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echinopsis posted:iPhone 6 gate Pissflaps posted:are hosed echinopsis posted:I mean like, I hosed an apple. that apple is now hosed Pissflaps posted:idk what rudimentary patois issues forth from your face on a day to day basis but here, in civilisation, the home of the language you attempt to speak? Pissflaps posted:that apple is a fruit big scary monsters posted:are a multinational tech company Pissflaps posted:gently caress!!! Pissflaps posted:~~~ i will return ~~~
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 01:06 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:TOKAII: When I was born-
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:22 |
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Rusty Staub posted:
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 04:16 |
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This is a real thing btw: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 09:55 |
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EXAKT Science posted:This is a real thing btw: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt Was this actually so long ago now that people don't know this?
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 15:58 |
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Dross posted:Was this actually so long ago now that people don't know this? The story is old enough to legally drink. How's it feel to become OLD?
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 16:01 |
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Dross posted:Was this actually so long ago now that people don't know this? It was 21 years ago, and some people on SA are teenagers.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 16:03 |
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theflyingorc posted:It was 21 years ago, and some people on SA are teenagers. Neither of those things is okay with me.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 16:22 |
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theflyingorc posted:It was 21 years ago, and some people on SA are teenagers. im 18
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 16:30 |
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Dross posted:Was this actually so long ago now that people don't know this? I knew about it, but I was not aware of a lot of the things that apparently happened afterwards, including the unsuccessful dickless gimmick band and adult film.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 16:30 |
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WindmillSlayer posted:im 18 18/10 is what i give your av
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 18:04 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:18/10 is what i give your av Good.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 18:05 |
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SplitSoul posted:I knew about it, but I was not aware of a lot of the things that apparently happened afterwards, including the unsuccessful dickless gimmick band and adult film. For a little while it was THE TOP STORY in the USA, any American who who was a teenager in the 90s remembers Lorena and John Wayne Bobbit even if they don't think they do. Just start explaining it and they'll be like "Oh god I remember that", for a few months they were white trash royalty and milked it for publicity and were impossible to avoid hearing about.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:15 |
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RevSyd posted:For a little while it was THE TOP STORY in the USA, any American who who was a teenager in the 90s remembers Lorena and John Wayne Bobbit even if they don't think they do. Just start explaining it and they'll be like "Oh god I remember that", for a few months they were white trash royalty and milked it for publicity and were impossible to avoid hearing about. She threw her marine rapist hubby's dick into an empty lot. Policemen went looking for it with flashlights. When he got the little thing sewn back on somebody paid him to be in a porno. Classic 90s.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:18 |
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Teddybear posted:You're, like, rocketing through the levels of gay really fast. Extra posted:Gaystronaut SubponticatePoster posted:Really? Not asstronaut? FewtureMD posted:Yuri Gaygarin Freudian posted:Putting the Cosmo in Cosmonaut.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:42 |
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Wadjamaloo posted:Cuddling with a tiger is also on my bucket list, its probably going to be the last thing I do before I die. max4me posted:eh I got to do that in thailand, I was told this was a teenager and when tigers hit sexual maturity they become anti social. wilfredmerriweathr posted:pretty sure they just gave that fucker a bigass dose of tranquilizers Gromit posted:You sure? I mean, he'd still have to get back to his hotel room later that day.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 20:49 |
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Chris de Sperg posted:My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because that Raiders game gave me cancer anyway.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 21:22 |
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The Glumslinger posted:cancer story
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 22:43 |
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:ive had it! i never hated a mod on 13 years on sa, not the guy who smelled girls on the train and wanked to the witch duck from duck tales and probably to the rescue riders and probably cummed while j/o to other disnay cartoons, not the one who gave terrible advice on drugs and to take krokodil right in the vein so it melts your skin and turns you into a skeleton from dark souls 2 the ones who really loving sucked and were a loving annoyence, not the one who creeped on girls on awful yearbook and fapped on their pics and cummed on the goon girls faces while telling how much he wanted to rape their asses, not the one who raped an 8 year old child while dressed like a klingon with blackface and a plastic forehead, not all the other circus freaks, carnival workers, genetic defects and psychopaths who enforce their power like mad gawds with tiny flaccid dicks but this motha fucka kewpah... he grinds me gears!
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 01:38 |
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The Hissing Butt posted:I don't know if it's what you're looking for, but you should definitely check out A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin. Professor Shark posted:YOu may as well just skip Martin and go stragiht to the source, Tolstoy's War and Peace, instead. Martin's literal inclusion of dragons comes across as very lacking in subtlety compared to Tolstoy's French army.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 02:27 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:I want at least one dad, ever, to be honest and tell his kids "Yeah, son, mommy and I are getting divorced and it's all your fault." Citizen Tayne posted:I'm tired of your mother's bulging panniculus, son. It's time for greener pastures and younger pussy.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 00:54 |
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Vargo posted:I guest-starred on the Secret of the Sailor Madness this week, talking about A Goofy Movie. Here's a link to me and two Irish guys explaining why A Goofy Movie is great for over an hour. Listen to it, fools: http://secretofthesailormadness.blogspot.ie/2014/09/show-80-mahwty-mahwty-wake-up.html Triticum Guzzler posted:I'm glad you don't get paid TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Getting called slurs for homosexual people is all the payment I need! my bitter bi rival posted:-has the word homo for a paycheck
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:51 |
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can someone link the FYAD post that's a copy of a sex chatroom where the person kept saying that they were pumpy? thank you
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:13 |
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I never understood movie reviews that were longer than the actual movie.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:16 |
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Has anyone got that Duncan post that was a Koos/SuperMechaGodzilla screenplay about the Goofy Movie?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:31 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:rename current releases The Importance of Seeing Ernest
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:39 |
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fool_of_sound posted:Has anyone got that Duncan post that was a Koos/SuperMechaGodzilla screenplay about the Goofy Movie? http://www.tehposts.com/fiction/int-dank-torture-basement-night.html
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 01:24 |
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Volume posted:I never understood movie reviews that were longer than the actual movie. Watch the Star Wars prequel reviews on Red Letter Media.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 01:32 |
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Drunk & Ugly posted:if ebola is spread by having a pig toss your dirty poo poo salad then just call me drop dead drunk ... euphronius posted:Why would a man who needed advanced health care leave Western Africa for the US.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 06:54 |
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contrapants posted:Watch the Star Wars prequel reviews on Red Letter Media. I did. It sucked.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 07:36 |
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That DICK! posted:German Chancellor, circa 1955: Oh what, I can't make a killing all the jews joke? A guy can't make a killing all the jews joke? I didn't even write that thing. So yeah, ok, LOL, ALL German Chancellors want to REALLY kill jews, of course, yup. Mm-hmm.
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# ? Oct 3, 2014 13:13 |
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LaughMyselfTo posted:The least racist Lovecraft story is about a color that isn't supposed to be there.
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 20:41 |
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Does anyone have the quote by a goon who worked on a submarine and piloted a course in the shape of an eight mile long dick?
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 20:52 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Since one of my headmates is actually a purely sound based entitiy the proper way to refer to us is
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QueenOfMistakes posted:Does anyone have the quote by a goon who worked on a submarine and piloted a course in the shape of an eight mile long dick? quote:I was on a boomer, and what you're referring to is when the sub goes 'on alert'. And although I can't tell you where we went, because I was in engineering and never knew where we were or cared, I'll give you a hint: Someplace boring. Seriously when we went silent and slow and waited for nuclear war was the most boring crap ever. We never did anything. Eat and sleep and stand watch. One time the Officer of the Deck got really bored on the midwatch and drove the sub in a very peculiar pattern. I looked at the 'plot' thing up on the bridge and he had drawn a dick in the water over the past 6 hours. That's the big secret. When you don't know where a Trident is, it's somewhere in the middle of nowhere drawing a huge 8 mile long dick.
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 01:43 |
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ArfJason posted:I was at Macy's thanksgiving parade and it was time for the balloons to pass by my street. I looked out my window and saw all those classic icons of cartoons, like spongebob, mickey mouse and he-man. Then came movie characters, and there was this loving massive balloon of the dragon from the neverending story (falcor?), and those creatures from Gremlins, among other things. After that came corporate mascots, you know stuff like Coca Cola's Santa Claus, Chester Cheetah and Tony Tiger.
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# ? Oct 6, 2014 02:38 |
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He's not still banned is he? Also, un probate daikatana ritsu and inri, tia
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# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:34 |
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Accretionist posted:
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# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:52 |
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Koos Goop posted:I forgot to mention that there are many worse things you can say than ladyfriend, such as friend of the family.
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gnarlyhotep posted:you brown and drain the meat first, then add the water, milk and powder mix stuff Ulillillia posted:1.1.2.5 Hamburger Helper - no meat allowed gnarlyhotep posted:ok maybe it is rocket science
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