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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



mind the walrus posted:

Ghost in the Shell is one of those movies I want to love so much more than I actually do. It's beautiful and so many aspects of it are well-realized but I've just never given a gently caress about the whole.


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I just rewatched it like a week or two ago. It's so loving dull. That poster is far more interesting than the movie.

I saw it when it came out in theaters and found the whole thing dull and tedious, and just when it picks up, BOOM credits.

For me, the movie ended where it should have began.

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Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Summary of the works of Mamoru Oshii
Q: Am I human?
A: Yes.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I saw GITS when I was 15 and even the nude-cyborg action couldn't help the fact that I found movie really dull. I do think it's a mistake for directors to ask their performers and voice-actors to deliberately under-act. They think they're going to make the next 2001: A Space Odyssey but instead they'll end up with another Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Pascallion posted:

Summary of the works of Mamoru Oshii
Q: Am I human?
A: Yes.

More like
A: [insert quotation of philosopher/thinker that doesn't actually answer the question]

I like Innocence a lot, but some of the dialogue is really quotations for the sake of quotations.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Inspector Gesicht posted:

I saw GITS when I was 15 and even the nude-cyborg action couldn't help the fact that I found movie really dull. I do think it's a mistake for directors to ask their performers and voice-actors to deliberately under-act. They think they're going to make the next 2001: A Space Odyssey but instead they'll end up with another Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

The acting won't likely be a problem, but I'm already anxious about how the mainstream public/media are going to absolutely wet themselves over Nolan's Interstellar. The austerity in the name of almighty "realism" and fear of being labelled pulp, the legitimately impressive technical proficiency at filmmaking present in Nolan's work, and deliberate invoking of 2001 in concept, marketing, publicly seen cinematography, and likely finished product are all going to cause some very, very overreaching things to be said about what's most likely a good-if-boilerplate sci-fi movie by a non sci-fi guy.

And make no mistake, when it comes to space opera-- even "hard" space opera like Interstellar that strains with every atom of its being to not be called space opera for fear of the genre ghetto and "illegitimacy"-- Nolan is basically a famous tourist and while I appreciate that perspective as a necessary one for loads of reasons (same way I can't really get offended at Kubrick for making 2001, ironically) it is one that tends to bring out the knobhead in everyone myself whole-heartedly included.

:goonsay:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


Oh man, Joseph Lai. I had no idea he worked in live-action as well. All I know about him is this nigh-surrealist pile of poo poo: https://archive.org/details/RaidersOfGalaxy

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Pascallion posted:

Summary of the works of Mamoru Oshii
Q: Am I human?
A: Yes.

Masamune Shirow, who created the manga, has now degenerated into drawing awful porn.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Corek posted:

Masamune Shirow, who created the manga, has now degenerated into drawing awful porn.

Uh... he was drawing porn when the original GiTS manga came out. Don't forget the previously excised lesbian sex scene.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Yeah but now it's really, really obvious, and it looks way uglier.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

The story behind that is hilarious, because apparently he was working on a new legit sci-fi series when his notes got destroyed during the tsunami a few years back, and instead of trying to recover them he just said "ehhh gently caress it" and started drawing porn full-time instead.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

But Star Trek: The Motion Picture is actually good.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Allen Wren posted:

Oh man, Joseph Lai. I had no idea he worked in live-action as well. All I know about him is this nigh-surrealist pile of poo poo: https://archive.org/details/RaidersOfGalaxy

Then have I got news for you. Here's a selection from some of his 95 credited producing roles. (Some reposts, but with these quality standards, it's worth a second look)



















Joe and Godfrey Ho knew what sold tickets, all right.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Man, dude really loved ninjas.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

I really want to see this film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ99LDP4CAc

Just looks like the most amazing trash. :allears:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Allen Wren posted:

Oh man, Joseph Lai. I had no idea he worked in live-action as well. All I know about him is this nigh-surrealist pile of poo poo: https://archive.org/details/RaidersOfGalaxy

The RLM guys watched Ninja Terminator for one of their series. It makes just as much sense as you would expect.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

wyoming posted:

I really want to see this film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ99LDP4CAc

Just looks like the most amazing trash. :allears:

Bruno Mattei really liked nazis :shrug:


He also made

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

corn in the bible posted:

Bruno Mattei really liked nazis :shrug:

Yeah, I'm just kind of fascinated that he remade Salon Kitty and made the crazy Nazi the good guy.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



K. Waste posted:

But Star Trek: The Motion Picture is actually good.
Only if you have insomnia.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Then have I got news for you. Here's a selection from some of his 95 credited producing roles. (Some reposts, but with these quality standards, it's worth a second look)



















Joe and Godfrey Ho knew what sold tickets, all right.

This is beautiful.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
The idea of a ninja that wears a headband that says "ninja" is still hilarious.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Godfrey Ho was a fantastic filmmaker, and is now a professor of film, a job he is entirely qualified to perform.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Then have I got news for you. Here's a selection from some of his 95 credited producing roles. (Some reposts, but with these quality standards, it's worth a second look)



Joe and Godfrey Ho knew what sold tickets, all right.

As long as "the" isn't the last word, you can rearrange this title as much as you want for different movie titles.
"The Ninja Protector"
"Protector the Ninja"
"Ninja the Protector"
"The Protector Ninja "

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


How this movie didn't sweep the Oscars that year, I'll never know.

http://youtu.be/Gz2lYUK-sqU

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
One of my favourite movie scenes of all time involves 4 ninjas escaping from tanks (clipped from an entriely different movie) in a small beige Japanese car, in Gofrey Ho's NINJA IN THE KILLING FIELDS. To save you spending 75 minutes watching the ridiculous non-plot that makes up the film, here's the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTrdMDQYlzo

Watch right to the end for the best way to end ANY film.

Note also: The theme music to MAD MAX 2 shamelessly stolen by Mr. Ho.

Distorted Kiwi fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Sep 22, 2014

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
My favourite Godfrey Ho film is ROBO VAMPIRE



Which features exciting scenes like this.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Distorted Kiwi posted:

One of my favourite movie scenes of all time involves 4 ninjas escaping from tanks (clipped from an entriely different movie) in a small beige Japanese car, in Gofrey Ho's NINJA IN THE KILLING FIELDS. To save you spending 75 minutes watching the ridiculous non-plot that makes up the film, here's the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTrdMDQYlzo

Watch right to the end for the best way to end ANY film.

Note also: The theme music to MAD MAX 2 shamelessly stolen by Mr. Ho.

This is my favorite Godfrey Ho scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lMC-vk9it8

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

corn in the bible posted:

Bruno Mattei really liked nazis :shrug:


He also made


He also made Cruel Jaws AKA Jaws 5. A unlicensed Jaws sequel was so low-budget that literally all shots of the shark were ripped straight from actual Jaws movies and other giant shark films. Because of this the shark is constantly changing in size and species throughout the film. His best film is Shocking Dark which was marketed as Terminator 2 in some countries but is actually an Aliens ripoff.

Jaws 5 / Cruel Jaws





Shocking Dark / Terminator 2






FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Sep 22, 2014

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"This Time Is So Much More Personaler Than Before"
"You Won't Even Believe How Personal This Time Is"
"This Time It's Not Personal...NOT!"

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Personal? You bet your rear end it is, this time.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Then have I got news for you. Here's a selection from some of his 95 credited producing roles. (Some reposts, but with these quality standards, it's worth a second look)



















Joe and Godfrey Ho knew what sold tickets, all right.
My other favorite part of these movies is that they were the inspiration for the parody web series Ninja The Mission Force

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
Thanks to this thread I've watch more exploitation movies recently then anything else.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

sbaldrick posted:

Thanks to this thread I've watch more exploitation movies recently then anything else.

You're welcome, Sodoff!

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Pascallion posted:

Summary of the works of Mamoru Oshii
Q: Am I human?
A: Yes.

Someone's never seen Patlabor 2, which is largely about St. Augustine's Just War and how Japan profits off an unjust peace.

Corek posted:

Yeah but now it's really, really obvious, and it looks way uglier.

Yep. He got over his phobias of drawing men's butts and draws black dudes gangbanging his pseudo-ladyboy characters through heavy 3DCG and Photoshop lens-flare filters.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

That is glorious.

And yet the later posters ignore that scene in favour of 'OMG, a young Jackie Chan is in this movie!". I'm guessing for about five minutes or so?

The original gets it right.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
.

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Oct 6, 2014

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rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

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