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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I did Vince Mc-American Gothic Heroes of Newerth ??????

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
Left half is definitely dickbutt but I don't know about the right half.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

syscall girl posted:

American Gothic is like basically a 'ma' and 'pa' standing next to each other.

Uh-huh they sure look like they've had sex. (Also -100 points for not using Whistler's ma.)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

RyokoTK posted:

Except the woman is the man's daughter, not wife.


Jerry Cotton posted:

Uh-huh they sure look like they've had sex. (Also -100 points for not using Whistler's ma.)

Well.

I had to read the wikipedia article, thanks a lot.

And the answer is the model was embarrassed to portray the wife of a man twice her age so she began saying she was his daughter which the artist "seems to have confirmed."

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Neckbrace
May 10, 2002

Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real.
close this thread

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Gay rock? Wät?

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Death by pancreatic cancer rocks?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
So the right one is definitely a butte if I ever saw one, and the left one is a jerk.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

no sorry thats not good enough

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Karate Bastard posted:

So the right one is definitely a butte if I ever saw one, and the left one is a jerk.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I get it.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

tomstuart posted:

no sorry thats not good enough

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

mmhmm i see what you were going for but i was more being an rear end than a dick

rear end butt

maybe if i also called you a dumb nerd maybe now it works

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Salsa Lizard Sucks Five.
HA HA HA HA HA H- what.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Me so ehhheheheh sucks five



E: Oh I get it

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?


With comments!

quote:

its like once they put on slutty clothes they do that asian thing. Where you dont know if shes 12 or 40

quote:

"18" being this absolute and magical barrier of sexual maturity rather than a convenient number that was settled on by lawmakers, right?

quote:

Squaring numbers is just like women, if they're under 13 just do them in your head.

quote:

You are allowed to feel whatever you feel, laws are for actions. And if they dont look prepubescent you are not a pedophile.

quote:

Before I turned 18, my dad's nickname for me was 'jail-bait,' for obvious reasons...

quote:

In UK age of consent is 16, in some Scandinavian countries I believe it's 15.

quote:

I had an exgirlfriend that seduced a guy and gave him head. Then felt bad for cheating and called the police. He is in prison.

quote:

I think they should lower the age of consent to 16. Old enough to drive a car, old enough to ride a dick.

quote:

ephebophelia- attraction to teenage girls. men are biologically designed to procreate generally, the attraction is normal.

There we go. That should fill out a few terrible Internet BINGO cards.

HackensackBackpack has a new favorite as of 21:26 on Sep 29, 2014

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Arx Monolith posted:

Salsa Lizard Sucks Five.
HA HA HA HA HA H- what.

How dare you call that salsa. :colbert:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Irradiation posted:

How dare you call that salsa. :colbert:
Yes, quite right. The proper way to refer to it is of course "salsa sauce" in full, every time.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Data Graham posted:

Me so ehhheheheh sucks five



E: Oh I get it

ahahahaha

now i got it too

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Sometimes this thread is a mental exercise, like a riddle, but must of the time I'm horrified that someone will look over my shoulder while I'm reading it and think that I'm an idiot.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

twoday posted:

Sometimes this thread is a mental exercise, like a riddle, but must of the time I'm horrified that someone will look over my shoulder while I'm reading it and think that I'm an idiot.

New thread title, imo.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

Leofish posted:

comments!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Why is David Mitchell slowly morphing in to a chubby well adjusted Thom Yorke?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rodbeard posted:

David Mitchell ... well adjusted

Good joke

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

Leofish posted:



With comments!

There we go. That should fill out a few terrible Internet BINGO cards.

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

From Lowtax's anime thread in gibbis:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Brazilian Patriot Green Chick from Reboot oldwhiteman.jpg Peggy Bundy?

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Thump! posted:

Brazilian Patriot Green Chick from Reboot oldwhiteman.jpg Peggy Bundy?

Loss Dot Jay Pegg, if I had to guess

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

i have a suspicous feeling he knew that already

wait is that the joke still? ?????????

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

cowboythreespeech posted:

i have a suspicous feeling he knew that already

wait is that the joke still? ?????????

Nope, mostly I was just an idiot who was very happy to have figured it out for myself.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



cowboythreespeech posted:

i have a suspicous feeling he knew that already

wait is that the joke still? ?????????

It's always loss.

Loss or dickbutt.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Thump! posted:

It's always loss.

Loss or dickbutt.
Guess what this one is.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Zemyla posted:

Guess what this one is.



Close relative of this little guy?:

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Thump! posted:

Close relative of this little guy?:


:golfclap:

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Zemyla posted:

Guess what this one is.



Biggus Dickus.

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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Zemyla posted:

Guess what this one is.



Who gives a flying gently caress?

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