The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

Drink-Mix Man, stop gnawing on the drywall!

How 'bout some turpentine? Or some caulk, delicious caulk?

# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:14

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# ? May 11, 2024 23:50

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Writer Cath posted:

Drink-Mix Man, stop gnawing on the drywall!

I thought there was chocolate inside! :colbert:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:18

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

How 'bout some turpentine? Or some caulk, delicious caulk?

I made enough gaspacho for everyone!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:19

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

These aren't waffles, they're just square pancakes.

The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age, out-of-this-world moon waffles! Let�s see here, caramels� waffle batter� liquid smoke.

Oooh, waffle runoff.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:20

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

Drink-Mix Man, stop gnawing on the drywall!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:45

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

I made enough gaspacho for everyone!

Go back to Russia! :911:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:00

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

Go back to Russia!

I am here legally as an exchange student.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:09

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

I am here legally as an exchange student.

Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you is our national dignity. :colbert:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:20

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Do over Ham posted:

Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you is our national dignity.

Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:39

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish.

Now that's danish!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:48

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

Now that's danish!

Now THAT'S sarcasm!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:51

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Now THAT'S sarcasm!

Now THAT'S psychiatry!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:53

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

_{Waffle iron's been in the shop forever...}

I'm off to Emmett's Fix-it Shop... to fix Emmett. :clint:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:54

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

mrfart posted:

Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish.

Wait a minute [takes out card reading: "Always do opposite of what mrfart says."]

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:00

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Everything Counts posted:

Now THAT'S psychiatry!

That's petty theft! :v:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:27

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Do over Ham posted:

Wait a minute [takes out card reading: "Always do opposite of what mrfart says."]

Ooh! He card reads good!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:00

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

That's petty theft!

Oh sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But some day he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums and.... quarries.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:01

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

That's petty theft!

Don't go there! :gay:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

After The War posted:

Oh sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But some day he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums and.... quarries.

Hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:02

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave.

My killing teacher says I'm a natural. :smuggo:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:42

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave.

My cousin Frank did it. He became Francine back in �76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabooboo now.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:01

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Don't go there!

♬ ..the face isn't listening... ♬

# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:35

Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

mrfart posted:

Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish.

By your logic this rock keeps tigers away...

# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:43

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

♬ ..the face isn't listening... ♬

I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident happened in 1956 when...

# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:49

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

My cousin Frank did it. He became Francine back in �76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabooboo now.

Well, Do over Ham, your Uncle Jerusalem used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of this again.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:51