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big duck equals goose posted:I don't mean to be crass or interrupting your thread of nonstop "Waa people are dumb because they dislike liberal things" or whatever. But come on... None of you are going to defend McDonalds coffee? I'm shocked and disgusted. I hate fast food too, but the mere thought of that poster saying McDonalds coffee is "Like a unwashed sock" and no one calling him out right afterwards fills me with dread for humanity and it's future. I currently make my coffee by putting a reusable filter in a large measuring cup, pouring boiling water over it, leaving it long enough that it looks like it's brewed enough, then drinking it out of said measuring cup. I don't think I'm qualified to comment on coffee quality right now.
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big duck equals goose posted:I don't mean to be crass or interrupting your thread of nonstop "Waa people are dumb because they dislike liberal things" or whatever. But come on... None of you are going to defend McDonalds coffee? I'm shocked and disgusted. I hate fast food too, but the mere thought of that poster saying McDonalds coffee is "Like a unwashed sock" and no one calling him out right afterwards fills me with dread for humanity and it's future. Dude, it's not the coffee that is like an unwashed sock. The implication is that it is filtered by an old gym sock. Like just picture someone taking a dingy old tube sock and pouring coffee grounds into it
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:00 |
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Crain posted:I currently make my coffee by putting a reusable filter in a large measuring cup, pouring boiling water over it, leaving it long enough that it looks like it's brewed enough, then drinking it out of said measuring cup. Eha, that's ok. You are a honest man living an honest life. I respect that. GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Dude, it's not the coffee that is like an unwashed sock. The implication is that it is filtered by an old gym sock. Like just picture someone taking a dingy old tube sock and pouring coffee grounds into it That's even worse!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:01 |
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I think it's time you answer for your coffee crimes, big duck equals goose.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:06 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Is this a pyramid scheme but with books? Because it sounds like a pyramid scheme but with books. Yes. My mom did something like this in the 80s but with $1 scratch off lottery tickets. She seemed to have a pretty steady flow of them coming in for a while, too. Then again she and her friends were just doing it for fun, not to get rich or anything.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:02 |
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big duck equals goose posted:I demand you apologize for the most ignorant statement ever made, poster Byzantine. I'll apologize on his behalf. I'm very sorry for your poo poo taste in garbage coffee. Hopefully the sweet embrace of death will relieve you of this horrific burden.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:22 |
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Who What Now posted:I'll apologize on his behalf. I'm very sorry for your poo poo taste in garbage coffee. Hopefully the sweet embrace of death will relieve you of this horrific burden. Mmm... that doesn't sound like an apology at all...
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:29 |
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On the one hand, only women can cook properly. On the other hand, women have no place in the work force. I'm going to have to say, then, that McDonalds coffee is unacceptable. Sincerely Dick Dorkins
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:41 |
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Most unfunny derail of the year. Post your worst : derail.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 22:21 |
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big duck equals goose posted:I don't mean to be crass or interrupting your thread of nonstop "Waa people are dumb because they dislike liberal things" or whatever. But come on... None of you are going to defend McDonalds coffee? I'm shocked and disgusted. I hate fast food too, but the mere thought of that poster saying McDonalds coffee is "Like a unwashed sock" and no one calling him out right afterwards fills me with dread for humanity and it's future. We're all laughing, you can go now
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:01 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Is this a pyramid scheme but with books? Because it sounds like a pyramid scheme but with books. That doesn't even work she gets 36 books total, she can't send them to everyone and
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:16 |
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Shugojin posted:That doesn't even work she gets 36 books total, she can't send them to everyone and Sure it does. What you do is you send them to one person, they go "cool, I got a bunch of books", which encourages more people to send you books, which enables you to send more people their books. After a while, lots of people are posting "sweet, I got a ton of books" and even more people are sending you books. And then you take all those books and vanish.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:21 |
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kazil posted:On the one hand, only women can cook properly. On the other hand, women have no place in the work force. 'A woman's place is in the kitchen cooking, but men are the best chefs.'-My old boss who is surprisingly divorced.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:21 |
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Ensign Expendable posted:Sure it does. What you do is you send them to one person, they go "cool, I got a bunch of books", which encourages more people to send you books, which enables you to send more people their books. After a while, lots of people are posting "sweet, I got a ton of books" and even more people are sending you books. I dunno how, she explicitly limits it to 6 moms sending 6 books each. She only has 36 books! I'm thinking about this way too hard!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:24 |
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Then she's really bad at scams. Or has a lot of books to get rid of.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:29 |
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Shugojin posted:I dunno how, she explicitly limits it to 6 moms sending 6 books each. She only has 36 books! Here, let me help: Pyramid schemes are for people who are bad at math. This can even apply to the people at the top of them. There, now you're free! (I'm not being sarcastic - I have to remind myself "right, this is targeted at idiots" when I see something that doesn't make sense too)
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:30 |
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:'A woman's place is in the kitchen cooking, but men are the best chefs.'-My old boss who is surprisingly divorced. Yes, but they're gay.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:17 |
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There's a first-year poli sci student if I've ever seen one.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:30 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:There's a first-year poli sci student if I've ever seen one. He's a senior and going to law school next year. He's also a total tool.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:58 |
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I see someone has been looking at tumblr instead of paying attention to lectures.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:34 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:There's a first-year poli sci student if I've ever seen one. I went to law school with people who argued this poo poo in class. I also went to law school with a woman who had Scalia's photograph printed out and pasted on all her school supplies. I don't know why I'd be surprised by that, since this was where people routinely stole books from the library to prevent other people from studying and scoring higher on the idiotic law school curve. Law school is the worst for "gently caress you, got mine" types.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:39 |
My brother is travelling the world taking photos of his forehead and I don't know if it's because he's an idiot or a comedic genius The only comment even acknowledging it is one guy who said " My god! Your hair is amazing!....wait what's that in the background."
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:35 |
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ThatPazuzu posted:He's a senior and going to law school next year. He's also a total tool. At least he's going to law school.
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Reverse Centaur posted:My brother is travelling the world taking photos of his forehead and I don't know if it's because he's an idiot or a comedic genius I feel like that might be but it's really hard to tell with idiots on facebook.
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Reverse Centaur posted:My brother is travelling the world taking photos of his forehead and I don't know if it's because he's an idiot or a comedic genius Definitely the latter. This is some kind of art. Unless the main camera on his phone is broken.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 11:18 |
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He's like some kind of cranial Wayne Gretzky
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Reverse Centaur posted:My brother is travelling the world taking photos of his forehead and I don't know if it's because he's an idiot or a comedic genius This actually gets funnier every time I read it. I have a mysterious pain in my lower right abdomen, and the laughing feels like it is literally killing me. Tell your brother some person on the Internet thinks he is brilliant. Keep some of the accolades for yourself, because the first half of that first sentence is the funniest thing I've read in days.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 11:53 |
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Yeah, your brother is hilarious. Totally on board with this.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 12:17 |
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Insult Comic Barbie posted:I went to law school with people who argued this poo poo in class. I also went to law school with a woman who had Scalia's photograph printed out and pasted on all her school supplies. I don't know why I'd be surprised by that, since this was where people routinely stole books from the library to prevent other people from studying and scoring higher on the idiotic law school curve. Law school is the worst for "gently caress you, got mine" types. "I'm not rich therefore I don't have any of this privilege everyone keeps talking about!" If it's any consolation unless things have changed in the last few years, they're going to be in for a really nasty surprise when they get out of law school and try to actually launch a career.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 12:38 |
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Reverse Centaur posted:My brother is travelling the world taking photos of his forehead and I don't know if it's because he's an idiot or a comedic genius Yeah this is actually brilliant. Your brother is cool.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:01 |
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Oh, is it time to complain about people complaining about the Redskins racist name? I'm C, don't know B, and A is pretty much just a complete idiot. I'm still not entirely sure what his point is, but it seems like a mix of concern trolling and "THE REAL RACISTS!" Full initial post since it got cut off: quote:Frankly, I think some over zealous person just decided one day that "redskin" had to be an offensive term. If it was so offensive why would someone name their team that? A team mascot is supposed to be something you can take pride in and no team would call themselves something derogatory. In fact, the name was suggested by a player on the team who was a full-blooded Native American and the current logo was designed by a Native American chief. Many Native Americans have said that they don't find the name offensive and a lot of them are fans of the team. There are Native Americans who have come out and said that they take pride in the team name. And if you think about it, calling a Native American a redskin is no different than calling a European white or an African black. If it wasn't for all the attention this controversy is receiving most people would never think of the name as being potentially offensive. Most people don't consider the term "redskin" to be an offensive one but if the team changes their name than it will instantly become a racial slur. "If we stop using it because it's a slur then it will always be a slur so we much spout as much slur as our slurring gobs can spray!"
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 16:54 |
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Crain posted:
Look at this. Look at it.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:02 |
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Personally, if someone really thought friend of the family was an offensive term, why would they come up with niggertoe? I mean it just doesn't make any sense.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:09 |
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I'm not sure if this is just a genuine misunderstanding of science, or typical anti-climate change rambling. Considering the frequency of his Glenn Beck/The Blaze posts, I'm thinking the latter.
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The Time Dissolver posted:
He is completely oblivious to the concept that you don't necessarily need to be malicious towards someone to be racist. Of course if I point that out the answer will be "well then what's the problem if it's not malicious?" .
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:27 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:I'm not sure if this is just a genuine misunderstanding of science, or typical anti-climate change rambling. Considering the frequency of his Glenn Beck/The Blaze posts, I'm thinking the latter. Most people don't understand buoyancy. If you have a cube of ice floating in water and it melts does the level go up or down? It stays the same. To be buoyant means something displaces it's own weight in (this case) water. A 1 g piece of ice will therefore displace 1 mL of water, which will then melt into 1 mL of water. This doesn't really apply for icebergs exactly because the ocean has high salinity and the iceberg does not. It's probably still lunatic ramblings though.
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Murphy Brownback posted:I'm not sure if this is just a genuine misunderstanding of science, or typical anti-climate change rambling. Considering the frequency of his Glenn Beck/The Blaze posts, I'm thinking the latter. These seem like legitimate questions to me. I get that there are a lot of anti-climate change ramblings on Facebook, but those usually take the form of "if global warming then how come snow?" or something like that. This could just be a case of not learning/remembering grade 9 science and the water cycle and such, and someone with the proper knowledge can explain this to him easily. Like, the Glenn Beck stuff paints a different picture, sure, but this looks to me like someone who is just asking questions and not "just asking questions! " I'd like to see what his replies would be in the comments if his questions were answered.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:54 |
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Irradiation posted:Most people don't understand buoyancy. If you have a cube of ice floating in water and it melts does the level go up or down? Also the "lol ice don't overflow cup" line of thinking doesn't take into account that a large amount of the ice melting is not floating in water, but land ice on the Antarctic continent.
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Crain posted:Oh, is it time to complain about people complaining about the Redskins racist name? Not to mention the "full blooded Native American player" he mentions was actually a coach, William "Lone Star" Dietz, who was born in Wisconsin as the child of two recent German immigrants and had no Native ancestry whatsoever. He was just a compulsive liar who liked to play Injun. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...abcf_story.html
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