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ReidRansom posted:I like that someone so sensitive as to be physically hurled though space by the word retarded wrote such a ridiculous caricature of a retarded person. I cant believe that this person bothered writing this whole story. They are so sensitive to words but keep contemplating attacking the person who said them as if that reaction is somehow noble. If this person really has a kid with autism, I imagine the kid is absolutely miserable.
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I AM SOOOOO OFFENDED BY THE WORD RETARD GUYS! LOOK HOW GOOD A PERSON I AM!
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Sep 27, 2014 21:14
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:I AM SOOOOO OFFENDED BY THE WORD RETARD GUYS! LOOK HOW GOOD A PERSON I AM! To the point where I several times considered physically injuring someone for saying a word.
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Sep 27, 2014 21:46
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jabby posted:To the point where I several times considered physically injuring someone for saying a word. And spent 1000 words writing a description of a fictional person with autism that is completely offensive, holy poo poo.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:23
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Lowly posted:And spent 1000 words writing a description of a fictional person with autism that is completely offensive, holy poo poo. Hmm... I've got the evil shopkeeper and the brave defender of justice down pat, now I just need some way to humanize the retar-- special person... I've got it, I know a movie they can identify with! 
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Sep 27, 2014 23:38
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I've met a lot of people diagnosed as being on the autism spectrum (not all of them, I'll admit) and none of them have ever acted anything like that. Not even close to that. I don't know what the gently caress that story is supposed to be, apart from someone having a sad wank about how good and special they think they are.
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Sep 28, 2014 04:44
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Junius posted:I've met a lot of people diagnosed as being on the autism spectrum (not all of them, I'll admit) and none of them have ever acted anything like that. Not even close to that. I don't know what the gently caress that story is supposed to be, apart from someone having a sad wank about how good and special they think they are. If you make the mistake of reading the author's original post on her blog, you'll figure out instantly why she wrote that bullshit story. She got so many asspats from commenters, going on about how brave she was and what a compassionate soul she is and so on. 
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Sep 28, 2014 04:49
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 Nothing fancy, just typical tumblr bullshit. I'm sure this was absolutely an """"accident""""
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Sep 28, 2014 12:50
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When she asked Jacob if he thought Carol was a nice person I was hoping he'd say "No, she's retarded."
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Sep 28, 2014 13:32
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Wild T posted:I can actually kind of believe this one, but it's probably got the reason all wrong. My wife went into labor at around eleven in the morning and refused to leave her office until after five. Of course this is because she knew from her last pregnancy the hospital wouldn't admit her yet since her contractions being too far apart, so she figured she could get poo poo done while she waited. I could see someone saying "well, I can't go yet and I'll be stuck in a maternity ward for the next couple days, may as well get a good meal while I wait." Of course in that case you wouldn't go to loving IHOP. People do dumb poo poo like that all the time, my aunt once had a woman with a broken arm come in for a haircut because she didn't want to look bad at the ER
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Sep 28, 2014 14:02
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Tracula posted:
I could kind of believe accidentally printing it that small. My roommate had to print a resume for a class we're both in and somehow Google Docs made it come out tiny in the top left corner of the page.
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Sep 28, 2014 16:57
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:I could kind of believe accidentally printing it that small. My roommate had to print a resume for a class we're both in and somehow Google Docs made it come out tiny in the top left corner of the page. This is true. I forgot that printers are the goddamn devil and they will find new ways to gently caress up just printing black ink on white paper every single time you try.
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STDH from inside the forums: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650553 Who knows when it departed from real, but these parts are great/sad STDH: quote:. I then put it back on the tree as fast as possible, hoping the neighbor didn't see me or find out about it. I was kinda rushing things too and it just happened I was planning to meet my friend immediately after and we, being huge geeks, were planning to cosplay and I was going to play as the Delgado Master from Doctor Who... so I'm wearing all black and I have a pointy beard and I even quickly put black gloves on so I wouldn't forget. The comic expo was in a day off but she wanted to see how things looked and see if there was anything we needed to add. quote:Then the older lady starts "You are one of them hackers, you hacked this message with your phone." quote:He come up to me while the lady stays behind and he goes "so you like a member of anonymous or something?"
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Sep 29, 2014 01:02
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dijon du jour posted:Bullshit Stories from Wayside School. I know this is several pages old, but thank you. I have literally been trying to remember the names of these books for two weeks now, because I thought they'd be great for my daughter.
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Sep 29, 2014 01:22
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Palisader posted:I know this is several pages old, but thank you. I have literally been trying to remember the names of these books for two weeks now, because I thought they'd be great for my daughter. Louis Sachar is a dadaist genius.
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Sep 29, 2014 02:54
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Obdicut posted:STDH from inside the forums: Man, I'm hoping against hope it's real. I know it isn't. I know I know I know it isn't. But I want it to be. 
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Sep 29, 2014 03:44
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Sep 29, 2014 04:14
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quote:but gently caress man, you guys know how to gently caress poo poo up. Those pictures of JLaw and Upton, super fly poo poo man. Peace to you bro." I feel like this is racist, and I don't think I've ever had a person talk like that.
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Sep 29, 2014 04:30
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This has been bouncing around the web for a few days. A 20-year-old tumblr user claims she wrote it in 5th grade (which in the U.S. is usually around 10 years old).
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tacodaemon posted:This has been bouncing around the web for a few days. A 20-year-old tumblr user claims she wrote it in 5th grade (which in the U.S. is usually around 10 years old). I never met a 5th grader who could write so well as to perfectly execute a loser 20 year old pretending to be a 10 year old. Kid should be in Harvard. In 5th grade I went to one of the shittiest schools in the city and we still had hardcore vocabulary lessons and wrote long rear end essays. E: and that cutesy handwriting and marker wouldn't fly. That's an instantaneous F. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 07:06 on Sep 29, 2014 |
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Sep 29, 2014 07:02
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Wizard of Smart posted:Man, I'm hoping against hope it's real. I know it isn't. I know I know I know it isn't. You really have to admire the fact that he doubled down on the whole thing after getting called out.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I never met a 5th grader who could write so well as to perfectly execute a loser 20 year old pretending to be a 10 year old. Kid should be in Harvard. Apparently she posted it a year ago and it's still following her around and now she's annoyed at all the people pointing out that her fake made-up thing is fake and made-up: http://thisishangingrockcomics.tumblr.com/post/98187419568/ugh-http-www-altpress-com-news-entry-read-a-5th-g
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tacodaemon posted:Apparently she posted it a year ago and it's still following her around and now she's annoyed at all the people pointing out that her fake made-up thing is fake and made-up: http://thisishangingrockcomics.tumblr.com/post/98187419568/ugh-http-www-altpress-com-news-entry-read-a-5th-g Ha maybe now she can use it to write a college thesis about "internet media" "pressure" "high school" and such.
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tacodaemon posted:Apparently she posted it a year ago and it's still following her around and now she's annoyed at all the people pointing out that her fake made-up thing is fake and made-up: http://thisishangingrockcomics.tumblr.com/post/98187419568/ugh-http-www-altpress-com-news-entry-read-a-5th-g I saved that image when it was last posted on SA in February 2013.
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I'm going to confess, I watched something like this, but it was a bunch of drunkass university students at a Safeway buying god knows what and it was less tactful and more awkward. Also the husband was kind of pissed that I remember.
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Sep 30, 2014 08:47
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Please, why would a person be upset at everyone in the grocery store suddenly announcing in turn that they want to gently caress your significant other? Next you'll be telling me the mother instead of being flattered would feel extremely uncomfortable or that they wouldn't spontaneously burst into "Bohemian Rhapsody" after announcing their lust for her.
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Sep 30, 2014 09:45
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M-O-O-N, that spells Ace Ventura!
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Sep 30, 2014 11:30
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Wild T posted:M-O-O-N, that spells Ace Ventura! 
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tacodaemon posted:This has been bouncing around the web for a few days. A 20-year-old tumblr user claims she wrote it in 5th grade (which in the U.S. is usually around 10 years old). Who cares if that's made up it is the best thing.
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The Devil Tesla posted:Who cares if that's made up it is the best thing. If fake "children trying to interpret adult issues with ensuing misunderstandings that are supposed to make you ponder whether they really might be right anyway" is the best thing, I guess so Otherwise gonna have to disagree with you there
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It's the best thing, as it's so goddamned unable to be self aware that it is simultaneously the least punk thing ever and hilarious. E: It's cargo cult punk, written with hipster pens by a 25 y/o reliving his/her/their youth and trying to be hip again. Seriously, what's not to laugh at (them) about that.
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Sep 30, 2014 20:37
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StealthArcher posted:It's the best thing, as it's so goddamned unable to be self aware that it is simultaneously the least punk thing ever and hilarious. I guess it's okay as long as we're laughing at and not with 
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Sep 30, 2014 20:57
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And that boy was...Albert Einstein.
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Reddit posted:They banned running at my elementary school. If you ran during recess, you'd be sitting on the bench for the rest of the break.
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Oct 1, 2014 21:13
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So loving boring.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:55
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Reddit posted:They banned running at my elementary school. If you ran during recess, you'd be sitting on the bench for the rest of the break. This was probably a whomping episode of 'Recess'.
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silencekit posted:So loving boring. This. How dull must life be if thats the best you can pull out of your rear end?
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