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Someone needs to tell Channing Tatum that smelling a woman's hair is super creepy. Or so I've been told.
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Looks more like he's checking out her butt.
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Sep 25, 2014 18:46
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Dick Trauma posted:Looks more like he's checking out her butt. He's just checking out the asscension.
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Sep 25, 2014 18:54
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He's looking for a way off that poster.
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boom boom boom posted:Night of the chicken dead doesn't work as a pun Brains taste like chicken would be my suggestion.
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Sep 25, 2014 19:40
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   Here are some random posters
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Sep 25, 2014 22:04
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That last one is weird and creeping me out.
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Sep 25, 2014 22:07
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rawillkill posted:
I knew if I spent a couple of minutes on google I'd find a '70s book cover with that typeface.  
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Sep 25, 2014 22:30
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Man, that last one may be the most early-seventies font out there. e: beaten
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Weird art aside, I am not sure if "remarkably intelligent" is as much of a draw as they seem to think it is, and it bothers me for some weird reason that that is what they put as the one line blurb on the poster. Like, that tells me absolutely nothing about the movie and just seems like kinda a pretentious thing to say, as if someone had nothing else substantive to say about the film. It is somehow even more vacuous than "Interesting" or "Entertaining." And I'm sure it's an actual magazine or site or something, but attributing it to "Film Comment" sounds like it was just something someone overheard at some point while talking about the film.
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Sep 25, 2014 22:44
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Dick Trauma posted:I knew if I spent a couple of minutes on google I'd find a '70s book cover with that typeface. It's been driving me crazy where I've seen that but apparently not only was it super popular but there are lots of variations.    
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Sep 25, 2014 23:56
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rawillkill posted:
None of these particularly look like the people they're supposed to except Jason Schwartzmann
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Is this where I profess my love for shlocky old paperback book covers? Holy poo poo, Tarzan! Get back in the goddamn spaceship! 
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Hat Thoughts posted:None of these particularly look like the people they're supposed to except Jason Schwartzmann The Elizabeth Moss and Jonathan Pryce pictures look vaguely enough like the actual people that they become recognisable when it's pointed out, like "Oh, that's Jonathan Pryce? Oh yeah, now that you mention it." Or "Oh right, her nose and mouth does look like that of Elizabeth Moss."
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Sep 26, 2014 01:38
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Vagabundo posted:The Elizabeth Moss and Jonathan Pryce pictures look vaguely enough like the actual people that they become recognisable when it's pointed out, like "Oh, that's Jonathan Pryce? Oh yeah, now that you mention it." Or "Oh right, her nose and mouth does look like that of Elizabeth Moss." Yeah I agree but at the same time, if you told me Krysten Ritter was supposed to be Allison Brie or somebody I'd have the exact same reaction
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Sep 26, 2014 01:41
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Tommy Lee Jones is going full grizzle.
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Sep 26, 2014 04:57
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How do you mention awesome 70s font without posting the "Foxy Brown" poster? 
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Has there ever been a more overused pairing of two people outside of Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence? He's going to end up popping up as young Wolverine or someshit in the X-Men films next because it's apparently easy mode for the Oscars.
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I, Butthole posted:Has there ever been a more overused pairing of two people outside of Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence? He's going to end up popping up as young Wolverine or someshit in the X-Men films next because it's apparently easy mode for the Oscars. ... Up to this point they've only been in two movies together. That's the same amount as her and Nicolas Hoult or her and Anton Yelchin. (Note that this movie was made before Silver Linings Playbook, actually, and is only going off the shelf it got put on because the distributors must think it'll make some money now when it wouldn't before. It's also apparently pretty terrible.)
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Kramjacks posted:Tommy Lee Jones is going full grizzle. The Homeless Man
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To contextualize, Roger Rabbit sounds like one of those amazing movies that never got made, ala Jodorowsky's Dune. Those Alien posters prove that we live in a world more blessed than we realize.
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GrandpaPants posted:Someone needs to tell Channing Tatum that smelling a woman's hair is super creepy. Or so I've been told. Channing Tatum is a mod?
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Sep 26, 2014 08:16
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I like this one even though it's a horrible fit for Alien.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Some unused Alien posters This font looks really familiar...
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Lizard Combatant posted:This font looks really familiar... It looks pretty similar to the font used for the Rock Band videogame series.
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Everything I've seen about this movie says it's all bright colourful overwhelming spectacle, and this poster looks so... dull.
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Gonz posted:It looks pretty similar to the font used for the Rock Band videogame series. That's the one
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Frostwerks posted:Channing Tatum is a mod? "It's weird, it wasn't any actual smell, it was just the air around her. I would literally breathe in and get woozy. I tried surreptitiously to get a better sniff, but she wasn't even wearing any perfume I could detect. I don't know what that's about, but I guess her pheromone level was higher than normal (do women do that when they ovulate?). Whatever it was, I was nursing a boner of Fourth World proportions." - Channing Tatum in that poster
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According to some writers I on Twitter, the rumour came out that one of the reasons they've been pushing back Jupiter Ascending is because Mila Kunis is horrible in it. Which is a shame as I usually like her.
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Sep 26, 2014 11:17
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Whoever did hair and makeup for Tommy Lee Jones in that poster already deserves an oscaR. He's played the same empathetic dad character in the last 800 movies he's done, but I have no idea who that guy is. He's probably just going to play empathydad with a beard though which sucks.
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DrVenkman posted:According to some writers I on Twitter, the rumour came out that one of the reasons they've been pushing back Jupiter Ascending is because Mila Kunis is horrible in it. Which is a shame as I usually like her. It's not a very good fit for her but I doubt a studio would hold back a film because of one performance.
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Hilary Swank makes a good old time down on her luck sorta lady. She's just got that face.
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DrVenkman posted:According to some writers I on Twitter, the rumour came out that one of the reasons they've been pushing back Jupiter Ascending is because Mila Kunis is horrible in it. Which is a shame as I usually like her. If she really does stink, delaying it isn't going to magically fix it.
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DrVenkman posted:According to some writers I on Twitter, the rumour came out that one of the reasons they've been pushing back Jupiter Ascending is because Mila Kunis is horrible in it. Which is a shame as I usually like her. What always kills me about this is "what did they expect"? You cast Mila Kunis, you know what you're getting.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:What always kills me about this is "what did they expect"? You cast Mila Kunis, you know what you're getting. I liked her in that Justin Timberlake movie, but that's about it. Honestly, how loving bad can she be beyond her normal level of passable acting?
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Debbie Harry's Videodrome co-starring James Woods.
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