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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:I was playing guitar and jamming along to the 2nd David Lee Roth solo album Skyscraper when it occurred to me that there had to be at least one person with a DLR tattoo. I wasn't disappointed. I'm so glad that these look exactly like what I had in my head for "DLR tattoo" 
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:I was playing guitar and jamming along to the 2nd David Lee Roth solo album Skyscraper when it occurred to me that there had to be at least one person with a DLR tattoo. I wasn't disappointed. This one is loving hysterical, I love it.
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Sep 22, 2014 22:31
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It looks like he's pulling a Sam Fisher over his nipples.
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Sep 22, 2014 22:33
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 Not a single line is right Jesus and now a burn victim 
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Sep 23, 2014 03:12
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Sep 23, 2014 03:21
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"Haruharuharuko" posted:and now a burn victim "Can you make this look like someone put the image through photoshop with the negative filter please?" *tattoo artist slams out a perfect tat
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Sep 23, 2014 04:01
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 Nailed that Pac Man ghost.
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Sep 23, 2014 04:17
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You know, that jumbled mess could probably have looked decent if he just spread the concepts around instead of crushing them awkwardly together. Well, except the ghost. That thing has no place.
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Sep 23, 2014 06:32
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Sep 23, 2014 06:38
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But where's the ring?
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Sep 23, 2014 06:51
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For me this wraps back around to being awesome and I think if I ever grow very overweight, I will get some sweet muscles tatted all over.
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Sep 23, 2014 07:17
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It looks as though he got trodden on by a pigeon-toed six-legged horse.
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Sep 23, 2014 07:18
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Looks like Mickey Mouse doing a Mr.Burns impression.
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Sep 23, 2014 10:28
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Looks like Mickey Mouse doing a Mr.Burns impression. Whoa. I like the tattoo, now.
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Sep 23, 2014 11:45
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Nemico posted:
I'm guessing this was supposed to be some kind of "mathematical analysis" of a Rubik's cube, but since the dude's a fuckin' moron he just slapped a bunch of vaguely mathy/sciency-looking poo poo over a Rubik's cube and called it a day. What the hell is that molecule supposed to be?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What the hell is that molecule supposed to be? Impossible is what it is. It can't exist. (and if it did it would be explosive.)
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Sep 23, 2014 14:37
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I can't tell if he was aiming for some kind of pentose sugar, a peracid, or if he's just an idiot. Wait, no he's probably an idiot.
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Sep 23, 2014 16:28
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That cube is unsolvable, anyway. Two of the sides, the middle square is white 
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:That cube is unsolvable, anyway. Two of the sides, the middle square is white Take a closer look, difference between ones actually colored white and ones with no color at all. It is still a horrible mishmash of random stuff that makes no sense.
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Sep 23, 2014 17:30
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My bet is it was a doodle from one of his buddy's college notebooks.
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Sep 23, 2014 17:30
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No, to solve it you just bisect a 45 degree angle. This gives you 36 degrees, then you plug that into a - b2 and you're good to go.
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Sep 23, 2014 17:31
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 I have been told this is Woody, a tattooist who seems pretty good to my amateur eye. While technically it is well done, I think it probably fits the bill of tasteless.
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Im so happy to report to you fine folks that there has recently been a "Family Friendly" shop open near my hometown! I caught wind of it while skimming through a buddy's community newspaper. I would assume "Family Friendly" means you can't cook crack on an electric stove in the autoclave room, as I have actually seen someone do at a less family friendly shop. Anyway their tattoos are poo poo so once again the supply of material has reupped!  I try to avoid posting text tattoos, but this one really sticks in my craw   This one's a little perplexing since it doesnt seem to memorialize any one person.  "A-WHOOOOOOOOO thought this was a good idea?"  I can't believe I missed this one:  Also after a cursory glance of their website, there's a picture of one of the family friendly tattoo artists tattooing while wearing an AK-47 "World Massacre Tour" T Shirt with a picture of the gun and the slogan with a list of countries including Vietnam, El Salvador, Laos and "to be continued" at the bottom lol BhindiBhaji Boogie has a new favorite as of 01:36 on Sep 24, 2014 |
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TheCrushinator posted:
There was a TV show about British tattoo addicts, and he was one of the artists. He seems like a total tool, but seeing his work he looks really talented. Seems to freehand portraits very well. A friend of his said he could give him any tattoo he wanted, and the guy ended up with a massive shot of Hitler on his leg saluting with a piece of paper in his hand that read "Gas bill: 6,000,000 Marks" So yeah, pretty tasteless.
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Sep 24, 2014 00:22
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Gromit posted:A friend of his said he could give him any tattoo he wanted If we were more highly-evolved creatures, our brains would render us unconscious before we could express that thought.
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Sep 24, 2014 01:16
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:"A-WHOOOOOOOOO thought this was a good idea?" In your face, Space Coyote!
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Gromit posted:There was a TV show about British tattoo addicts, and he was one of the artists. He seems like a total tool, but seeing his work he looks really talented. Seems to freehand portraits very well. And that friend's name is now One Legged Lev.
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BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:"A-WHOOOOOOOOO thought this was a good idea?" This is terrible, but that guy's facial hair is sooooooo much worse.
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TheCrushinator posted:
From his portfolio...  http://i.imgur.com/aDjrxJs.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/i6lLWj6.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/HfPmDnr.jpgThere's actually way more (some worse) but I'll let you browse them yourselves as a treat. beato has a new favorite as of 13:21 on Sep 24, 2014 |
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Sep 24, 2014 13:15
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It could at least have been some Tom of Finland.
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Sep 24, 2014 14:28
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beato posted:From his portfolio... This guy really loves dicks.
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Sep 24, 2014 18:29
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13Pandora13 posted:This guy really loves dicks. Well, he is 100% oval office
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Sep 24, 2014 19:19
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beato posted:From his portfolio... Who the gently caress would get something like this put on their body? Does anyone here know someone who has a tattoo like that? I can't really imagine it being acceptable in many social situations.
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Sep 24, 2014 21:00
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The Seven Dwarfs are in a for shock.
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Quint Gets Eaten posted:Who the gently caress would get something like this put on their body? Does anyone here know someone who has a tattoo like that? I can't really imagine it being acceptable in many social situations. we have a local game where for 30 bucks you pick 3 words out of a jar and for 30 more you get a tattoo combining them. you get one return that you have to keep. example: I got "cowboy hat" "spatula" and "broom" I turned in cowboy hat cause it was boring and got "peewees play house" so I got Edward(I think?) one eyed green monster) with said items. A friend of mine got cock, rope and boat. he turned in boat. he said he knew he'd get cock and would keep it if he got it. His repull was Kanji. So he got a cock being tied up with a rope cumming kanji. I'll get a picture up if I can find it. The actual artist is probably the best local artist so it's totally worth it to get a nice cheap piece. fwiw that same guy has "gently caress cops" on his stomach, Jesus shaking hands with hitler on his arm and mother Mary giving birth to a demon child on the other.
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Man, if I pulled the word "cock" out of that jar and used my one return on God knows what other word, I'd end with up a tattoo of a bad-rear end rooster. Or maybe a hand cocking a gun. Or maybe combine them and go for a bad-rear end rooster cocking a gun. Where is this place again?
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Something tells me not getting a tattoo of a penis would violate the spirit of the game Trying to pull one over on your tattoo artist doesn't sound like a great idea Maybe he would draw a rooster with a great big veiny cock
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Smash it Smash hit posted:fwiw that same guy has "gently caress cops" on his stomach ?  If you're not making it up please tell me that was the inspiration for said tattoo. Because that would make it even more terrible.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:? ...you know that there's lots and lots of "gently caress cops" and ACAB and gently caress NYPD tattoos from long before whatever video game that is, right? Like, probably pushing a century.
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