Ohio

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

That's not even the most up to date one. :eng101: :goonsay:

Campbell actually started after Hoyer went down.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Here's what a Raiders one would look like over the same time period.

Gannon
Mirer
Tuiasosopo
Collins
Brooks
Walter
McCown
Culpepper
Russell
Gradkowski
Frye
Campbell
Boller
Palmer
Flynn
Pryor
McGloin
Carr

With Schaub sitting on deck.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I think the Bears are the only other one who comes close. Campbell was #20.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Which team would field the best team of arrested players over the course of their franchise?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The thing with the Raiders is that Gannon started every game from 1999-2002. Mirer and Gannon both got starts in '03. So our shitshow started 4 years after the Browns, and we're still only a couple names behind.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Magnus Gallant posted:

Which team would field the best team of arrested players over the course of their franchise?

Florida Gators

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Blitz7x posted:

:colbert:



eat poo poo rest of the AFC West

What the Patriots lack in quantity they make up for in quality.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJgThrU80E

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

waah posted:

You got a source cause holy poo poo, if Big Cat goes in this is gonna be good.

Yeah, it's in the ESPN article, third from last paragraph: http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/11551518/how-ray-rice-scandal-unfolded-baltimore-ravens-roger-goodell-nfl

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Hockles posted:

I think the Bears are the only other one who comes close. Campbell was #20.

Yeah.

Shane Matthews
Cade McNown
Jim Miller
Chris Chandler
Henry Burris
Kordell Stewart
Craig Krenzel
Chad Hutchinson
Jonathan Quinn
Rex Grossman
Kyle Orton
Brian Griese
Todd Collins
Caleb Hanie
Josh McCown
Jason Campbell
Jay Cutler


Edit: whoops
vvvv

DupaDupa fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Sep 20, 2014

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Cutler is on there twice. Also I didn't realize Erik Kramer was that long ago.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Bears also had Moses Moreno IIRC

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The game starts in '99 when Couch got drafted. Moreno was in San Diego that year.

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Dexo posted:

Bears also had Moses Moreno IIRC

Oh I just counted starts since 1999, its an even more depressing list if you go into the 90s :negative:

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Volkerball posted:

The game starts in '99 when Couch got drafted. Moreno was in San Diego that year.

Oh God, you just caused me to look at the Bears Quarterbacks in the 90s. :smith:


Never Forget that Dumb as gently caress Rick Mirer trade. Never Forget.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



These always own. Watching him break down and go insane when giants went 0-5 or 6 was one of the best things

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Bears QB woes were the funniest drat thing growing up. Especially when the Packers always had Favre gunslinging away, and the Bears were just like Enis and A-train, please make something happen. Wasted Curtis Conway's entire career.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Rob Gronkowski is on Whose Line right now lol

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Volkerball posted:

Bears QB woes were the funniest drat thing growing up. Especially when the Packers always had Favre gunslinging away, and the Bears were just like Enis and A-train, please make something happen. Wasted Curtis Conway's entire career.

You don't know how long I was waiting for Farve to retire, he finally loving does and someone even goddamn worse takes over.


Like at least Farve would funsling some games away for the Bears to win.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FOXSports has learned Buccaneers QB Josh McCown undergoing 2nd test on injured thumb, expected to miss several weeks.

Now Lovie can stand by his QB and not have to play him.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

Rob Gronkowski is on Whose Line right now lol

If it's a repeat from the one a few months ago Gronk kills it.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Kalli posted:

FOXSports has learned Buccaneers QB Josh McCown undergoing 2nd test on injured thumb, expected to miss several weeks.

Now Lovie can stand by his QB and not have to play him.

McCown doesn't start another game in his career if this is true.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
I've never heard of Nancy Armour before, but she has fun going to town on Goodell's awful press conference: http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2014/09/19/roger-goodell-nfl-domestic-violence-nancy-armour/15903317/

quote:

Roger Goodell would have been better off staying in hiding.

In his first news conference since that horrifying Ray Rice video sent the NFL into a downward spiral, Goodell did little Friday afternoon to assure to anyone that he and the league are any closer to getting a handle on preventing domestic violence. He apologized – a lot – and talked about making changes to the NFL's conduct policy.

But exactly what are the changes? He'll have to get back to you. Hopefully by the Super Bowl.

"We want to get to work immediately," Goodell said.

And here I thought that's what he'd been doing for the last week and a half.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

WugLyfe posted:

Florida Gators

To be fair that's only because TPD doesn't bother investigating or arresting FSU players.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
NFL Game Rewind was listed as "coming soon -- download to your devices!" and it was quietly changed to "View downloaded games on your iOS devices while on or offline."

ROGER IS NOTHING YOU SAY NOT A LIE

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Kalli posted:

FOXSports has learned Buccaneers QB Josh McCown undergoing 2nd test on injured thumb, expected to miss several weeks.

Now Lovie can stand by his QB and not have to play him.

Thank you sweet baby jebus.



Also here's the Bucs QB list from 99 onward:

Trent Dilfer
Shaun King
Eric Zeier
Brad Johnson
Rob Johnson
Brian Griese
Chris Simms
Bruce Gradkowski
Tim Rattay
Jeff Garcia
Luke McCown
Byron Leftwich
Josh Johnson
Josh Freeman
Mike Glennon
Josh McCown



Gotta collect all the McCowns

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Grats to Gradkowski and Garcia for completing the poo poo team trifecta.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Volkerball posted:

Grats to Gradkowski and Garcia for completing the poo poo team trifecta.

I can't decide if I'm impressed at their ability to pick teams where they'll definitely start or horrified by their ability to correctly identify the shittiest teams in the NFL.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Thank you sweet baby jebus.



Also here's the Bucs QB list from 99 onward:

Trent Dilfer
Shaun King
Eric Zeier
Brad Johnson
Rob Johnson
Brian Griese
Chris Simms
Bruce Gradkowski
Tim Rattay
Jeff Garcia
Luke McCown
Byron Leftwich
Josh Johnson
Josh Freeman
Mike Glennon
Josh McCown



Gotta collect all the McCowns

Now sign Cade McNown for good measure

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

quote:

Bob Ley ‏@BobLeyESPN Sep 13

Astonishing: during unique NFL news week, league quietly admitted in court papers 1/3 of retired players will develop cognitive problems.

gently caress goodell

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I had completely buried the Leftwich Bucs era in the deepest recesses of my memory

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

DupaDupa posted:

gently caress goodell
Reminder

In the days following the settlement, Commissioner Goodell reiterates that “there was no admission of guilt. There was no admission that [concussions] were caused by football.”

This was just last year

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


‏@taoish
Wow. Jay Gruden actually said DeSean at 60-70% is "really not that [much] good to us. He’s already 160 lbs, already a very terrible blocker"

Yes it's real (go to 8:00)

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jay Gruden is turning out to be a hilarious hire

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