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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

DownByTheWooter posted:

GiP would essentially just become the Functional* Alcoholic Megathread in TCC

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005


and the slow decline until you realize you have just enough will left to slide the pistol into your mouth and squeeze the trigger

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Move the lol @ student loans thread to Science, Academics, and Language

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
I can't seem to escape goddamn leadership positions even in college, gently caress. It's the third day of school this semester, everyone else is still trying to dress all impressive. I'm in my stupid cat t-shirt that says 'Too lazy, can't move', and they still pick my rear end out as the one that'll make sure we get poo poo done.

gently caress it, I'll just start wearing dresses.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Painsaw posted:

I can't seem to escape goddamn leadership positions even in college, gently caress. It's the third day of school this semester, everyone else is still trying to dress all impressive. I'm in my stupid cat t-shirt that says 'Too lazy, can't move', and they still pick my rear end out as the one that'll make sure we get poo poo done.

gently caress it, I'll just start wearing dresses.
Did you tell anyone that you're a vet?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Mike-o posted:

what do we do when this is just a forum full of drunk/high unstable vets and everybody is out?

officially form a militia and get GIP kicked out of the forums when Lowtax gets a visit from the FBI

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Painsaw posted:

I can't seem to escape goddamn leadership positions even in college, gently caress. It's the third day of school this semester, everyone else is still trying to dress all impressive. I'm in my stupid cat t-shirt that says 'Too lazy, can't move', and they still pick my rear end out as the one that'll make sure we get poo poo done.

gently caress it, I'll just start wearing dresses.

Who's 'they'? Is this a class? Are you the attendance recorder? Did you just get made dorm social director?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Deathy McDeath posted:

Alternatively, merge GiP with TCC.
And they would ban everyone who posted in the RESOURCE- Quarterly Prophet Memorial "Get Help" Thread. :ironicat:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Godholio posted:

Suicides will continue clearing out the old to make room for the next generation of idiots that ignored all the advice offered after asking about enlisting.

You have no loving idea just how hard, Al Qaeda, DoD, the VA, and Big Pharma are conspiring to make just what you joke about, happen.

Vilerat talked me into my first AFSC of 1N0, instead of 1C6 like I wanted lol. Look how that wound up for our two stupid asses. Jesus goddamn christ, I remember the SIPR mailing list with Grover, loving Renraku and Slippery all being on it.

There are a lot more baby "GiP's" throughout the networks out there. I know rev still reads this place but he's keeping it DL as he's a pretty straight laced guy and I respect that he's not trying to get his name caught up in the next social media witch hunt that wanders the corridors of the pentagon.

If I had a GiP ribbon rack it'd go:

Purple Cuck with V device (:salute:)
The Green Heart, with the symbol for infinity in it
War Crimes In The Name Of The War with a poo poo ton of various colored oak leaves stars and borders on it
100% VA RATED TESTED AND APPROVED (VELCRO COMBAT PATCH)(NOT AUTHORIZED IN USAF UNIFORM){RoCkStAr PaRkInG}
The Legion Of The Heart Of Darkness (Stars for completion of rehabilitation for more than 2 substances, more than twice, and not exactly voluntary)

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Anyone watch The Americans on FX? It good at all?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Anyone watch The Americans on FX? It good at all?

I liked the first season a lot. Still haven't seen the second.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I only caught a handful of episodes in the first season but I could see getting sucked into it. I've come to learn there's little point in questioning the quality of FX shows, they'll all suck you in eventually.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I only caught a handful of episodes in the first season but I could see getting sucked into it. I've come to learn there's little point in questioning the quality of FX shows, they'll all suck you in eventually.

They had me hooked when they were driving around in my first car in the pilot.



Gotta love dem big Oldsmobiles.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I only caught a handful of episodes in the first season but I could see getting sucked into it. I've come to learn there's little point in questioning the quality of FX shows, they'll all suck you in eventually.

You'd think so, but The Bridge was not very good after about mid-season 1.

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

It's Nun's Laughter.
Misspelled every time.

Gotta go to Maryland in November. Old Landlord is pressing the lawsuit. Been almost a year. But here we go. $20,000 on the line.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

at the date posted:

You'd think so, but The Bridge was not very good after about mid-season 1.

haven't bothered to watch it yet. they have some flops (The Riches, the gently caress happened there), but they're better than most by a country mile.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Vriess posted:

Gotta go to Maryland in November. Old Landlord is pressing the lawsuit. Been almost a year. But here we go. $20,000 on the line.
What on earth did you do to that apartment?

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

Dead Reckoning posted:

What on earth did you do to that apartment?

Nothin'

Cat peed on it though.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Fuckin' New York. :argh:

http://nypost.com/2014/09/25/groundhog-dropped-by-de-blasio-died-of-internal-injuries/

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Yeah, but it was a tranny groundhog.

quote:

Staten Island Zoo officials went to great lengths to hide the death from the public — and keep secret the fact that “Chuck” was actually “Charlotte,” a female impostor, sources said Wednesday.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mad Dragon posted:

Yeah, but it was a tranny groundhog.

so he ray riced that hog

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Mike-o posted:

what do we do when this is just a forum full of drunk/high unstable vets and everybody is out?

LoL if you think there isn't an endless supply of bitter, mentally unstable enlisted who will continue to carry the "only 3 years left" torch and occasional "I'm thinking of reenlisting" posts

DownByTheWooter posted:

GiP would essentially just become the Functional Alcoholic Megathread in TCC

Nah. They gonna legalize weed for ptsd and other "medical" uses. So it's going to be a hybrid of the serious about weed and hideas threads

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
Just had to travel 270 miles, one way, to the VA hospital for an appointment tomorrow. I tried to get them to move it to the hospital 10 miles from my place, but they refused despite the new law, because they haven't figured out how to implement it yet. They offered me 'accommodations' since I was traveling so far. I figured they'd put me up in a hotel at the government rate.

Nope. They have their own little building on the hospital campus complete with a fire alarm in the room that makes a constant loud rear end hum and blood stains on the mattress.

Just gotta make it to tomorrow so some specialist can tell me that he has never heard of my condition and has no idea how to treat it.

Thanks VA,
Another satisfied customer

Edit: And now I got some rash on my hands from god knows in here what, so I can't even crank one out.

Delizin fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Sep 26, 2014

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I could send you some nitrile gloves and medical grade lube jelly, might feel like an alien is touching your penis...which might be cool

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Anyone watch The Americans on FX? It good at all?

It's real good.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

lmbo at hitlers tittays

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I loving love that image. It basically shut down that thread. :lol:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Godholio posted:

I loving love that image. It basically shut down that thread. :lol:

Wasn't it also like 3 posts in?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Yeah. It was in a thread called "Let's all draw Hitler" or something like that. The only time I've seen a thread shut down and go gold quicker was that thread about the creator of the NES dying.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


There was also the one reply goldmine thread about some retarded kid's mother trying to craigslist a hooker for him to experience getting laid.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Genocide Tendency posted:

There was also the one reply goldmine thread about some retarded kid's mother trying to craigslist a hooker for him to experience getting laid.

'Maybe if he finally gets another human being to touch his dick he wont be so weird'
-retard kids mother

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2914418

So loving fast.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Well last night was the first time I thought I might have to use a gun in self defense.


Some dickhead was trying to open my apartment door with the wrong key at a little after 3 am. He was probably drunk or something because he tried for a full minute while I grabbed my pistol and went to the door to confront him. He went away when I asked him through the door who the gently caress he was.



gently caress getting woken up 3 hours early when you have work in the morning.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Flikken posted:

Well last night was the first time I thought I might have to use a gun in self defense.


Move to Memphis, you can feel this way every day*!



*void in Germantown, unless you count police


girlfriend's buying a pistol, doing conceal carry class with her mother. serious step up from the ex-wife who was afraid of every gun ever because dumb reasons.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Make sure she actually practices with it.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
she's gone shooting before, grew up in the country, knows how to handle a gun.

she's actually been shooting more recently than me. I still haven't gone to the local indoor range to shoot the P38, so when she gets whatever she's going to get we're going to go together. I have no idea what she's planning to get.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I never felt like I needed a gun in New Orleans Cuz I kept it loving trill all day*





*Barbed wire fence perimeter around homestead with dogs

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Its pretty funny how many cars have concealed carry stickers on em here in CT once sandy hook happened

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Its pretty funny how many cars have concealed carry stickers on em here in CT once sandy hook happened

Concealed carry stickers?

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