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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DOn't have a pig man
:regd13:

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Heh, a dickpig

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

He'd pork it

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006

would it surprise you to know Yass is a shithole?

sarcastx
Feb 26, 2005



Mephiston posted:

would it surprise you to know Yass is a shithole?

better than DUBBO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDaDqx_ZYaY

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Mephiston posted:

would it surprise you to know Yass is a shithole?

The same can be said for any Australian town that isn't on or near the coastline.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Your Children won't get Ds at this school.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

Anora posted:

Your Children won't get Ds at this school.

:vince:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't want my children to get the D.

Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The same can be said for any Australian town that isn't on or near the coastline.

Yeah, but doubly so for its proximity to Canberra.


It does, however, get points for confusing the voice on my dad's satnav to the point where it pronounces the town name as "why rear end".

e: come to think of it, it also pronounces "Barton Hwy" as "barton whee".

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Anora posted:

Your Children won't get Ds at this school.
:golfclap:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
Wardega takes his Spider Dog prank to the next level.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Ronin!

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007


One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Goddamnit, the stupid awful app is automatically putting url codes around images. Glad you guys got entertainment out of it.

Kilo147 has a new favorite as of 22:55 on Sep 29, 2014

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

lol

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

7thBatallion posted:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/NIaQnso.jpg/img]

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


e:tables

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Achewood fans will appreciate the horrifying implications of the above photo:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11122004

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Snowglobe of Doom posted:


Lay egg is true!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Mephiston posted:

Yeah, but doubly so for its proximity to Canberra.


It does, however, get points for confusing the voice on my dad's satnav to the point where it pronounces the town name as "why rear end".

e: come to think of it, it also pronounces "Barton Hwy" as "barton whee".

My GPS always says 'Koo Wee Are You Pee' instead of Koo Wee Rup :downs:

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

cyberia posted:

My GPS always says 'Koo Wee Are You Pee' instead of Koo Wee Rup :downs:

That's nothing. Google Maps pronounces "Gd [Grand] Rapids" as "G.D. Rape-ids". :wtf:, "rapids" is not an unusual word, Google!

This might only be funny to military folks:

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

hooah posted:

That's nothing. Google Maps pronounces "Gd [Grand] Rapids" as "G.D. Rape-ids". :wtf:, "rapids" is not an unusual word, Google!

This might only be funny to military folks:


Am I right to assume this is between deployments? Or is it a shirt from when he was in boot camp back in the day?

Or is it just a fat man in a little coatshirt?

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Stringbean posted:

Am I right to assume this is between deployments? Or is it a shirt from when he was in boot camp back in the day?

Or is it just a fat man in a little coatshirt?

Nah, no deployment or anything; we were in MOS school at the time. If I remember right, his roommate (who was a little dude) had recently left for his duty station, and somehow forgot that shirt in the closet. My buddy said "I wonder if I can fit in that!". He did, but only just.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


hooah posted:

Nah, no deployment or anything; we were in MOS school at the time. If I remember right, his roommate (who was a little dude) had recently left for his duty station, and somehow forgot that shirt in the closet. My buddy said "I wonder if I can fit in that!". He did, but only just.

So, the humour comes entirely from the fact that he's wearing a shirt that's clearly too small for him? Why would you need to be in the military to appreciate that?

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Tiggum posted:

So, the humour comes entirely from the fact that he's wearing a shirt that's clearly too small for him? Why would you need to be in the military to appreciate that?

I suppose you wouldn't. I dunno, it was early and my brain thought the picture might need extra justification?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

I don't want my children to get the D.
Then stop leaving them around Aartrek.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Then stop leaving them around Aartrek.

Repetition is the soul of wit.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

This is a picture, not a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1vXovXn-M

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Wow, he's really struggling to get his tongue around it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

hooah posted:

That's nothing. Google Maps pronounces "Gd [Grand] Rapids" as "G.D. Rape-ids". :wtf:, "rapids" is not an unusual word, Google!

This might only be funny to military folks:


Siri regularly adds weird inflections to "Detroit", but recently we were in Saginaw, where it had no trouble with the road name "Tittabawassee"

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

My admittedly very old GPS pronounces Toledo As TAH LA DA. I laugh every time.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Nothing is funnier than a man wearing clothing that doesn't fit! Post more please!

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I'm not even in the military and I found it funny.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

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