September 2014 Angry Veterans Thread for Hitler

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Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

the dad farm posted:

the only frat i was in was USMC OORAH

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:01

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 11:10

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Victor Vermis posted:

Know how sometimes being a veteran works to your advantage when going about your regular every day poo poo?

It's like that, I'd imagine. Just a smaller crowd but with better jobs/ability to hook you up.

And I assume every noble was a frat guy.

In my experience, most officers were not in frats. Throughout my whole time in ROTC, I think two guys in the battalion went Greek. The general consensus was that we already had enough petty bullshit hazing to deal with, there's no reason to pay money to do it with a second group of assholes.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:02

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

The general consensus was that we already had enough petty bullshit hazing to deal with, there's no reason to pay money to do it with a second group of assholes.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:08

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Sum total of my frat hazing:
Drink a whole lot - awesome
clean the house - sucks
eat gross stuff - weird, but why not
sodomize each other - owned

Followed by 3.5 years of getting to make 18 year olds do all the stuff but then getting to go back to my room to j/o while thinking about it

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:19

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Sum total of my fleet hazing:
Get haircuts a whole lot - awesome
clean the barracks - sucks
eat gross stuff - weird, but why not
sodomize each other - owned

Followed by 3.5 years of getting to make 18 year olds do all the stuff but then getting to go back to my room to j/o while thinking about it

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:46

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:48

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

I think the point is: Hazing is good and fun. Probably still good and fun even if you accidentally kill someone.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 01:42

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Academic fraternities are pretty awesome for resume building and getting a hook with the HR people if you get lucky. Beyond that, eh don't see the point.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 02:15

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Ain't poo poo going on in the hood tonight. I'm chain smoking niggerettes (they're grape swisher sweets wraps filled with a pasty mixture of resin, GhetoisoHash, Grinder Kief, scale cleanings, kief rubs from questionable trim, and at least 4 menthol balls from a Camel Crush ground in for good measure, and it's packed like a solid turd of Rastafarian poo poo) And thinking about which girl from designing women was the first to lose her anal virginity. ((Willingly.) the girls I mean.) (but also I am (willingly) thinking about this.) I do(nt?) (do?) parenthesis (well?).

# ? Sep 21, 2014 02:33

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Obama Africanus posted:

Ain't poo poo going on in the hood tonight. I'm chain smoking niggerettes (they're grape swisher sweets wraps filled with a pasty mixture of resin, GhetoisoHash, Grinder Kief, scale cleanings, kief rubs from questionable trim, and at least 4 menthol balls from a Camel Crush ground in for good measure, and it's packed like a solid turd of Rastafarian poo poo) And thinking about which girl from designing women was the first to lose her anal virginity. ((Willingly.) the girls I mean.) (but also I am (willingly) thinking about this.) I do(nt?) (do?) parenthesis (well?).

Def wasn't Delta Burke, I'll tell you that much.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 02:44

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

SumYungGui posted:

Academic fraternities are pretty awesome for resume building and getting a hook with the HR people if you get lucky. Beyond that, eh don't see the point.

College frats are for chumps.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 12:11

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Nowadays I guess the cool thing is to go to an online university and then do Chive poo poo through your 30s, Shim you could try that

# ? Sep 21, 2014 16:29

the dad farm: Dec 6, 2005

I want to be the guy that makes those stupid loving lists that are on facebook.

i click all of them i am the problem.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 18:45

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

the dad farm posted:

i click all of them i am the problem.

I feel physically compelled to click those links.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 18:46

the dad farm: Dec 6, 2005

me too man, me too

# ? Sep 21, 2014 18:55

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

the dad farm posted:

i click all of them i am the problem.

Did it blow your mind/bring tears to your eyes/restore your faith in humanity?

# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:20

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Did number 7 shock you?

# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:22

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Thread relly: http://www.upworthygenerator.com/

# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:45

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:55

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Deathy McDeath posted:

Thread relly: http://www.upworthygenerator.com/

"Think homophobia is over? Maybe you should listen to this blind cancer survivor"

Clicked on before screenshotting it.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 19:57

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

it's about fat slampigs and being enlisted.
deep, man.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:02

TheQuietWilds: Sep 8, 2009

Mike-o posted:

it's about fat slampigs and being enlisted.
deep, man.

pretty sure we've all fathomed some slampigs

# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:06

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

TheQuietWilds posted:

pretty sure we've all fathomed some slampigs

# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:22

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

"Think homophobia is over? Maybe you should listen to this blind cancer survivor"

Clicked on before screenshotting it.

I got one that was like "Watch this video if you think you'll never die in a fire"

Disappointingly the fake video wasn't a screen from First Strike

# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:55

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Genocide Tendency posted:

College frats are for chumps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4

# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:00

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4

# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:02

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4

# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:05

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11111966/Iraq-veteran-who-broke-into-White-House-was-carrying-a-knife.html

quote:

The Secret Service has stepped up security at the White House after it emerged that an intruder who broke into the building on Friday was a trained sniper who was carrying a knife.

Omar J Gonzalez, an Iraq war veteran, climbed over a fence and sprinted across the White House lawn before entering through the North Portico door.

According to his family, Gonzalez lost part of his foot in an explosion in Baghdad and now walks with a limp.

The 42-year-old is understood to have told police: “he was concerned the atmosphere was collapsing and needed to get the information to the President of the United States so he could get the word out to the people," according to court documents.

Guys I know we look down on helldumping but in this case I think we all need to keep Cryo in our hopes and prayers as he struggles through this dark time

# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:34