The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Facepalm Ranger posted:

That's bad!!

Facepalm Ranger, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'. And to `shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate. :tutbutt:

# ? Sep 24, 2014 09:06

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# ? May 11, 2024 10:52

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Facepalm Ranger posted:

That's bad!!

Can I go now?

# ? Sep 24, 2014 13:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Can I go now?

Oh you can go now all right. Go now.... FOREVER! :drac:

# ? Sep 24, 2014 13:37

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Facepalm Ranger, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'. And to `shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate.

Aw, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 14:37

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

It's a Krusty Kinda Khristmas, brought to you by ILG: selling your body's chemicals after you die. And by Li'l Sweetheart Cupcakes -- a subsidiary of ILG.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 16:03

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

That's bad.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 16:10

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:33

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Do over Ham posted:

Facepalm Ranger, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'. And to `shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate.

His rear end is gonna blow! :gonk:

# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:58

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Are poo and rear end taken?

# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Who's Drederick Tatum anyway? Another Hobo?

You know, I'm gonna have to check on that.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:19

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Mira posted:

Are poo and rear end taken?

Mmm...how about "Mitzi?"

# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Who's Drederick Tatum anyway? Another Hobo?

He's a hungry young fighter! In fact, he's fighting for a sandwich.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Who's Drederick Tatum anyway? Another Hobo?

He is exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!

# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:16

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Drink-Mix Man posted:

He is exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!

He's not Bono!

# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:22

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

IMJack posted:

He's a hungry young fighter! In fact, he's fighting for a sandwich.

For god's sake, man, use an open faced club. The sand-wedge.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mira posted:

For god's sake, man, use an open faced club. The sand-wedge.

Now all you need is your own set of clubs.

And stay the hell out of my locker! :mad:

You can keep the shoes.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 23:05

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You're living in the past, Root Bear, quit living in the past!

You're livin' for your car, man. Simplify! SIMPLIFY!

# ? Sep 24, 2014 23:35

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

... except for Flatulent Fox, who was based on a true story.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 23:37

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

... except for Flatulent Fox, who was based on a true story.

I don't know, Disgruntled Goat had his moments.

# ? Sep 24, 2014 23:44

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Magic ticket my rear end, McBain!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:23

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Martytoof posted:

Magic ticket my rear end, McBain!

Free wig with purchase of large wig, Downtown Wig Center.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:25

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Now, are you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 01:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

Now, are you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?

Can I get the keys to the car, lover? :bigtran:

# ? Sep 25, 2014 01:47

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Martytoof posted:

Magic ticket my rear end, McBain!

Laughing time is over. :geno:

# ? Sep 25, 2014 01:47

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Well I'm a smart goon, but I make bad choices.

Jerusalem posted:

Can I get the keys to the car, lover? :bigtran:

Oh, ho ho ho. Okay, here's a set of house keys and my ATM card.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:02

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

Now, are you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?

Ah, these lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom those antique Coke bottles.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 02:05

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

After The War posted:

Oh, ho ho ho.

It's good to hear a boisterous American laugh.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 05:58

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Applewhite posted:

He's not Bono!

Pro bono?

No, money down.

Oops, I shouldn't have the Bar Association logo here either.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 06:05

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Do over Ham posted:

Pro bono?

No, money down.

Oops, I shouldn't have the Bar Association logo here either.

Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 06:15

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

Free wig with purchase of large wig, Downtown Wig Center.

On the plus side, I knocked over the Sun-Sphere!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 06:37

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?" I said, "Thursday." He said, "I'm busy Thursday." I said, "What about Friday?" He said, "Friday's worse than Thursday." Then he said, "How about Saturday?" I said, "Fine."

True story!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 06:38

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

mrfart posted:

Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?

I hope he tells us to burn our pants, these things are driving me nuts!
...
.
.....Don't you hate pants?!!?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 15:57

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

mrfart posted:

Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?

I'm not wearing a tie at all!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:31

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Applewhite posted:

I'm not wearing a tie at all!

In fact, I never even gave you my coat!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:34

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of a fun run!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

I'm as surprised as you, but I stumbled across the most delicious British ~~sitcom~~ Internet quiz.

I got 11/18

# ? Sep 25, 2014 18:33

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'm as surprised as you, but I stumbled across the most delicious British ~~sitcom~~ Internet quiz.

I got 11/18

But what happens when they say, "No More!"?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 19:44

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Applewhite posted:

I'm not wearing a tie at all!

Do you like Thai?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 00:11

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

You Thai Now

jscolon2.0 posted:

Do you like Thai?

You quitter! [sing-song:] Quitter boy! Quitter boy!

I'm sorry.

Now restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.

Hey, man, this job is too dangerous.

Menu boy no be coward, like shrimp; menu boy be brave, like prawn.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:09

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Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

Do over Ham posted:

Facepalm Ranger, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'. And to `shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate.

Oh oh oh! you see, the kids these days, they listen to the Rap music! Which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't KNOW what the jazz is all about!

Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Sep 26, 2014

# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:16

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