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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Powershift posted:

Who cares if you're fast when you're stylish.

I dunno, those "tractor engines" have a certain appeal to 'em:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHl24QynOM

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Tommychu posted:

1920s-era tractors weren't known for their blistering speed in general though.
Even more recent contraptions with screw propulsion aren't very fast.

Which got me thinking, it would be pretty neat if you could have screw propulsion with variable screw height.. Although that would remove one of the major advantages of screws - simplicity.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Powershift posted:

Who cares if you're fast when you're stylish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSJ9cFgaWuQ

Remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy

Walking tractors are alright, but I prefer walking draglines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4PuhywXm8

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
I was just on the bus and this pulled up at a red light.



There was also another heavily modified liveried BMW trailing behind, but I couldn't get a picture. That one was on its own wheels though, and it wasn't anywhere near as crazy.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

I was just on the bus and this pulled up at a red light.



There was also another heavily modified liveried BMW trailing behind, but I couldn't get a picture. That one was on its own wheels though, and it wasn't anywhere near as crazy.

i just can't hate it. It's too 3.0 CSL to hate.

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
I liked it. :v:

I live right next to an actual race track, for the record. Not the first time I see a non road-legal car with massive aero.

Zeppelin Insanity fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Sep 24, 2014

Aureus
Nov 20, 2006

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

I liked it. :v:

I live right next to an actual race track, for the record. Not the first time I see a non road-legal car with massive aero.

Looks a lot like the E36 based race car a guy from my cigar shop hang out has. I'd be very very surprised if that was anything but a full on race car. And that makes it god drat Awesome.

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
I don't think this was ever posted in this thread, 1975 Corolla with a supercharged 1UZ-FE







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJMAy7Z6zys

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
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Wahnsinn

Aureus posted:

Looks a lot like the E36 based race car a guy from my cigar shop hang out has. I'd be very very surprised if that was anything but a full on race car. And that makes it god drat Awesome.

I imagine if it wasn't a full on race car, it would not be on a trailer. You can't see it in the picture, but it was also missing one headlight, converted into an air intake tube.

I somewhat regret not taking the picture of the car that was trailing behind it. Black body and bright pink window net is not a good look.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

neckbeard posted:

I don't think this was ever posted in this thread, 1975 Corolla with a supercharged 1UZ-FE







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJMAy7Z6zys

I remember watching that video, it has such a crazy exhaust note. Seriously cool.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Hot Rod Magazine got a trophy truck driver to take his car out on the track. I can't figure out how to gank and rehost their images (they've done some hinky thing with div tags or backgrounds or something that's making it so right clicking doesn't give me a "view image" or "save image" option) or I'd put them here.http://www.hotrod.com/featuredvehicles/hrdp_1301_baja_trophy_truck_at_the_drags/

Worth every minute of reading.

Oh and here's a video of it, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puD63EwwFqg

3 FEET of suspension travel. 4.6" diameter shock absorbers, multi bypass. :stare:

e: for a sense of scale - those are 40" tires. 40" tires that Yokohama literally made custom for him, and won't sell to anyone else. They bring 40 (IIRC, might have been 30) to every thousand mile race. It gets 2 to 2.5mpg on $14.5/gallon fuel.

kastein fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Sep 24, 2014

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Kastein-style porno is strange yet oddly stimulating.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Eh, they're not the first to take an offroad truck and put it back on the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yIQAvW7XnE

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
I just love seeing a truck on 40" offroad tires with a suspension rather charitably described as "floaty" take a lap time only 5 seconds slower than a brand new Mustang :v:

Stadium Super Trucks is also the best thing. Here's another video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMuod2BaHQ8

Probably one of the only series that considers curbs to be optional shortcuts on this track :v:

kastein fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Sep 24, 2014

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
The body roll on those stadium trucks is amazing.

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Five minutes into that video and theres at least one driver who has never sat in a stadium truck before the race, ramps that arent secured in place in any way, and a 15 year old who has never driven on asphalt. Stadium trucks sound awesome and terrifying.

iForge
Oct 28, 2010

Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.

Tommychu posted:

1920s-era tractors weren't known for their blistering speed in general though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP_i0lu700g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo31_3UzTTY

Aureus
Nov 20, 2006

Great Beer posted:

Five minutes into that video and theres at least one driver who has never sat in a stadium truck before the race, ramps that arent secured in place in any way, and a 15 year old who has never driven on asphalt. Stadium trucks sound awesome and terrifying.

Sounds fantastic.

"Made this decision at 7pm last night did a few laps this morning and .... feels like 8 guys robbed a bank"

"I haven't drove these things at all" <- first lap will be with all the other cars.

This is gonna be good.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

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Keep muzzled...
The SSTs are amazing. Robby Gordon is the best kind of deranged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfG3KgSR7fU

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Robby Gordon owns

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Boaz MacPhereson posted:

The SSTs are amazing. Robby Gordon is the best kind of deranged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfG3KgSR7fU

My dad was/is a huge NASCAR fan, doesn't Robby Gordon crash every race? IIRC every single weekend I was hearing about his latest attempt to create a new work of abstract art by smearing his car all over the rest of the field.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Sounds like a graduate from the Ricky Bobby school of racing.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Dude was nuts and did wreck a lot, he doesn't race in NASCAR anymore. Runs basically just Dakar now.

He was AJ Foyt if AJ Foyt never won any races really, but came close! Ran Indy, NASCAR, off road, sports cars, everything more or less. Not very many drivers are like that anymore, and only Tony Stewart has actually had success doing that.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 25, 2014

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

How are those stadium truck races not more popular than Nascar?? That poo poo is amazing! Those things don't "corner" as much as "drift and straighten out through copious application of power".

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

VikingSkull posted:

Dude was nuts and did wreck a lot, he doesn't race in NASCAR anymore. Runs basically just Dakar now.

He was AJ Foyt if AJ Foyt never won any races really, but came close! Ran Indy, NASCAR, off road, sports cars, everything more or less. Not very many drivers are like that anymore, and only Tony Stewart has actually had success doing that.


I would also consider Juan Pablo Montoya here, but he's never done anything off-raod that I know of.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Yeah Montoya is in the picture, too. F1, sports cars, Indy and NASCAR. Even did a dirt late model race a few times.

SST's, like anything not oval or drag racing, won't have the same kind of national presence. There's road courses all over, but not many compared to strips and ovals, and off road/desert racing is gonna stay a geographically limited thing. West of the Mississippi it flies, east, not so much.

Basically drag strips can be built anywhere, and straight line speed contests are going to be popular at the grassroots all over. Oval racing, specifically dirt oval racing, has its roots in county fairgrounds and horse tracks, and that's why there's dirt ovals loving everywhere in the US. My local track is the oldest operating dirt oval in the world, first auto race in 1919, first horse race in 1847.

If it isn't drag or oval racing, it's gonna be niche.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Which is really quit sad, considering how big the US is you'd think we'd have a Nurburgring or two laying around waiting for someone to do something legendary on it.

There's certainly some really great road courses here but I think only CoTA satisfies modern safety standards.

And conveniently wikipedia has a nice list of them:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_auto_racing_tracks_in_the_United_States#Road_courses

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
It's just a natural progression thing. When cars first appeared in the US and people wanted to race, they went to the horse track. When the same happened to Europe, they ran road rallies. IIRC only England had numerous horse tracks at the time. Our extra large 'Ring style courses are Bonneville and the old Daytona Beach land speed contests.

e- and Pikes Peak

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Now I want to see Supermods running the triple crown. :haw:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE


You were only supposed to paint the bloody doors off!

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

angryhampster posted:

I would also consider Juan Pablo Montoya here, but he's never done anything off-raod that I know of.

I'd add Loeb to the mix as well, WRC, LeMans, WEC, Pikes Peak, Touring Cars, F1 (does running tests count?)

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Couldn't get a photo of the car this was on, so I put this together:



Yes, it was on a (NC) Miata. Without a HOOSIER in sight.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Aargh posted:

I'd add Loeb to the mix as well, WRC, LeMans, WEC, Pikes Peak, Touring Cars, F1 (does running tests count?)

Loeb falls into the same category as Gordon and Montoya....they've run a ton of stuff, but really only win in one thing (WRC, off road trucks and Indy respectively).

The only guy that fits the AJ Foyt/Mario Andretti mold today is Tony Stewart, he has multiple wins and championships in karts, midgets, sprint cars, Silver Crown, Indycar, IROC and NASCAR. It's a whole other level of talent.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Valentino rossi tested for Ferrari F1 at one point didn't he?

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

VikingSkull posted:

The only guy that fits the AJ Foyt/Mario Andretti mold today is Tony Stewart, he has multiple wins and championships in karts, midgets, sprint cars, Silver Crown, Indycar, IROC and NASCAR. It's a whole other level of talent.

Denny Hulme won races in trucks, dominated CAN-AM and would have won Le Mans if it weren't for the French being pricks. He's not all-conquering but the dude basically raced and won until he literally died.

Butt Wizard fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Sep 26, 2014

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Slavvy posted:

Valentino rossi tested for Ferrari F1 at one point didn't he?
Yep, in 2006.

He's also dabbled in WRC and said that once he feels he's done with MotoGP he'd like to get into rallying.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Butt Wizard posted:

Denny Hulme won races in trucks, dominated CAN-AM and would have won Le Mans if it weren't for the French being pricks. He's not all-conquering but the dude basically raced and won until he literally died.

You forgot f1. WDC, with wins at Monaco and Nurburgring :nz:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Fo3 posted:

You forgot f1. WDC, with wins at Monaco and Nurburgring :nz:

He also ran Indycars with Smokey Yunick, Hulme was the real deal. As was John Surtees, only dude to win a world championship on both two and four wheels.

Here's Hulme's Yunick prepped Eagle/Ford

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Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

Butt Wizard posted:

Denny Hulme won races in trucks, dominated CAN-AM and would have won Le Mans if it weren't for the French being pricks. He's not all-conquering but the dude basically raced and won until he literally died.

not to take anything away from the fella, but I don't know if I'd say his E30 was in a winning position when he had a heart attack.

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