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This man owns.
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Sep 27, 2014 04:02
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Also has horrible diarrhea from eating the stuff in all of those bottles that are supposed to be refrigerated.
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Sep 27, 2014 04:34
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Somebody's got a thin cock.
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Sep 27, 2014 05:02
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I would actually love the poo poo out of that, the intended use I mean. Maybe I'm just horribly sappy but being able to get a virtual pat on the back when I'm having a bad day or w/e would be very uplifting.
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Sep 27, 2014 05:38
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*boyfriend is being beaten mercilessly in an alleyway, his hands clutching his skull which is being kicked again and again* Meanwhile some where "Aww, he loves me"
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Sep 27, 2014 06:04
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See also:
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Sep 27, 2014 06:13
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Flickin' that bean from 4 times zones away.
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Sep 27, 2014 07:12
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Flickin' that bean from 4 times zones away. Teledildonics
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Sep 27, 2014 07:30
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That'd suck for people in vastly different timezones. Or working nights.
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Sep 27, 2014 07:39
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Wear one on each hand and never feel lonely again. 
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karl fungus posted:Wear one on each hand and never feel lonely again. Awesome idea!! *Self Hi-Five* *buzzzzzz*
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Sex Hobbit posted:See also: So... if you try to sleep at the same time there's a bright light in your face and neither of you can sleep?
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Sep 27, 2014 08:42
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Agent355 posted:I would actually love the poo poo out of that, the intended use I mean. Maybe I'm just horribly sappy but being able to get a virtual pat on the back when I'm having a bad day or w/e would be very uplifting. The Apple iWatch has this function.
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beato posted:The Apple iWatch has this function. Plus room for batteries and a transmitter/receiver, instead of being what looks like a tiny block of quartz. 
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Sep 27, 2014 09:31
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Our city recently hired a falconer to scare away seagulls from stealing tourist's lunches. Also the falconer is a giant cartoon tugboat.
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Sep 27, 2014 12:20
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And a friendly tugboat too.
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Sep 27, 2014 15:17
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"Quaid, start the reactorrruff!"
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Sep 27, 2014 15:24
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New problem: demonic falcon disemboweling tourists and stealing their souls.
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Sep 27, 2014 15:29
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MorgaineDax posted:Our city recently hired a falconer to scare away seagulls from stealing tourist's lunches. Also the falconer is a giant cartoon tugboat. Oh Theodore, the things you get up to you crazy tugboat 
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Cthulhuite posted:Oh Theodore, the things you get up to you crazy tugboat I'll see your Theodore Tugboat and raise you TUGS.  MorgaineDax posted:Our city recently hired a falconer to scare away seagulls from stealing tourist's lunches. Also the falconer is a giant cartoon tugboat. Sure, it works in the short-term, but then the seagulls get wise. Tourist lunches and dropped chips are their racket, and there's more of them than a single falcon.  The tugboat? He watches. He smiles at the seagulls being driven off. He smiles again when they come back for bloody revenge driven by chip-lust.
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I once saw a Harris hawk torn apart by seagulls, it was legit terrifying.
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Cakefool posted:I once saw a Harris hawk torn apart by seagulls, it was legit terrifying. This is why the good lord invented alka seltzer.
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umalt posted:And you wrote the slightly worse but somehow more successful sequel to that A-Team movie. I'd watch the poo poo out of that movie. e: goddamn phone app.
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Sep 27, 2014 17:29
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gently caress the poice
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Sep 27, 2014 19:04
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Noice.
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Sep 27, 2014 19:10
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Bucephalus posted:Noice. Noice.
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Noice
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NOICE
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Sep 27, 2014 20:52
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N O I C E
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N O I C E!
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Sep 27, 2014 20:55
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Noice.
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NoIcE
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Noice
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Noice
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Sep 27, 2014 21:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o
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Noice! 
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