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Solice Kirsk posted:You know what assuming does? It puts an rear end into u and me. So, a man goes up to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says " Hey man, why the long face?" I have a chest cavity full of horse semen.
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Rather fittingly, I misread that as 'Please kink of the kittens'.
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Old school.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Why are cats so ripped? Humans are the only mammals that aren't ripped.
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My girlfriend and I threaten to get ripped over every little thing.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Why are cats so ripped? Isometric exercises.
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Istari posted:Humans are the only [animals] that aren't ripped. 
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bunnyofdoom posted:Why are cats so ripped?
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My nephew is a literal-minded small fellow.
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Bomrek posted:My nephew is a literal-minded small fellow. Homeschooling mothers all over the Bible Belt just clutched their breasts and gasped.
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Guy really likes his Jizz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI_Pl5GJOsY
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The most likely origin of the word jazz (from jasm) is as an alternate spelling / pronunciation of jizz (from jism) in the first place, so it almost doesn't matter which possibility you go with for interpreting the first word on the shirt.  Anyway, here's another ripped cat. 
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The word Jazz (for the music genre at least) comes from jasmine perfume that New Orleans hookers wore, which is why it would occasionally be spelled jass or jasz.
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Dracula Factory posted:The word Jazz (for the music genre at least) comes from jasmine perfume that New Orleans hookers wore, which is why it would occasionally be spelled jass or jasz. One time Kurt Cobain's band mates found out that he was loving a teenager and wrote "kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall. Thus grunge was born.
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Dracula Factory posted:The word Jazz (for the music genre at least) comes from jasmine perfume that New Orleans hookers wore, which is why it would occasionally be spelled jass or jasz. Any sources on that rather definitive statement, cause I always heard the other explanation.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Why are cats so ripped? Cat big.
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WeAreTheRomans posted:Any sources on that rather definitive statement, cause I always heard the other explanation. It was an anecdote I heard a long time ago that seemed to make perfect sense so I never questioned it.
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Dracula Factory posted:It was an anecdote I heard a long time ago that seemed to make perfect sense so I never questioned it. http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=jazz Fashionable Jorts has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Sep 23, 2014 |
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I always thought it was called jazz because it sounded so jazzy.
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It's called "jazz" because it gets you jazzed up.   I think this means the human fingernail is now officially a form of computer.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:I've been searching variations of "why are cats so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that cat is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about cats being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids. Thank you
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Lazy_Liberal posted:I've been searching variations of "why are cats so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that cat is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about cats being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids. 
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Post your funny cat pictures now.   Neo Duckberg posted:Cat big. 
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RyokoTK posted:Cacodemons don't appear in Entryway though. The corridor turns the wrong way for that to be Entryway 
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Hydrolith posted:The corridor turns the wrong way for that to be Entryway Not if you're standing in the room with the health bonuses.
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RyokoTK posted:Not if you're standing in the room with the health bonuses. You're right. I have been out-geeked 
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syscall girl posted:One time Kurt Cobain's band mates found out that he was loving a teenager and wrote "kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall. Thus grunge was born. Kathleen Hanna wrote it on a wall during a party because cheapskate Kurt used some chicks deodorant.
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 "Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack"
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Neo Duckberg posted:Cat big. 
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