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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

loving Stokoe :allears: Yisssss

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Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
All of the Deadpool bi-annual needs to go in here. Especially his plan for defeating Brute Force.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Sorry for all the pages, but this entire issue is very "WTF", especially so far removed from when it was written.

See Kamandi takes place in the future. There was a "natural disaster" that wiped out most of humanity. Animals have evolved into intelligent beings and the humans that are left are mostly mindless beasts. Kamandi was raised in a fallout shelter and is trying to survive in this new world. Let's see what's up in this issue!



Wait, Watergate?

"Great Ceaser's" son is sent to get something for the snake dude and Kamandi goes with.



They come across "Stake-Out"...



...and are worried about bugs. Also, Beatles pun!



But inside are apes...



...who kidnap Ceaser's Son and the dog/scientist.



They are indicted and put on trial...



...and sentenced to death by the "Watergate-Sound-Maker!"



They are eventually rescued and the sound maker is destroyed.



The end!

Kamandi #15

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

TwoPair posted:

Judge for yourself



Holy poo poo, it's Rob Riggle.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

PJOmega posted:

Much like his intentions!

You should have gone with

They can't refuse...because of the implication

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Uthor posted:

Kamandi #15
Murderous apes cargo-culting Watergate is loving brilliance and I will not hear otherwise.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

gently caress, is Marvel Canada evil. Not just the Weapon program, that's also where the rye comes from!

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

CzarChasm posted:

Holy poo poo, it's Rob Riggle.

Or an 80s Travolta cosplaying Superman who just saw there's a guy dressed up as Jimmy Olsen wearing assless chaps.

Benito Cereno
Jan 20, 2006

ALLEZ-OUP!

Good choice

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

TwoPair posted:


And one last 4th wall break...



Is Brian Posehn still writing this? I wouldn't normally expect to see a 10 years old Zach Galifinakis routine as a background gag.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Is Brian Posehn still writing this? I wouldn't normally expect to see a 10 years old Zach Galifinakis routine as a background gag.

Yes he is, and thanks for explaining who that comedian was supposed to be. I read that in the comic, meant to find out who that was, and forgot.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



I think Seth made a comeback in an episode of Between Two Ferns.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Another random selection of unsourced panels, proving that old comics are as weird as gently caress.











Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Say Nothing posted:

Another random selection of unsourced panels, proving that old comics are as weird as gently caress.





This is clearly Fletcher Hanks.

d00gZ
Oct 12, 2002

Original Sin Murderer
Wild Guess #627
Edward Snowden

"My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them."
A bunch of these are photoshopped, I'm pretty sure.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



d00gZ posted:

A bunch of these are photoshopped, I'm pretty sure.
Not the Archie ones, there's a lot of material there

Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
.

Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
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Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
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Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
........

Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
........,,""""

Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
........,,""""

Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
........,,""""

Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
........,,""""

Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod
........,,""""

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
That's a really lazy banme.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008


















me too

shelper
Nov 10, 2005

Something's still wrong with this code


Source: 1993 marvel financial report?

Bakanogami
Dec 31, 2004


Grimey Drawer

Considering the "spy robots" he's asking, something tells me that the answer is going to involve mutants.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bakanogami posted:

Considering the "spy robots" he's asking, something tells me that the answer is going to involve mutants.

Considering the year is 1992, something tells me the answer is going to involve mutants. :D

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Because the company purchased a number of smaller companies it couldn't really afford, taking out loans that it won't be able to pay back in five years, thereby marginally increasing share prices while all but ensuring an eventual declaration of bankruptcy!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Because the company purchased a number of smaller companies it couldn't really afford, taking out loans that it won't be able to pay back in five years, thereby marginally increasing share prices while all but ensuring an eventual declaration of bankruptcy!

:doom: PERLMUTTER!!! :doom:

Keldroc
Apr 19, 2004

Marketing materials and speculation are not spoilers. Jesus Christ.

prefect posted:

Considering the year is 1992, something tells me the answer is going to involve mutants. :D

And chromium covers with holograms and polybags and trading cards and...

It really is impossible to explain to someone who wasn't around for the post-Death of Superman speculator boom why anyone thought buying 10 copies of every issue of X-Cutioner's Song was a good idea.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Keldroc posted:

And chromium covers with holograms and polybags and trading cards and...

It really is impossible to explain to someone who wasn't around for the post-Death of Superman speculator boom why anyone thought buying 10 copies of every issue of X-Cutioner's Song was a good idea.

I don't know, I think you'd find that difficult to explain to someone who was around.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Because people didn't understand how supply and demand affect value. They only heard legends of "old comics = big bucks" and there were price guides, so obviously getting #1 of something big means it'll be worth a lot "some day."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I was a very very stupid and sheltered proto-goon of the tender age of 4-7 when the speculator boom was going on and while I wasn't some savant who had intuition about economics, I do distinctly remember trying to get into comics and being very put off by the fact that every issue on every shelf was "Issue #1" of some series I had never heard of week after week after week. I didn't know exactly why it was wrong, but I could tell that there was something very very wrong about that. It was so impenetrable and dominated by older goon-types I actually didn't get into comics proper until about 2001 with Ultimate Spider-Man.

I'd like to believe I'm actually quite stupid, and that I wasn't the only one noticing something was very very off during those years.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



mind the walrus posted:

I was a very very stupid and sheltered proto-goon of the tender age of 4-7 when the speculator boom was going on and while I wasn't some savant who had intuition about economics, I do distinctly remember trying to get into comics and being very put off by the fact that every issue on every shelf was "Issue #1" of some series I had never heard of week after week after week. I didn't know exactly why it was wrong, but I could tell that there was something very very wrong about that. It was so impenetrable and dominated by older goon-types I actually didn't get into comics proper until about 2001 with Ultimate Spider-Man.

I'd like to believe I'm actually quite stupid, and that I wasn't the only one noticing something was very very off during those years.

Believe me there were a lot of people pointing out how broken the industry had become back in 1992. I was selling comics back then and the savvy people looked at the speculation market and said everything that has been said about it since. Not that it stopped anyone from taking advantage of the people who thought that prices could only go up and up.

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"
Even to this day, I get a sudden thrill of "Gotta buy one for saving!" any time I see something labeled "Limited Edition!" But then I think, is there really a collectors market for limited edition labeled shaving gels for ladies?

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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

I think the important thing to take from these pages is that it was Dr. Doom's investigation into Marvel's Share prices that ultimately lead to Marvel's bankruptcy in the 90's. Which then lead to Marvel film rights being sold to the highest bidder.
Which in turn resulted in 20th Century Fox buying the rights for the Fantastic Four film.
And that in turn resulted in the film with Julie McMahon playing Dr. Doom.

So basically Doom was responsible for his reputation as a film villain being ruined.

Still, just to be on the safe side, better blame Richards.

:doom: RICHAAAAARDS!!!!! :doom:

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




Our Fighting Forces #166 (1976), featuring the Losers. That's their name.

Also, best casual racism/sexism from the 70's.

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