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The worst part about that story is, I used to mess with substitute teachers I didn't like fairly often in high school because I was a little poo poo. Not a single one ever reacted like that, they just told me to and go to the administration office until the next period. They don't get paid to deal with smartass kids, why would they? And that's the core problem with all STDH stories. They expect a suspension of disbelief that the villains will act in a way that no real person would, solely to allow the cool guy protagonist to land the sickest burn on them. Even when the sickest burn the author can imagine is spitefully pissing your pants. Also I only believe about 15 seconds of that Reddit story.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 11:17 |
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Wild T posted:The worst part about that story is, I used to mess with substitute teachers I didn't like fairly often in high school because I was a little poo poo. Not a single one ever reacted like that, they just told me to and go to the administration office until the next period. They don't get paid to deal with smartass kids, why would they? Totally amateur hour. You really ought to have read these instructional manuals: The War Between the Pitiful Teachers and the Splendid Kids Thirteen Ways to Sink a Sub It's probably too late for you, but maybe you can save your kids from bringing that embarrassing weak-sauce garbage to the court.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 11:46 |
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When I was in Primary school, about age 7, there was a girl who once pissed her pants when a tantrum at the teacher was not getting her attention. Even at age 7 that was not funny, it was loving gross and was something we spoke about in horror as evidence for her being totally hosed in the head.jodai posted:We were the honors class. You know, with the 16 year old 7th grader and the kid who proudly pissed his pants. The height of wit was "That's what she said". We were just a bunch of smart kids, with our own bus and everything. Has to have been this, seriously.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 11:47 |
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One time this guy was like, "There are no more persians," and xerxes skull hosed him for being retarded. #Truefax #Persiarox #Farsirule
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 11:50 |
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Turtlicious posted:One time this guy was like, "There are no more persians," and xerxes skull hosed him for being retarded. #Truefax #Persiarox #Farsirule [img-timeline]
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 13:55 |
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And then all the people in the store
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:38 |
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My friend reblogged that unfunny substitute teacher story, as she does with every unfunny, extremely obvious stdh story like its the height of comedy.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:49 |
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Toriori posted:My friend reblogged that unfunny substitute teacher story, as she does with every unfunny, extremely obvious stdh story like its the height of comedy. That's what she said.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 02:57 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:That's what she said. A truly gifted post.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 03:20 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:That's what she said. *pisses pants*
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:09 |
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Tardcore posted:*pisses pants* [username/post combo]
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:48 |
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jodai posted:We were the honors class. You know, with the 16 year old 7th grader and the kid who proudly pissed his pants. The height of wit was "That's what she said". We were just a bunch of smart kids, with our own bus and everything. And an endless supply of calculators.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 11:12 |
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 11:15 |
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The Waiter is Always Right.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 11:30 |
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Thank God for waiters in TYOL 2014 when people can't use mobile devices to easily access information on the Internet.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 11:52 |
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Yes my mother spent two hours eating pancakes while having contractions. "Go to the principal." "But miss I have a Get out of Jail free car-" "Ha ha yes so witty and irreverant have my babies." No commentary necessary.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 12:00 |
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MinistryofLard posted:
I buy this one just because I had a couple of teachers back in high school who would accept any excuse they had never heard before for failing to turn in homework. It made for interesting listening when people did fail.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 12:38 |
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MinistryofLard posted:
I can actually kind of believe this one, but it's probably got the reason all wrong. My wife went into labor at around eleven in the morning and refused to leave her office until after five. Of course this is because she knew from her last pregnancy the hospital wouldn't admit her yet since her contractions being too far apart, so she figured she could get poo poo done while she waited. I could see someone saying "well, I can't go yet and I'll be stuck in a maternity ward for the next couple days, may as well get a good meal while I wait." Of course in that case you wouldn't go to loving IHOP.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 13:15 |
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Didn't they just radio from it saying that the rebels and ewoks fled into the woods and they'd need more men to pursue them? I don't remember Chewbacca blasting down any doors. These ignorant wannabe nerds are the worst.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 15:31 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Didn't they just radio from it saying that the rebels and ewoks fled into the woods and they'd need more men to pursue them? I don't remember Chewbacca blasting down any doors. Uh, I haven't seen RotJ in like 20 years, so I may have this wrong but... Han & Leia are standing in front of the doors to the shield generator after fending off stormtroopers, the AT-ST rocks up, and they figure they're busted so lower their weapons, the AT-ST fires... and hits the doors, blasting them open. At which point Chewbacca emerges from the AT-ST hatch and does his roar thing.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 16:08 |
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Yeah that's pretty much exactly what happens unless Lucas changed it to Jar Jar Binks in an AT-AT for the bluray release or something.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 16:24 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Didn't they just radio from it saying that the rebels and ewoks fled into the woods and they'd need more men to pursue them? That's what I remember.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:26 |
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SybilVimes posted:Uh, I haven't seen RotJ in like 20 years, so I may have this wrong but...
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:42 |
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Leon Einstein posted:The bolded part never happened. They think they're screwed by the walker and then Chewbacca pops out and does his roar. Han then tells him to get down there because Lea is wounded. Someone owes you $20 now.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 18:06 |
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MinistryofLard posted:
So everybody just stood there silently for about 5 minutes? Bohemian Rhapsody isn't exactly a short song after all.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:04 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:So everybody just stood there silently for about 5 minutes? Bohemian Rhapsody isn't exactly a short song after all. I can just see a long line of kids and parents growing increasingly restive as the singer drones on.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 09:09 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:So everybody just stood there silently for about 5 minutes? Bohemian Rhapsody isn't exactly a short song after all. They all sang along, and then everyone clapped at the end. charminglyantiquated's sister and the kid are getting married next summer.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 11:29 |
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The Sin of Onan posted:They all sang along, and then everyone clapped at the end. charminglyantiquated's sister and the kid are getting married next summer. And the minister is Albert Einstien who will do the ceremony for $100.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 11:54 |
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When A Store Manager Used The "R" Word, This Mom Had The Perfect Response posted:Recently, I was in a big box retailer picking up an online order at customer service. After the desk clerk assisted me and called for the stock boy, she began talking with two other employees less than two feet away from me. It was hard not to hear them as they gossiped and made fun of other employees. When the stock boy arrived, he came right up to me. He was tall, quite thin, messy hair, mismatched clothes – but poised and professional. He said to me, loudly and nearly scripted, “Ma’am, I am here to serve you! Is this order I’ll be locating yours?” I said it was, to which he replied, “Ok, ma’am, you got it. I’ll be back quick as a lick!” and he did a military style about-face move and headed off to retrieve my order.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 13:38 |
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Read that as a soccer mom once made eye contact with and verbally thanked a retail employee, and then felt like Jesus for the rest of the day.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 13:46 |
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I've been physically knocked backwards from my desk at the blasphemy of that post and am currently gasping for air. I'll be sending you my power bill, as my AC will certainly run extra trying too keep my home cool while I burn with rage
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 14:07 |
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quote:Her statement physically knocked me backwards and I noticeably gasped for air. They all turned to me and I could feel my face start to burn red.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 14:50 |
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I like that someone so sensitive as to be physically hurled though space by the word retarded wrote such a ridiculous caricature of a retarded person.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 16:51 |
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Toriori posted:Roflmao. This is so funny looking when I picture it. Like I'm picturing her stumbling backwards and gasping for air like a fish on land. "You caused quite a stir in Toys R Us when you demonstrated the power of your thu'um"
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 18:08 |
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I like how Tumblr rear end in a top hat, instead of treating Jacob as a human being, still talks down to him and then goes in depth about how "retarded" he acts. Using other words obviously. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 18:14 on Sep 27, 2014 |
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I like how Tumblr rear end in a top hat, instead of treating Jacob as a human being, still talks down to him and then goes in depth about how "retarded" he acts. Using other words obviously. The best part is how the author makes him act like he's got an IQ of about 80, then try to say he's got "high-functioning autism" so he's not that retarded, he's one of the good ones. But he can't even say it. Author has likely never met a person with high-functioning autism. Or any autism.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 18:27 |
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As soon as I read "lickety split" I started hearing Jacob as 30 Rock's Kenneth. Honestly, I think that's the only thing this person was channeling, not a "high functioning person on the autism spectrum".
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 19:08 |
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I'd like to see Jacob's version of it, how a customer thought he was mentally challenged when he was just acting goofy and acted like she was Jesus for speaking to him and being all sweet and missing the fact he was sarcastic the entire time. And he heads back to the store and tells his manager what a crazy bitch that lady was.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 19:14 |
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Toriori posted:Roflmao. This is so funny looking when I picture it. Like I'm picturing her stumbling backwards and gasping for air like a fish on land. I see it more like how vampires or demons in movies react to the Lord's Prayer in Latin and/or a shot of holy shrapnel from a sawed-off shotgun.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 19:59 |
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Paladinus posted:I see it more like how vampires or demons in movies react to the Lord's Prayer in Latin and/or a shot of holy shrapnel from a sawed-off shotgun. "I do not drink... whine."
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