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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Mark Hunt vs Roy Nelson GDT
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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Captain Log posted:

I don't get it. Amir has all the ingredients to be better and good technique...goodish...wasn't popping those head kicks like I would have liked. He just needs to learn how to put this together.

And did he forget he has won fights with triangles and Akiyama loses fights with triangles?

Can't wrestle in a division full of good wrestlers.

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006
 Akiyama beat the poo poo out of him

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
 i've got some bad news for you, akiyama

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Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004

 I would also like Akiyama to fight Anderson Silva.



e: all silvas are the same.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Nice timing on the call out sexy

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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 Calling out Wanderlei hahaha

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Oh man I forgot about how Silva/Sexyama (his Christian name) was a thing.

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Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
it's time for the fights that i'm far too emotionally invested in.

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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Lloyd Boner posted:

Chances of sexyama getting popped?

I love the man but I think very high

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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Gomi is gassed as poo poo pummeling backstage.

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006
 i think myles Jury might brutally murder ol Gomi but id like to be wrong

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Wait, did Sexyama call out Anderson or Wandy?

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Lloyd Boner posted:

Chances of sexyama getting popped?

mods?

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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I liked Gomi's last fight because it was cool how he got more and more gassed while actually getting better.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

-Atom- posted:

mods?

Chances of Akiyama's fake tan testing positive for moisturiser?

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woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

manyak posted:

i think myles Jury might brutally murder ol Gomi but id like to be wrong

ya

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

manyak posted:

i think myles Jury might brutally murder ol Gomi but id like to be wrong

Jury is gonna win and say things that make me real mad.

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Wait, did Sexyama call out Anderson or Wandy?

The one that just retired, lol

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THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?

Captain Log posted:

I don't get it. Amir has all the ingredients to be better and good technique...goodish...wasn't popping those head kicks like I would have liked. He just needs to learn how to put this together.

And did he forget he has won fights with triangles and Akiyama loses fights with triangles?

to be fair Amir beat the ever living poo poo out of the air particles hovering approximately two feet in front of akiyama

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Gomi did some cool punching last time so I have hope :unsmith:

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Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
No scary?

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
 no scary, no hope

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

THE BUTT MAN posted:

to be fair Amir beat the ever living poo poo out of the air particles hovering approximately two feet in front of akiyama

I just want a funny fighter who's whole career was in the UFC to be good. It would make me feel warm and happy.

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I can't remember but I'm p sure Jury has a significant reach advantage at 155 but especially against a guy like Gomi. Plus he moves around and isn't slow as poo poo.

Still hope Gomi lands a Hail Mary BRH though.

Fake edit: gently caress he's walking out to the wrong music, goodbye Gomi.

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
 i just realised something that will change my life forever:

pro shooto
prosciutto

:wth:

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Captain Log posted:

I just want a funny fighter who's whole career was in the UFC to be good. It would make me feel warm and happy.

Genki Sudo.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i just realised something that will change my life forever:

pro shooto
prosciutto

:wth:

well both of them are full of hammy performances

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THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
i just realised that gomis head is literally a cube

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
(1:55:15 AM) Meeks: Jury is good. He won a decision against Diego Sanchez
(1:55:19 AM) Meeks: Which is one of the hardest things to do

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Boxhead winning would almost be as good as the mask match on CMLL.

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Diddie
Sep 1, 2001

What the heck is going on in here???
the fireball 35 year old alcoholic kid

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Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
Hope this ends quick. I'm getting sleepy.

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niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
 no

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
oh dear

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Another year
Oct 13, 2011

the mermaid
see
a movie?
:( gently caress

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
this thread is now about discussing hte many ways in which myles jury cheats

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niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

Krustic posted:

Hope this ends quick. I'm getting sleepy.

thanks rear end in a top hat

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
that was just as sad as i feared it would be.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
gently caress you MMA

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Yup

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THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
rip cubeman

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