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Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

deadtear posted:

You're really holy poo poo stupid

Like I wrote before, you really have no idea what so ever, right?

(F...ing hilarious).

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Missartaq posted:

Seeing your activity level in this post, makes it all worth it, and if that's you on your avatar, I'm feeling so sad for you.

So even though I might be wrong, still funny.

(today's word of dumbness must be, ugly bitch overcompensates, for being wrong in RL).

you know nothing missartaq

you see, this is why you'll never get into our secret clubhouse.

you just don't get it and you never wil

Super Space Jam 64
Jan 6, 2010

Yet another violation of regulation 1910 subpart D.

Missartaq posted:

Like I wrote before, you really have no idea what so ever, right?

(F...ing hilarious).

fyi it's been a couple years since i played eve but deadtear is a Big Important Top poo poo in the goon space guild of some sort so i'd be nice to him if you ever want a chance of getting in!!!!!!

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
I will let you in on one little secret, I already got out of you what I needed, all this poo poo is just a great bonus...

And to use an expression that you know already, "A gift that keeps on giving".....

(OMG I must be stupid for even trying).

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
You're not a puppetmaster, you never have been, you never will be, stop trying.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
You're like one of those kids who will do anything for any sort of attention. One day you'll grow up and realize that really all the other kids were just pointing and laughing at you, that didn't mean they liked you, they were never your friends, and despite all your protests to the contrary, deep down that's what you wanted.

Do you really think you're the first idiot to not fit in with a group of people on the internet?

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
I want to know what bait this mofakka is using because god drat, he's got you guys jumping in the boat.

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

deadtear posted:

You're not a puppetmaster, you never have been, you never will be, stop trying.


counterfeitsaint posted:

You're like one of those kids who will do anything for any sort of attention. One day you'll grow up and realize that really all the other kids were just pointing and laughing at you, that didn't mean they liked you, they were never your friends, and despite all your protests to the contrary, deep down that's what you wanted.

Do you really think you're the first idiot to not fit in with a group of people on the internet?

You're so right, dam didn't think you would get me so easy....

(I'm a lying bastard, and I just got outed).

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Givin posted:

I want to know what bait this mofakka is using because god drat, he's got you guys jumping in the boat.

The "NOT Puppetmaster", says jump of the bridge, and look at those GoonWaffles fly....

(Mmmmm waffles).

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

Givin posted:

I want to know what bait this mofakka is using because god drat, he's got you guys jumping in the boat.

His master plan to get all his poo poo stolen and have us call him a retard went off without a hitch, loving owned dumb go0ns.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Wait, is Misstarq actually prencleve or xenuria perhaps? I'm getting that vibe here. Didn't they both use the puppetmaster defence?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Missartaq posted:

The "NOT Puppetmaster", says jump of the bridge, and look at those GoonWaffles fly....

(Mmmmm waffles).

:catdrugs: to the max

Missartaq posted:

I will let you in on one little secret, I already got out of you what I needed,

Breaking News : Missartaq has a humiliation fetish.

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Missartaq posted:

(OMG I must be stupid for even trying).

Here, fixed that for you.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Fermented Tinal posted:

Wait, is Misstarq actually prencleve or xenuria perhaps? I'm getting that vibe here. Didn't they both use the puppetmaster defence?

with so much drama in the thread about eve
it's kinda hard being xenuria or even prencleeve
but i - some how, some way
keep clicking to read about Missartaq, like every single day

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Hey missartaq what do you do for a living? Or are you a student?

(Just curious.)

vermeul
Sep 14, 2014

Free Acid
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For just 8 dollars you can reroll

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Juice Box Hero posted:

Hey missartaq what do you do for a living? Or are you a student?

(Just curious.)

IT and network administrator and web design in my spare time.

(OMG that was a first)

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Missartaq posted:

IT and network administrator and web design in my spare time.

(OMG that was a first)

hmm a nerd sperglord.

I see, i see.

Zarithas
Jun 18, 2008

Missartaq posted:

But if you people (contracted to Rudi Tkalcic) give me back my stuff, i might consider paying the extra 10$.

- Missartaq
what do you mean "you people"?

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Missartaq posted:

The "NOT Puppetmaster", says jump of the bridge, and look at those GoonWaffles fly....

(Mmmmm waffles).

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Can't we just report this guy as a Vilepilot account and move on?

Line Feed
Sep 7, 2012

Seeds taste better with friends.

Who do you always

(put things in parentheses at the end of every post)

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Line Feed posted:

Who do you always

(put things in parentheses at the end of every post)

He's mindraping us

(with subliminal badposting)

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

This thread really makes you think.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Missartaq, thank you again for re-opening this thread. It never should have been closed.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Phrasing posted:

This thread really makes you think.

About how much I wish registration on this forum got closed years ago? Absolutely!

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Line Feed posted:

Who do you always

(put things in parentheses at the end of every post)

more importantly why does he keep responding to himself

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Missartaq posted:

you people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Fermented Tinal posted:

Can't we just report this guy as a Vilepilot account and move on?

I would, why don't you?


Line Feed posted:

Who do you always

(put things in parentheses at the end of every post)

Try and read back more than one page.

(Hint, when finding something that ticks people of, use it, and watch the fun unfold).


Otacon posted:

Missartaq, thank you again for re-opening this thread. It never should have been closed.

My pleasure Otacon.....

deadtear posted:

more importantly why does he keep responding to himself

I know not all of you (especially deadtear) can manage more than one answer at the time, and I wouldn't want to loose some of you (especially deadtear), and last, and not least, it seems to tick some of you (especially deadtear) of fiercely.

(Again, when you find something that ticks people (especially deadtear) of, use it against them (especially deadtear), and watch them go mental (especially deadtear)).


Looks like Goons can party outside of EVE, and even put out the video, and nice to have some faces to put on you people (especially deadtear).

(And a special thank goes out to you people, especially deadtear).

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
(Especially deadtear).

Doublestep
Sep 8, 2013

Keep on keeping on!
I'm gay

(I'm gay)

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
Just checking in, is the OP still jerking himself off?

Super Space Jam 64
Jan 6, 2010

Yet another violation of regulation 1910 subpart D.
are we at the part where the OP's endearingly clueless charm has finally worn out and he gets banned for being an unceasingly insufferable pigheaded Eve-playing shitlord willingly oblivious to the laws of spelling and grammar

'cause it kind of feels like we should be at that part, we had our 13 pages of glory and even got to the ~puppet masta~ final boss and it's usually good to end things on a happy note

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Super Space Jam 64 posted:

are we at the part where the OP's endearingly clueless charm has finally worn out and he gets banned for being an unceasingly insufferable pigheaded Eve-playing shitlord willingly oblivious to the laws of spelling and grammar

'cause it kind of feels like we should be at that part, we had our 13 pages of glory and even got to the ~puppet masta~ final boss and it's usually good to end things on a happy note


Uh bro, if you ban him it means he won. The only way to put him in his place now is to let him in and show him what good people goons really are. To vindicate the goons and fill missartaq's heart with remorse for ever thinking otherwise.

(don't you get it?)

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Missartaq posted:

I would, why don't you?


Try and read back more than one page.

(Hint, when finding something that ticks people of, use it, and watch the fun unfold).


My pleasure Otacon.....


I know not all of you (especially deadtear) can manage more than one answer at the time, and I wouldn't want to loose some of you (especially deadtear), and last, and not least, it seems to tick some of you (especially deadtear) of fiercely.

(Again, when you find something that ticks people (especially deadtear) of, use it against them (especially deadtear), and watch them go mental (especially deadtear)).


Looks like Goons can party outside of EVE, and even put out the video, and nice to have some faces to put on you people (especially deadtear).

(And a special thank goes out to you people, especially deadtear).

HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND JESUS

even for these forums you're like, super autistic or something :doh:

Thunderbro
Sep 1, 2008

Fathis Munk posted:

HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND JESUS

even for these forums you're like, super autistic or something :doh:

He does work in IT as a systems administrator :spergin:

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Thunderbro posted:

He does work in IT as a systems administrator :spergin:

Hey bro I resent that :smith:

Although you do have to be in the autism spectrum to be effective in any IT job. But Mistakes here is on the far end probably, given that he loving loves to do EVE PVE missions and mining. I mean seriously its a boring game and you are doing the worst parts of it how to you justify giving CCP money every month to do it. loving buy something more fun to waste your time on.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

What's going on in here fellas

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


eve player gets scammed out of the game and comes here to beg for his poo poo back/try to join goons.

we're way into the puppetmaster phase at this point

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Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
Also we're all really, really mad. I'm not sure why exactly but apparently posting in here means we're super mad.

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