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sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Hoodrich posted:

i dont have arcxhives

i am only linking the op, it's all poo poo like this and stealing jokes from the goddamn front page of all loving things

quote:

Hello there! Me name am Snarbu Woodlug, but usually Snarb am called just Snarb. Snarb not care much because if someone say Snarb name then Snarb am happy because Snarb am noticed!


Snarb draw picture of Snarbu! When Snarb not work-working or finding something that need doing, Snarb like to eat and sleep and DRAW! Overseer no like when Snarb draw but if you don't tell Snarb won't! It Snarb big secret. Shh!

Snarb have other secret too--but you have to promise Snarb that you won't tell overseer!

You promise? Make big-strong oath? Pinkie swear?

Okay! Snarb tell you! Snarb want to be a hero! Snarb want to help Horde! Snarb want to make mean scary Alliance go away so other peons won't be scared no more! Snarb may just be weak stupid peon, but Snarb gonna get stronger, you'll see!

But first, Snarb need to know what Snarb be good at. What should Snarb do to get strong?

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Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene

sword_man.gif posted:

i am only linking the op, it's all poo poo like this and stealing jokes from the goddamn front page of all loving things

lol

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Blackheart posted:

Still better than wojtek i guess

it's different kinds of annoying, wojtek was a pompous oval office, screaming idiot is an incredibly appropriate username

oh yeah and that thing was loving loved by the wowgoons

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

E: if they posted it here it's not "helldumping" it's just laughing at people's bad posts

yeah the dad story happened here but i really don't want to dig through old gold knuckles threads to find it again because honestly re-reading the dumbass snarb op was enough

also i'm not really intending on hding anyways i just know that some mods really don't like it and wasn't sure

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

I don't have archives either but based on the quote it was a dedicated roleplaying thread?

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
rp lp basically

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Blackheart posted:

I don't have archives either but based on the quote it was a dedicated roleplaying thread?

imagine a gbs adventure game where instead of having a minimal experience with mspaint the "artist" just uses a wow model viewer and takes printscreens of it

and also it's written like that

and i mean not even effort model viewer, just slap some clothes on a model and leave the default dark blue background

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

god drat

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
oh I guess video games are art afterall

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
so when i say he stole jokes from the front page

2007 posted:


PROBLEM? WELCOME TO THE NEW DEATH.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

*reading this page* what the hell

Super Space Jam 64
Jan 6, 2010

Yet another violation of regulation 1910 subpart D.
such an ugly game

in an ugly genre

played by ugly people

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

how long can people talk about City of Heroes

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

there have been over 8,000 replies to the latest City of Heroes thread since the game shut down, on November 31st 2012

Dexters Secret fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Sep 27, 2014

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Super Space Jam 64 posted:

such an ugly game

in an ugly genre

played by ugly people

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Ban me for posting libel.

puberty worked me over fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Sep 27, 2014

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Dexters Secret posted:

there have been over 8,000 replies to the latest City of Heroes thread since the game shut down, on November 31st 2012

They're crazy and they want it back

Soral
May 30, 2009

Extra posted:

Literally none of this post is true especially the apology. You were an alpha player, you and SCT both knew. You care more about saving face so you can continue to lead a bunch of nerds in a video game than absolutely anything else. The levels of pathetic displayed by the leadership of a dumb video game organization are some of the most depressing sort I have ever seen. You guys will literally lie to any length to continue to maintain power in an online video game because you literally care about it more than people who are sexually abused.

God knows what the gently caress you would do if you couldn't spend your time screaming your face off at goons instead of actually dealing with the bigoted shitstains that populate mumble because said shitstains might get mad about it.

I would like to personally thank you for enlightening me on what kind of horrible creatures human beings can be and why MMO and gaming communities are cesspits for toxic people otherwise rejected by society.

holy poo poo

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


qnqnx posted:

They're crazy and they want it back


City of Heroes had amazingly open character generation and I give it some credit for being a casual-aimed MMO that came out before WoW did, but holy crap it was such a horrible game with hideous character models, crappy animation, incoherent writing that doesn't even manage to get up to the level of comic books which are literally the stupidest print media, and mechanics that were poorly designed on every possible level

was hilarious soloing entire maps of enemies as an invincible scrapper during the first year or so because the game was so poorly designed that you could literally be immortal lol

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Ban me for posting libel.

puberty worked me over fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Sep 27, 2014

Soral
May 30, 2009

agreed, and also i hope for a red text

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Extra posted:

Literally none of this post is true especially the apology. You were an alpha player, you and SCT both knew. You care more about saving face so you can continue to lead a bunch of nerds in a video game than absolutely anything else. The levels of pathetic displayed by the leadership of a dumb video game organization are some of the most depressing sort I have ever seen. You guys will literally lie to any length to continue to maintain power in an online video game because you literally care about it more than people who are sexually abused.

God knows what the gently caress you would do if you couldn't spend your time screaming your face off at goons instead of actually dealing with the bigoted shitstains that populate mumble because said shitstains might get mad about it.

I would like to personally thank you for enlightening me on what kind of horrible creatures human beings can be and why MMO and other gaming communities are cesspits for toxic people otherwise rejected by society.

Taint Reaper's suggestion was actually really good in hindsight

The Taint Reaper posted:

Delete your AA account and destroy all your items and gold and then we'll forgive you.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Extra posted:

Literally none of this post is true especially the apology. You were an alpha player, you and SCT both knew. You care more about saving face so you can continue to lead a bunch of nerds in a video game than absolutely anything else. The levels of pathetic displayed by the leadership of a dumb video game organization are some of the most depressing sort I have ever seen. You guys will literally lie to any length to continue to maintain power in an online video game because you literally care about it more than people who are sexually abused.

God knows what the gently caress you would do if you couldn't spend your time screaming your face off at goons instead of actually dealing with the bigoted shitstains that populate mumble because said shitstains might get mad about it.

I would like to personally thank you for enlightening me on what kind of horrible creatures human beings can be and why MMO and other gaming communities are cesspits for toxic people otherwise rejected by society.

Please enlighten me as to how much I played in Alpha. I joined More Money Than Sense and played until level 4. I then never logged in again and didn't join mumble until Headstart. The guild, at least as I saw it, was completely dead, I thought taters was the GM (He was the one answering all the questions on the offsite). I didn't even know SCT ran the website until I had to get authed at launch. I still have saved PM's on SA forums asking Stormgale right before release how to even get in contact with goons and what class to play. The first time I ever even met SCT was when we formed the guild during headstart. No one knew me from a hole in the wall until I just began leading PVP content. I certainly wasn't in charge of anything up until, I don't know, 4 days ago?

I just listened to half a dozen people bitch this evening because I kicked a goon for using racial slurs, so please, tell me more how I'm being the bad guy. DaBigRedBoat even got annoyed because I was "sperging" so hard in guild chat about people using based sexual and racial slurs for five minutes. This is the same DaBigRedBoat who told Stormgale and I what BFM had done and lead to his kick/ban, so my tolerance for bigoted/hosed up behavior is even lower than his. So I really don't know what you're driving at, because your claims about me are utterly baseless.

quote:

This scenario you invented never happened he's literally still leading everything and running the offsite. You don't have to think about what SCT is going to / has done much because you and him are in direct communication constantly via VOIP.

He hasn't logged in for 24 hours, no one has seen him, I haven't seem him on mumble, and today I lead all of the content he used to lead. As far as I know, he expressed the desire to step down, the members shouted him down and asked him to retain GM roles, but as I understand it, the guild is basically being run by a group of us whom had no knowledge of BFM until people from this subforum and boat told us about him.

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Sep 27, 2014

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Ban me for posting libel.

puberty worked me over fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Sep 27, 2014

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Perhaps the truth is somewhere in the middle.......

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

Extra posted:

I have no proof so my only choice is to apologize. Thank you for teaching the important lesson that people need to document everything in the case of making accusations because otherwise it's just libel.

Look bottom line is up until you posted this and 20 minutes ago in game, I thought we were cool and you offered to let us use your cutter and everything last night (So you couldn't have been that mad). If you decide to come back to the guild, or change your mind, let me know. But please don't throw accusations out that aren't true.

Kimsemus fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Sep 27, 2014

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Man, I'm definitely sad. Not really bitter though. Never played this game y'all are talking about, lol.:ranbowdash:


Glad poo poo is getting sorted out, though. Sexual predators of any type should be hosed up, man.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Extra posted:

I have no proof so my only choice is to apologize. Thank you for teaching the important lesson that people need to document everything in the case of making accusations because otherwise it's just libel.

Ban me for starting drama.

If people did that they would be saving child porn on their computers and showing it to other people saying, hey, this is the girl bob posted nudes of.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Dexters Secret posted:

Taint Reaper's suggestion was actually really good in hindsight
When have I ever been wrong before?

Soral
May 30, 2009

ban me please, zdr. thanks in advance

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Kimsemus posted:

I just listened to half a dozen people bitch this evening because I kicked a goon for using racial slurs, so please, tell me more how I'm being the bad guy. DaBigRedBoat even got annoyed because I was "sperging" so hard in guild chat about people using based sexual and racial slurs for five minutes. This is the same DaBigRedBoat who told Stormgale and I what BFM had done and lead to his kick/ban, so my tolerance for bigoted/hosed up behavior is even lower than his. So I really don't know what you're driving at, because your claims about me are utterly baseless.

Boat is a really obnoxious person and was an eve (penny arcade corporation) join for guild that slipped through the cracks and is infamous for leading fleets shouting "WARPWARPWARP WARP IF YOU WARPED YOU'RE DEAD" and being a pretty generically awful guy. He goes through phases where he picks up what other people use as insults but doesn't get the context they get used in, currently using :spergin: as you seem to have noticed. He also thinks everyone that shits on him is just hazing him and that everyone is his friend. Him talking to you and stormgale when bfm got permaed? He was posting and making really unfunny attempts at jokes in the goonfleet thread when it happened 3 years ago, and is now basically just dickriding trying to get attention and some cred.

FruitNYogurtParfait fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Sep 27, 2014

Soral
May 30, 2009

zen death robot posted:

You realize just because I wont doesn't mean another mod/admin might do it instead

chaos reigns

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
This thread sucks

Let's talk about Smash Bros more

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


no

talk about dota instead

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Let's talk about vietnamese sandwiches.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


they're loving delicious

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Mach2 posted:

This thread sucks

Let's talk about Smash Bros more

Actually it's getting better lately especially with the dude editing out his posts for some bizarre reason

Soral
May 30, 2009

also i quoted him so :shrug: not sure what his plan was

also like three other people did too lol

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
this is p much my favorite games forum

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



so wait was pedopolagist guy's contrition sincere or not, this is important.

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