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graph posted:"feels good in the hand" is like the ultimate tell that someone has no idea about design or anything "feels good in the hand" ≡ "heavy"
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:47 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:36 |
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basically if you get a review of something that already seems pretty poo poo where they don't even mention "feels good in the hand", it's such a crappy product that there's nothing to say to redeem it.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:51 |
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Kenny Logins posted:some of the comments on joanna's review are really really sexist but more importantly super mad about the cheese thing it was really funny, so that's obviously going to make people the maddest
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:54 |
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Kenny Logins posted:some of the comments on joanna's review are really really sexist sh-shocking...!
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:55 |
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prefect posted:is that a trampoline? sadly no. not that i'd trust the stability of any blackberry platform
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 17:56 |
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infernal machines posted:not that i'd trust the stability of any blackberry platform
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 18:05 |
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my boss likes blackberry
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 19:22 |
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gret posted:In thinking about it, this review could stand in as a metaphor for women in the workplace. Mrs Stern doesn't need a "work phone" she needs one that she can use to play on... and play at business. When given a power tool to use she finds that she is not comfortable with it. I'm sure this would also be true if she was given a power saw, a major court case, a billion or two to manage or a major story to report. lol
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:26 |
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FMguru posted:Typical MSM review of a BB technology. Apple can put cow dung in a box and said reviewer will be declaiming its cutting edge technology and 'cool' factor. I bought a Passport. Blows iphone and android away and is easily the best phone I have used. In fact ms reviewer the PP is a Phablet - meaning it is supposed to be larger than your little iphone 4 and the target market are high end professionals who use a lot of data, files, or need a productivity tool. Not housemoms and teenies who cling to their Apple bibles. Male professionals will love the PP. Females interested in 'chatting', snapchatting, and pretty colors will stay with their bendable iphones. Media is so far in the bag for Apple it is embarrassing. lol
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:27 |
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:28 |
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I really want to know what all these Serious Business dudes actually do for a living because "lead tech writer for one of the world's most popular media outlets" seems like more of a real job than "regional sales manager for a cardboard box company"
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:42 |
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qirex posted:I really want to know what all these Serious Business dudes actually do for a living they're in mom's basement living off disability no, really
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 20:59 |
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qirex posted:I really want to know what all these Serious Business dudes actually do for a living half unemployed, half eternal middle management
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:05 |
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Wait until they fond out she's gay.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:09 |
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Bonzo posted:Wait until they fond out she's gay. i know, lol
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:09 |
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FMguru posted:Male professionals will love the PP.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:35 |
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it was a nice touch for the guy to give her children as well
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 21:40 |
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http://techcrunch.com/2014/09/29/blackberry-is-gonna-get-weird-with-smartphone-design-at-least-once-a-year/
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:10 |
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Maximo Roboto posted:http://techcrunch.com/2014/09/29/blackberry-is-gonna-get-weird-with-smartphone-design-at-least-once-a-year/ 200,000 lmfao
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:54 |
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quote:BlackBerry has come up with the amazing tagline “Work Wide” to highlight its significant span
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:56 |
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they've gone from not publicly producing sales numbers out of shame to being proud of 200,000 units sold
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:16 |
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mishaq posted:being proud of 200,000 units sold
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:47 |
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mishaq posted:200,000 lmfao
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:55 |
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quote:The firm celebrated selling 200,000 of the devices during its launch week, and said the device resulted in a gross profit for its hardware business gross profit (before development costs are considered)! or maybe they've fired so many people it's just middle management directors and VPs having people in indonesia do all the design work
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:11 |
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holy poo poo he mad http://berryflow.com/2014/09/blackberry-passport-versus-media/ highlights include a million instances of "real work" and calling Joanna Stern a "soccer mom"
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 15:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnzLBn0TzBg
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:08 |
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incredibly misleading technical error in the first 7 seconds i don't think even andoids will distort videoconferences like that
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:12 |
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:53 |
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does the passport deal coke
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:55 |
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a man best known for poor decisions and portraying a character who is a grunting, tool-obsessed accident-prone retard with no real understanding of it great idea for viral spokesman for a blackberry
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:00 |
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he started that spot by saying he has the new iphone which is wonderful but check out this weird thing. a blackberry and he professes to have never heard of the company before this device
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:02 |
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Kenny Logins posted:he started that spot by saying he has the new iphone which is wonderful but check out this weird thing. a blackberry and he professes to have never heard of the company before this device they're really gunning for the wacky angle, huh? that's their great strategy?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:26 |
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embrace your weaknesses & turn them into strengths, i guess
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:27 |
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qirex posted:holy poo poo he mad http://berryflow.com/2014/09/blackberry-passport-versus-media/ quote:My question to the many tech bloggers and tech enthusiasts who have already posted a review of the BlackBerry Passport: At what point did we become defendants and preachers of inanimate objects like mobile devices? irony is dead, so on and so forth
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:36 |
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uninterrupted posted:irony is dead, so on and so forth quote:Amidst the iCloud hacking scandal, the iPhone 6 Bluetooth connectivity issue with cars, Apple pulling back its faulty software update which left phones unusable, the iPhone 6 Plus device bending under pressure, a rather nasty bug that exposed yet another major Apple security flaw with their HealthKit apps, and the U2 album that was invasively installed in everyone’s iCloud account without anyone’s permission, the BlackBerry Passport still managed to receive the most criticism and mockery from, what seems to be, an Apple/Android “zombified” media.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:45 |
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well black berry beat apple's Watch with the BlackBerry DeathWatch years ago.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:53 |
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qirex posted:holy poo poo he mad http://berryflow.com/2014/09/blackberry-passport-versus-media/
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:03 |
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wow is that him hes v attractive
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:24 |
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just thinking of him looking at me in the club and going whats up girl makes my knees go weak
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and im a straight man
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:25 |