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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

My Imaginary GF posted:

Freemasons rock. $1 beers all night? Don't mind if I do

The one thing all posters in DnD can agree on: Cheap booze rocks.

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

DemeaninDemon posted:

The one thing all posters in DnD can agree on: Cheap booze rocks.

explains why everyone's in grad school

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Hey now I'm no longer in grad school. :colbert:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm really glad I decided not to go to grad school.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Would have been nice to actually make money in my 20s, yes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Even leaving the money aside (and I'd have been another $150k in debt had I actually attended the grad program I applied and was accepted into) I don't have any intellectual curiosity about the field I got my undergrad degree in (CS) and wouldn't have gained much from enrolling in the program.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

DemeaninDemon posted:

The one thing all posters in DnD can agree on: Cheap booze rocks.

I don't drink. :colbert:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
I hate academia with a burning passion and yet I'm starting a Master in October because I hate myself and it sounded like a good idea at the time. :smith:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
A lot of people have these crazy ideas about Freemasons, my experience is that it's a philanthropy club. It's the most Christian and Socialist organization I know of.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't drink. :colbert:

You know who else doesn't drink? Terrorists and mormons. You're neither a terrorist nor mormon, correct? Therefore, you should join your cultural heritage and drink.

Its what the cool kids do.

E

MariusLecter posted:

A lot of people have these crazy ideas about Freemasons, my experience is that it's a philanthropy club. It's the most Christian and Socialist organization I know of.

Freemasons are like elks with silly hats

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
It's a philanthropy club, so like the elks and the Rotary, it also serves as a networking and nepotism base. Freemasons don't secretly run the world, but they can be a vector for municipal-level corruption.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Joseph Campbell is really fun to read but any more than fifty pages at a time and I feel like I'm reading Timecube

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't drink. :colbert:

In retrospect this isn't surprising.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

mooyashi posted:

Joseph Campbell is really fun to read but any more than fifty pages at a time and I feel like I'm reading Timecube

I first read Joseph Conrad and completely agreed.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't drink. :colbert:

lol.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Also just dropping this in here.

Who would have thought that you had to do more word mincing and consent begging as a regulatory agent than in a corporate environment? :allears:

(It offers an insight into why the Fed is not all that good at what it's supposed to be doing.)

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Randler posted:

Also just dropping this in here.

Who would have thought that you had to do more word mincing and consent begging as a regulatory agent than in a corporate environment? :allears:

(It offers an insight into why the Fed is not all that good at what it's supposed to be doing.)

I heard a This American Life promo for this. I'm wondering if the episode already aired.

E:

http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/536/the-secret-recordings-of-carmen-segarra

Its up, giving a listen now. This is sure to be :allears:

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

MariusLecter posted:

A lot of people have these crazy ideas about Freemasons, my experience is that it's a philanthropy club. It's the most Christian and Socialist organization I know of.

I've looked into joining just because the conspiracy theories make it sound cool and I wanted to see what all the fuss is about, but having to affirm belief in a deity is a dealbreaker =(

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I've looked into joining just because the conspiracy theories make it sound cool and I wanted to see what all the fuss is about, but having to affirm belief in a deity is a dealbreaker =(

My understanding is affirmation of belief in a diety is required, without which diety made explicit. Am I off in this?

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I've looked into joining just because the conspiracy theories make it sound cool and I wanted to see what all the fuss is about, but having to affirm belief in a deity is a dealbreaker =(

On the other hand, lying is easy.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SedanChair posted:

I demand Bubba grandpa pics. The system owes me this, understand?

Well, that took longer than I expected. By which I mean it was a couple hours.


Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

My Imaginary GF posted:

My understanding is affirmation of belief in a diety is required, without which diety made explicit. Am I off in this?


That's correct. Agnosticism and Atheism are a no-go. As with any chaptered organization, the degree to which this is followed varies, although it's more consistent than, say, the Boy Scouts. You'll get lodges who don't care, and lodges that won't admit non-Christian members.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

On the other hand, lying is easy.

My suspicion is that its about the process. Its best-practices when individuals accept that an institution outside their control has some involvement in the outcome of their life. Individuals who reject this, are rejecting the best-practices to ensure accountability with members.

If you're not willing to admit you will be judged in a manner outside your control, you aren't an individual who has demonstrated an understanding of the uncodified rules of social conduct.

E:

Discendo Vox posted:

That's correct. Agnosticism and Atheism are a no-go. As with any chaptered organization, the degree to which this is followed varies, although it's more consistent than, say, the Boy Scouts. You'll get lodges who don't care, and lodges that won't admit non-Christian members.

That was my understanding, as a Jew with a catholic father who'd been invited to join a lodge and other, extended family involved at various levels in a regional outfit. Its not about jesus, its about accepting systemic, structural hierarchy.

My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Sep 27, 2014

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Berke Negri posted:

Would have been nice to actually make money in my 20s, yes.

You poor americans with no tuition subsidization and no national grant system.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Dreylad posted:

You poor americans with no tuition subsidization and no national grant system.

We have those, they're just massively underfunded for the size of our population. Remember that the US has to implement these kinds of things on a much larger scale- and that's before we factor in our bizarre federalist system.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


My Imaginary GF posted:

My suspicion is that its about the process. Its best-practices when individuals accept that an institution outside their control has some involvement in the outcome of their life. Individuals who reject this, are rejecting the best-practices to ensure accountability with members.

If you're not willing to admit you will be judged in a manner outside your control, you aren't an individual who has demonstrated an understanding of the uncodified rules of social conduct.

Yes, that is the traditional argument against atheism back to the Romans. As for whether that is a legitimate world view like I said, lying is easy.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
There was an A/T thread about Freemasons and the masons that started it got incredibly defensive when people said that they were basically calling atheists incapable of being moral people.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Randler posted:

There was an A/T thread about Freemasons and the masons that started it got incredibly defensive when people said that they were basically calling atheists incapable of being moral people.

To be fair that was the standard viewpoint 200 years ago.

I could be wrong but I always thought that the various higher-order Masonic "levels" involved a fair bit of religious ceremony and practice -- that, in effect, joining the Masons was joining the Masonic religion, they just kept it under wraps as it were until you got past the outer doors.

If so that would explain the religious requirement from a simple practical standpoint.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

To be fair that was the standard viewpoint 200 years ago.

I could be wrong but I always thought that the various higher-order Masonic "levels" involved a fair bit of religious ceremony and practice -- that, in effect, joining the Masons was joining the Masonic religion, they just kept it under wraps as it were until you got past the outer doors.

If so that would explain the religious requirement from a simple practical standpoint.

Eh, the religious aspect is overplayed. Its ritualized institutional culture developed by a bunch of drunken men: of course it resembles religious ritual.

Its more that an athiest identifies themselves as accountable only to themselves. Its not that athiests are amoral, it is that athiests are moral to their personal standards of morality, which cannot be discerned nor held accountable as easily as a standard developed by and accountable to the identified community's input.

For example: If you tell me you're athiest, who can I go to ask on the side that you're not beating your wife if she ever turns up with bruises? I can trust you and your wife's word that she fell down the stairs; who do I know to go to in an instant to verify this, without expending the energy to build rapport with your extended social network?

It goes back to Rambam's identification of the duality of existance, that is, the existance of an imperceptible divine realm and the existance of the human realm. One who does not acknowledge the existance of the divine realm, does not acknowledge the existance of rules by which they are governed outside any potential for human comprehension. In practical use, its a convenient test for verification and vetting an individual whom one will never interact with directly, nor could hope to vet otherwise.

Yes, it is a shortcut in life. If our lives had unlimited time, it would be unnecessary. As they do not, it saves time and effort that could be better spent improving the lives of others.

My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Sep 27, 2014

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
I do not have a guarantee that people who do not believe in my god are acting moral, because they obviously don't have a fear of proper judgement as they are believing in some made up moon god. :colbert:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Randler posted:

I do not have a guarantee that people who do not believe in my god are acting moral, because they obviously don't have a fear of proper judgement as they are believing in some made up moon god. :colbert:

So you're a publicly-avowed Athiest as your primary religious identity. Who do I turn to in your religious community for verification of you, and who can I turn to for verification of the verification?

We have a system in place for athiests who want to enter public service. We call it 'Secular Humanism'

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Randler posted:

I do not have a guarantee that people who do not believe in my god are acting moral, because they obviously don't have a fear of proper judgement as they are believing in some made up moon god. :colbert:

When did you stop beating your wife?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Berke Negri posted:

When did you stop beating your wife?

It's cool. I got a Letter of Spouse Beating privilege after only going church shopping at three different American Protestant churches. :v:

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
When I think of a group likely to respect women and physical boundaries, christians are the first that come to mind, yeah.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Randler posted:

It's cool. I got a Letter of Spouse Beating privilege after only going church shopping at three different American Protestant churches. :v:

Oh, as long as you pay all the appropriate costs for spouse-beating approval forms, then we're good. As long as you've left a paper trail which can be used to verify that you are, in fact, a wifebeater, we're good.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
Can I believe in and worship an anthropomorphic sleeveless t-shirt and still get in?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Ah I see you're Catholic, let me interview your priest about what you say during confession!

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Discendo Vox posted:

Can I believe in and worship an anthropomorphic sleeveless t-shirt and still get in?

As long as you answer "yes" when asked whether you believe in a higher power. Most don't make you specify the higher power. Just make the admission and show you're willing to follow the process, even if you don't believe in it in private. Just show you're making an effort in public.

Yes, it is a very Roman concept. I was going to detail in clancychat how America is the true inheritor of the legacy of Rome, with institutional development tracable directly back to Rome's people's assemblies, while Russia has no legacy, only loving a desperate Greek refuge who'd do anything for food.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Joementum posted:

Even leaving the money aside (and I'd have been another $150k in debt had I actually attended the grad program I applied and was accepted into) I don't have any intellectual curiosity about the field I got my undergrad degree in (CS) and wouldn't have gained much from enrolling in the program.
You, sir/ma'am, would make a lousy Asian.

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The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

My Imaginary GF posted:

As long as you answer "yes" when asked whether you believe in a higher power. Most don't make you specify the higher power. Just make the admission and show you're willing to follow the process, even if you don't believe in it in private. Just show you're making an effort in public.

Yes, it is a very Roman concept. I was going to detail in clancychat how America is the true inheritor of the legacy of Rome, with institutional development tracable directly back to Rome's people's assemblies, while Russia has no legacy, only loving a desperate Greek refuge who'd do anything for food.

Which is funny, considering how the Catholic Church feels about the Masons and (probably regionally) vice versa.

Badger of Basra, I think you'll appreciate that my phone autocorrects versa to você.

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