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If there is an annual TFF award for most awesome person? If so, that dude is a number one seed.
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:46 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:58 |
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It's Toaster Beef's to lose.
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 01:08 |
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The Peter King parody we've all been waiting for, written by who else but PFT Commenter http://strongtakes.com/2014/09/the-mmbm-week-1/
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 12:55 |
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quote:7. Its truck month and that can only mean one thing: Its time to buy a new truck because of what month it is. hahaha
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:19 |
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football fuckerman posted:The Peter King parody we've all been waiting for, written by who else but PFT Commenter "Clean" Coal Beasley
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:42 |
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This is great.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 13:46 |
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Exhibit #287b in the museum of "Some people wake up every day determined to find something to get high and mighty about so they can feel better about their miserable lives" http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20140911/SPORTS0101/309110104/-1/rss12 quote:Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton not only owes Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh an apology, but he needs realize that his attempt at a joke Wednesday crossed the line. If he were a white guy, he'd already be at the podium apologizing. Good god, get off your high horse you jackass. Why do so many jerkoffs feel the need to get offended on behalf of another person?
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:41 |
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quote:Black people get angry when you refer to them as monkeys or gorillas. Newton, who is black, probably didn’t even realize he was making racially-charged comments. Really, did nobody sit the writer down and just try to parse the back-to-back logic of these two sentiments?
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:54 |
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Ribsauce posted:Exhibit #287b in the museum of "Some people wake up every day determined to find something to get high and mighty about so they can feel better about their miserable lives" That is just weird, yeah if Cam was white it probably would have been different. but he isn't so who cares?
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 15:56 |
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Black on black thought crime, c'mon start it up
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 16:06 |
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Let's check in with Omar @OmarKelly: Confession: I told my mother in law to pick up Kniles Davis on her fantasy team. She won last week. (I feel like a cheater) oh
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 13:49 |
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Wherein Omar can manage neither the humble nor the brag.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 14:01 |
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Liam Neesons though
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 15:10 |
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pangstrom posted:Wherein Omar can manage neither the humble nor the brag. Nor be bothered to check the actual spelling of the name.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 15:27 |
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BANNED SORRY BRO GO SOMEWHERE LESS REAL IM KEEPIN THIS TEAM ACCOUNTABLE
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:32 |
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Peter King's storytime did not go as well as he hoped. @SI_PeterKing Apropos Of Nothing Dept.: In June, I was at a Starbucks in downtown Pgh. Andrew McCutchen was in front of me in line. He ordered drink, >>>> @SI_PeterKing ... And barista said to him: "Name for the cup?" McCutchen said politely: "Andrew." @SI_PeterKing You guys win. You all win. Be happy. @SI_PeterKing Congratations.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 14:07 |
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Ozu posted:Peter King's storytime did not go as well as he hoped. I actually can't stop laughing.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 14:26 |
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Ozu posted:Peter King's storytime did not go as well as he hoped. Stars: they have first names, just like us!
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 15:00 |
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I'm guessing there was supposed to be more to that story and Twitter's limitations led to this version, but I'm glad Twitter is dedicated to making GBS threads on Peter King before he can even finish.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 15:02 |
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@SI_PeterKing Apropos Of Nothing Dept.: In June, I was at a Starbucks in downtown Pgh. Andrew McCutchen was in front of me in line. He ordered drink, >>>> @SI_PeterKing ... And barista said to him: "Name for the cup?" McCutchen bellowed: @SI_PeterKing "HIS MAJESTY ANDREW STEFAN MCCUTCHEN, FIRST OF HIS NAME, NATIONAL LEAGUE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, EMPEROR OF INDIA AND THE OCEAN SEA." @SI_PeterKing Barista: "That won't fit on the cup." Weird, huh?
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 15:17 |
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"Andrew McCutchen is polite, not like those other ni-" *BONG*
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 15:23 |
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CONGRATATION Y'ALL
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 15:43 |
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I am quite happy right now, thanks Peter.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:13 |
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WugLyfe posted:CONGRATATION Y'ALL Thank you. I'm feeling blessed.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:26 |
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I was once accidentally rude to Troy Polamalu in a Barnes & Noble. Should I recount the tail to Peter King?
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:30 |
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Sash! posted:I was once accidentally rude to Troy Polamalu in a Barnes & Noble. Should I recount the tail to Peter King? Um that story doesn't involve Peter King so why would he care?
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:04 |
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seriously though guys what the gently caress is wrong with Peter King
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:05 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:seriously though guys what the gently caress is wrong with Peter King He's a relic from when the national coverage for the NFL was in a weekly magazine and his folksy column worked well as one of the few ways to get to know little bits about players from around the country.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:23 |
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He's also a legitimately good and well connected reporter (or at least he was). Before he got too far up his own rear end and decided to make every column at least half about him, he could actually be pretty informative. And like Kalli said this was before the days when twitter was around to break everything immediately.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:25 |
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In 20 years, our children will laugh at old school dorks like Schefter for tweeting about a suspension since the players themselves will send a instant holographic message to our households to let them know their current status.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:31 |
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Scheft-Bot will be breaking stories before they happen thanks to predictive technology.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:47 |
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GNU Order posted:Scheft-Bot will be breaking stories before they happen thanks to predictive technology. Ha wasn't that Bio's twitter account
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:54 |
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Drew Magary went to town on King: http://deadspin.com/the-problem-wit...dium=socialflow
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:46 |
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Real Name Grover posted:Drew Magary went to town on King: Haha oh my god that really is the whole story. Peter King posted:I saw the Pirates play in Pittsburgh, with my wife and my brother-in-law and his boys, at beautiful PNC Park (“beautiful” or “breathtaking” should be the mandatory adjective every time PNC Park is discussed) in June. The day of the game, I was in line at a Starbucks in downtown Pittsburgh, a couple of blocks from the Clemente Bridge, the one connecting downtown to the area just outside the outfield at PNC.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:52 |
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Reminder that the people most frequently attacked/beat up/mocked/challenged/criticized in Peter King columns are children who want to take foul balls home and people in the service industry. Meanwhile King carries water like mad for absolutely anyone in power in the NFL
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:55 |
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Real Name Grover posted:Drew Magary went to town on King: What the hell is going on
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:02 |
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^^^ beaten The best part about Magary's article was his awesome and brief dig at Albert Breer. What a loving rear end in a top hat
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:03 |
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Real Name Grover posted:Drew Magary went to town on King: Man, as terrible as guys like Omar Kelly are with their bombastic self-adulation about "keeping people accountable", it is still infinitely more appealing to read than the bullshit bootlicking obsequiosness of King.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:13 |
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http://nflfilms.nfl.com/2014/09/24/sean-taylor-a-football-life-sneak-preview/ The creator of this special made it because he was shocked at the difference between what Wilbon and Cowherd reported on Sean Taylor's death and how that death was mourned by the fans. He requested 28 interviews but ended up with 41 (not counting ones that couldn't happen due to scheduling conflicts). Only two people declined to interview. Guess who.
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Kibner posted:http://nflfilms.nfl.com/2014/09/24/sean-taylor-a-football-life-sneak-preview/ DONT KEEP US WAITING, MAN! WHO? TELL US WHO!
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