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Writer Cath posted:Drink-Mix Man, stop gnawing on the drywall! How 'bout some turpentine? Or some caulk, delicious caulk?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:14 |
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Writer Cath posted:Drink-Mix Man, stop gnawing on the drywall! I thought there was chocolate inside!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:18 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:How 'bout some turpentine? Or some caulk, delicious caulk? I made enough gaspacho for everyone!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:19 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:These aren't waffles, they're just square pancakes. The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age, out-of-this-world moon waffles! Let’s see here, caramels… waffle batter… liquid smoke. Oooh, waffle runoff.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:20 |
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Writer Cath posted:Drink-Mix Man, stop gnawing on the drywall!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:45 |
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Writer Cath posted:I made enough gaspacho for everyone! Go back to Russia!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:00 |
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Do over Ham posted:Go back to Russia! I am here legally as an exchange student.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:09 |
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Writer Cath posted:I am here legally as an exchange student. Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you is our national dignity.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:20 |
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Do over Ham posted:Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you is our national dignity. Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:39 |
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mrfart posted:Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish. Now that's danish!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:48 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Now that's danish! Now THAT'S sarcasm!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:51 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Now THAT'S sarcasm! Now THAT'S psychiatry!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:53 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Waffle iron's been in the shop forever... I'm off to Emmett's Fix-it Shop... to fix Emmett.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:54 |
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mrfart posted:Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish. Wait a minute [takes out card reading: "Always do opposite of what mrfart says."]
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:00 |
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Everything Counts posted:Now THAT'S psychiatry! That's petty theft!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:27 |
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Do over Ham posted:Wait a minute [takes out card reading: "Always do opposite of what mrfart says."] Ooh! He card reads good!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:00 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:That's petty theft! Oh sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But some day he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums and.... quarries.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:01 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:That's petty theft! Don't go there!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:36 |
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After The War posted:Oh sure, now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But some day he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums and.... quarries. Hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:02 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave. My killing teacher says I'm a natural.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:42 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey, what about military school? It set my brother straight. Now he owns and operates a famous cave. My cousin Frank did it. He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabooboo now.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:01 |
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Do over Ham posted:Don't go there! ♬ ..the face isn't listening... ♬
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:35 |
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mrfart posted:Do over Ham, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old Danish. By your logic this rock keeps tigers away...
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:43 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident happened in 1956 when...
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:49 |
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Do over Ham posted:My cousin Frank did it. He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabooboo now. Well, Do over Ham, your Uncle Jerusalem used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of this again.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:51 |
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Do over Ham posted:Wait a minute [takes out card reading: "Always do opposite of what mrfart says."] Blast that infernal card! ... DON'T give me that card!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 08:57 |
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Everything Counts posted:It took 75 Federal Marshals to bring him down.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 09:38 |
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Facepalm Ranger posted:By your logic this rock keeps tigers away... Wait a second, there's a lemon behind that rock!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:14 |
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Root Bear posted:Wait a second, there's a lemon behind that rock! All this talk about lemons has made me hungry...
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:17 |
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TMMadman posted:
Oh, no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert! Muh... Murphy, use...you are a elf...uncontrollably... I think ...a we nom yo ho renge kyo.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:46 |
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Everything Counts posted:Now THAT'S psychiatry! Take THAT Dr. Sally Waxler!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:49 |
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Martytoof posted:Take THAT Dr. Sally Waxler! In your FACE, Space Martytoof!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:56 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:In your FACE, Space Martytoof! Shutuppa you face!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:29 |
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Deviant posted:Shutuppa you face! Your moderator says for you to shut up!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:35 |
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TMMadman posted:Your moderator says for you to shut up! We’ve met you so many times, Mr. Aatrek. Why do you keep changing jobs?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:37 |
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Martytoof posted:We’ve met you so many times, Mr. Aatrek. Why do you keep changing jobs? Do you even have a job anymore?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 18:40 |
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TMMadman posted:Your moderator says for you to shut up! Vera said that?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 18:44 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Vera said that? So I says to Mabel, I says.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 18:49 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:So I says to Mabel, I says. May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your Great-Aunt Hortense.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 19:07 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your Great-Aunt Hortense. Yeah.... legend of the dog-faced woman!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 19:19 |