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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Dreggon posted:

Do you have albums of all your past CYOAs?

They are in the goldmine I believe

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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
>call the guy on the screen Steve Jobs every chance you get for the rest of the game

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
>ask Cheney if Obamacare covered his cyborg implants

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>Activate your bat powers.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Put points in dungeoneering then

Stoat posted:

>exclaim that things are "off the cheney"

Groetgaffel
Oct 30, 2011

Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.
Put 5 points in dungeoneering and 5 in True Sight, then
>masturbate

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

I Am A Robot posted:

> Spend all AP in Dungeoneering

Then handily avoid all traps

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Stoat posted:

>exclaim that things are "off the cheney"

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

>Dump all points into Resistance

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

SoggyBobcat
Oct 2, 2013

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>Remind him that an illegal Kenyan immigrant is President. Be welcomed in with open arms.

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

> Put all AP into Truesight because who needs anything else when you have the power of the Peacock God, and then

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
>apologize to him. really, you had it coming

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t
>dump all five points into stealth and suddenly melt in the shadows.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
>assume "Bat.Pwr" is literally the power of bats
>attempt to summon bats

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

duckfarts posted:

> goatse Cheney


finalellipsis posted:

>call the guy on the screen Steve Jobs every chance you get for the rest of the game


Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down


I vote for all 3 of these

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

MariusLecter posted:

> say Kcid Yenehc

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

MariusLecter posted:

> say Kcid Yenehc

No, you gotta trick him into saying it.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>Ask about dick

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
>call him Steve Jobs a bunch therefore inadvertently tricking him into saying Yenehc Kcid

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
>remove your mask revealing yourself as Donald Rumsfeld, Cheney's arch nemesis.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

>the next time you earn an achievement drop what you are doing and time a jump such that you interpose yourself into the space the achievement dialogue box occupies at the instant is disappears in hopes of catching a ride wherever the achievement box and little red devil guy go when they aren't around to inform you of your achievements

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
>Turn and punch Caro in the face for not warning you about this. Put all your points into stealth and dungeoneering. Then cut loose with an obnoxious fart, forcing Caro to ride in your stink for the rest of the elevator ride.

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

Stoat posted:

>exclaim that things are "off the cheney"

These ones.

Who Dat
Dec 13, 2007

:neckbeard: :woop: :downsbravo: :slick:

mr.capps posted:

>remove your mask revealing yourself as Donald Rumsfeld, Cheney's arch nemesis.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





We should definitely save the green sludge until we see Cheney face to face and pour it on him to fry his circuitry.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Eggn0g posted:

>assume "Bat.Pwr" is literally the power of bats
>attempt to summon bats

General China
Aug 19, 2012

by Smythe
I've got a lot of time for these new brown fuckers threatening to gently caress up the americans.

The last time they did it they whooped some loving rear end on 9/11 and all

So I'm sitting back and waiting for american deaths in the thousands...

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



>ask Cheney if the entrance to the elevator was created in his likeness. if it was, ask for proof. get cheney to give you the goatman.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Alexzandvar posted:

>Remind him that a black man is president, await melt down

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
>Assert your dominance by backhanding Caro.

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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
> bond over a half-worn VHS tape of Space Jam

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