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Honj Steak: May 31, 2013; Hi there.

Gone Fission posted:

>tell the person on the radio that the escaped prisoners were here, but they dived into the green pool

If they react like that poo poo's dangerous, dip some bullets in for extra poison damage. If they react like the escaped prisoners just gained mutant powers, dive in.

This, but dive in the pool anyway.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 01:57

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 03:13

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

>Drop pants, prepare to pee on who ever comes out the door

# ? Sep 20, 2014 02:05

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

KungFu Grip posted:

>Do your most racist impression of an Arabic person to reply to the person on the other side of the walkie talkie.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 03:41

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

syscall girl posted:

beautiful

# ? Sep 20, 2014 03:54

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

KungFu Grip posted:

>Do your most racist impression of an Arabic person to reply to the person on the other side of the walkie talkie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OwFeYlY9GU

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:05

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

I feel kinda guilty spoiling the joke because Atma had done such a great job of subtly pixel arting that in there but everyone kept saying make the rocks into balls for the cock and it was frustrating.

Only Allah can judge me. Or anyone else, really.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:07

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

KungFu Grip posted:

>Do your most racist impression of an Arabic person to reply to the person on the other side of the walkie talkie.

Gone Fission posted:

>tell the person on the radio that the escaped prisoners were here, but they dived into the green pool

P.S. If you change your votes, please edit your original post from now on to aid our developers in counting the correct number.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:40

tinkerttoy: Dec 30, 2013; by XyloJW

>prepare to battle jihadbot

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Atma posted:

P.S. If you change your votes, please edit your original post from now on to aid our developers in counting the correct number.

> say Taken Speech into walkie talkie
> Begin to Macguyver/Rambo (first blood) all sorts of guerilla booby traps with Caro and set up an ambush

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:59

ranbo das: Oct 16, 2013

Broenheim posted:

>recite the john galt speech

ranbo das fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Sep 20, 2014

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:01

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Edit
>Lock and load, look at Caro and say "It's time we made a... reheading video". Look extra smug after saying this.

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Sep 20, 2014

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:04

Alfajor: Jun 10, 2005; The delicious snack cake.

> put on bulletproof vest
> give rifle to Caro
> as soon as doors open, Caro shoots you on the chest.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:06

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

~~> "I am the last living son of the bloodline of Muhammad."~~

Broenheim posted:

>recite the john galt speech

Edit: Changed vote

Marta Velasquez fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Sep 20, 2014

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:27

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

~~gently caress it, jump into the green pool~~

changing my vote to this:

Broenheim posted:

>recite the john galt speech

Applewhite posted:

>In Mrs. Doubtfire's voice so they don't get suspicious.

CharlestonJew fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Sep 20, 2014

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:37

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

Alfajor posted:

> put on bulletproof vest
> give rifle to Caro
> as soon as doors open, Caro shoots you on the chest.

this, then >pretend to be dead, what will happen to caro is in the hands of god

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:40

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

wilderthanmild posted:

Edit
>Lock and load, look at Caro and say "It's time we made a... reheading video". Look extra smug after saying this.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:49

Rick Ross Ulbricht: Feb 3, 2010; put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.

> hide, one of you behind each testicle, and take aim at the slowly opening door

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:49

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

>pour the gasoline in front of the goatse door. Then pull down your pants and light a fart on fire expertly aim to set aflame the gas as well.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:54

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

>Dive into the green pool. Lets get it on.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:07

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

>hide in green pool, have Caro offer the customary islamic greeting: his rear end in a top hat

E

>Reply the one true prophet has called you to this place, present Caro's rear end a gift

My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Sep 20, 2014

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:21

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

>fire the gun wildly into the air until out of ammo

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:30

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

>Jump in the pool and guzzle it down like you did at CumGuzzleCon that one time.
>Use whatever awesome powers you got to either slaughter whoever's about to come out, or to distract/immobilize them long enough to expose them to the True Sight.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:37

Pyroi: Aug 17, 2013; gay elf noises

>Go grab a corpse from outside and use it as a puppet.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:45

Sole.Sushi: Feb 19, 2008; Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

>Reply "Who I am is not important. What I am is. And what I am is the instrument of your end. Now, we can do this the hard way: you'll resist, but through sheer tenacity, I will find you and I will put a bullet in your brain. Or, we can do this the easy way: open the door, let me in, and die like a good boy." Give Caro a maniac grin, letting him know that you have completely loving lost it.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:47

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

>Throw Caro into green pool.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:47

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

wilderthanmild posted:

Edit
>Lock and load, look at Caro and say "It's time we made a... reheading video". Look extra smug after saying this.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:49

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

>recite the john galt speech

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:50

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

>Switch clothes with the guards outside, but leave your Goku pants on

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:51

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Broenheim posted:

>recite the john galt speech

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:01

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Broenheim posted:

>recite the john galt speech

yessss

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:03

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Reply "Who I am is not important. What I am is. And what I am is the instrument of your end. Now, we can do this the hard way: you'll resist, but through sheer tenacity, I will find you and I will put a bullet in your brain. Or, we can do this the easy way: open the door, let me in, and die like a good boy." Give Caro a maniac grin, letting him know that you have completely loving lost it.

why bother, we're obviously going to run into them screaming HURRRRR while tugging our balls and die immediately

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:04

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Broenheim posted:

>recite the john galt speech

Changed to this

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:06

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

Broenheim posted:

>recite the john galt speech

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:08

Ultraklystron: May 19, 2010; Unsafe At Every Speed

Broenheim posted:

>recite the john galt speech

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:11

malder: Feb 7, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Reply that you are a local terrorist leader who wants to pledge allegiance to caliph Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:16

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

> run in front of opening door and prepare to goatse whoever appears and perhaps pop a turtle head to say hi

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:34

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack