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hangedman1984
Jul 25, 2012

ReidRansom posted:

Normally I do too, but this year I felt I had to help make sure Kesha Rogers didn't end up on the general ballot.

Is it wrong that in my head that read Ke$ha

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BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

You missed the best part of this:

quote:

When a supervisor from the firm providing security at the CDC approached and discovered the agents’ concerns, the contractor was fired on the spot and agreed to turn over his gun — surprising agents, who had not realized he was armed during his encounter with Obama.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

You missed the best part of this:

One time, USSS told me not to let anyone on an elevator at an event.

I got into quite a physical alternstion when it was rush time and the club's hundred year old elevator started to open on the lobby floor.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
ex-Marine, ex-CIA, ex-USSS agent Dam Emmett has a suggestion for a new Director of the Secret Service.

quote:

Pierson should be replaced and the next director should come from outside the Secret Service, with the deputy director remaining an agent. In this role, a true leader, not a bureaucrat, is needed. Someone like Florida congressman and retired U.S. Army Lt. Col. Allen West would be perfect for the role. West has successfully demonstrated that he possesses the leadership skills of a combat officer as well as managerial and diplomatic skills of a congressman, exactly the traits needed in the next director. Highly competent and beholden to no one in the Secret Service, he would be a superb director.

Yup, that sounds like a great plan for keeping Obama safe. Quick reminder:

quote:

The operation has expanded recently from West's basement apartment—which he calls "the bat cave"—to a suite on the eerily empty third floor of an office building only blocks from his old office. The walls are barren because many of them are going to be torn down to build a bigger filming studio. The place has the feel of a start-up. A half-dozen young women mill about. West's flat-screen TV, tuned to Fox News, sits atop a cardboard box. A Post-it Note stuck to his computer reminds him that his password is "allenwest." Talking points about Trayvon Martin and a packet of Clearasil wipes sit atop his desk. Oh, and there's a samurai sword.

"I'm pretty scared about you having a samurai sword. That's insane," says Michelle Fields, a rising conservative star and correspondent on his show. "Take it out! I want to see what it looks like."

A fan had arrived, unannounced, bearing the weapon just hours earlier. (The security guards downstairs didn't stop him.) "I'd never met him, but he said because I'm a stand-up guy willing to fight for my beliefs, I should have it. If a guy is going to give another guy a gift, this is cool. I don't want a guy coming in and giving me cologne or some kind of basket," West says. "I mean, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, dude."

Secret Service Agent Reagan sighed as he drew his katana....

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

ex-Marine, ex-CIA, ex-USSS agent Dam Emmett has a suggestion for a new Director of the Secret Service.


Yup, that sounds like a great plan for keeping Obama safe. Quick reminder:


Secret Service Agent Reagan sighed as he drew his katana....

Someone wants a coup that places Boehner as the new President.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Something Calenth and I agree on: How has Obama not been capped by some loony yet?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

ReindeerF posted:

Something Calenth and I agree on: How has Obama not been capped by some loony yet?

We should always remember that the people guarding him are human, but the people trying to attack him are probably a little more human.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Yeah, the idiocy of the hoi polloi is the greatest armor we have against whatever the gently caress they want today.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Allen West can't be head of the Secret Service because a true ronin serves no master.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
It's one of the reasons that there's only been one President successfully assassinated in the last 100 years and in that singular instance so many things had to go right for Oswald to do what he did that some of the conspiracy theories are more plausible.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Allen West can't be head of the Secret Service because a true ronin serves no master.

They usually don't allow war criminals to be head of Secret Service

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They usually don't allow war criminals to be head of Secret Service

Well, lets be fair, that hasn't stopped other departments before.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They usually don't allow war criminals to be head of Secret Service

There you go again, thinking in a pre-9/11 mentality.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I imagine that SS is much more on their game when actually doing motorcades and so forth buuuut at the same time I'm kind of expecting a story about how they lost the president and ended up on a wacky chase of some kind

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlLsRFPZR4

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

SedanChair posted:

I imagine that SS is much more on their game when actually doing motorcades and so forth buuuut at the same time I'm kind of expecting a story about how they lost the president and ended up on a wacky chase of some kind

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlLsRFPZR4

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/philippines/6867331/Osama-bin-Laden-came-within-minutes-of-killing-Bill-Clinton.html

Former President Bill Clinton came within minutes of being assassinated in the Philippines by terrorists controlled by Osama bin Laden, a new book has revealed.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Also that time a guy threw a grenade at George W. Bush but it didn't go off because of how he'd wrapped it in a handkerchief.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They usually don't allow war criminals to be head of Secret Service

(citation needed)

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Our political system just changed. Forget Benghazi, we now have Ebola

This is going to be a long loving year.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Joementum posted:

Also that time a guy threw a grenade at George W. Bush but it didn't go off because of how he'd wrapped it in a handkerchief.

Also that time a guy threw both his shoes at George W. Bush but Bush managed to duck both.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Joementum posted:

Also that time a guy threw a grenade at George W. Bush but it didn't go off because of how he'd wrapped it in a handkerchief.

Also Bush was behind bulletproof glass and outside the grenade's kill radius.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

First Africa invaded the whitehouse, now our blood!


Obama! :argh:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Trabisnikof posted:

First Africa invaded the whitehouse, now our blood!

Warren G. Harding already happened. Calm down.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
And Dubya was saved by a plaid hanky



wiki posted:

On 10 May 2005, Arutyunian waited for United States President George W. Bush and Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili to speak. When Bush began speaking, he threw a Soviet-made RGD-5 hand grenade, wrapped in a red plaid handkerchief, toward the podium where Bush stood as he addressed the crowd. The grenade landed 18.6 metres (61 ft) from the podium, near where Saakashvili, his wife Sandra E. Roelofs, Laura Bush, and other officials were seated.

The grenade failed to detonate. Although original reports indicated that the grenade was not live, it was later revealed that it was. After Arutyunian pulled the pin and threw the grenade, it hit a girl, cushioning its impact. The red handkerchief remained wrapped around the grenade, and it prevented the striker lever from releasing. A Georgian security officer quickly removed the grenade, and Arutyunian disappeared.

:stare:

e: beaten

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Pohl posted:

Our political system just changed. Forget Benghazi, we now have Ebola

This is going to be a long loving year.

First, I was mocked a month ago when I said ebola be coming and that if Obama doesn't nationalize healthcare for ebola, I just don't trust that he ever will.

Then, I wonder who'll run the first ad accusing the Presbytarian hospital's fuckup of sending the EVD patient home to infect others on insurance.

Because it certainly seems like Presbo hospital sent home a patient with febrile symptoms and travel history to west africa rather than follow CDC guidelines. I wonder why?

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

SedanChair posted:

And Dubya was saved by a plaid hanky




:stare:

e: beaten

My favorite part of that is how it says the guy "disappeared".

drat.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

JT Jag posted:

Investigative comedy really is a good way to describe Last Week Tonight. He does a lot more in-depth research segments than any normal satire news show, he won't be able to hide behind being "just a comedian who makes fun of the news" for long at this rate.

He's up there with Maddow for me at this point, and maybe even better now that Maddow's show is on ISIS coverage auto-pilot. The recent show on the Cuban Embargo and Miss America was mind-blowing. I kind of want to know how that show is put together because they're doing much better journalism than even the Daily Show does at its peak. I was really involved with the Broadcast Journalism community at my university, and it just feels like there must be some news director they brought out of retirement with the instructions of, "go nuts."

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Boon posted:

My favorite part of that is how it says the guy "disappeared".

They mean ran off. He was arrested at his mom's house a few days later.

Trabisnikof posted:

Yup, and of course its totally fine that the healthcare plan women buy covers viagra etc. Because Viagra is for a legitimate medical condition.

This is a common enough meme, but how many insurance policies actually cover erectile dysfunction drugs?

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

This is a common enough meme, but how many insurance policies actually cover erectile dysfunction drugs?

Historically? Greater than zero.

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

They mean ran off. He was arrested at his mom's house a few days later.


This is a common enough meme, but how many insurance policies actually cover erectile dysfunction drugs?

Most of them I am pretty as far as I know. I know both the ones I have been under in the past 10 years did (I know this because I checked when that was brought up previously).

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

JT Jag posted:

I'd like to give Warren at least six more years of seasoning in the Senate before she runs for President. I think one of the biggest problems Obama faced is he honestly wasn't accustomed enough to the partisan environment of Washington, and how to properly navigate it, and that resulted in him not being able to exploit his Democratic majority in Congress as effectively as he could have when he had it.

I agree with the above, and also dammit people stop trying to take away the only elected official in Massachusetts who's actually interesting :argh:

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I agree with the above, and also dammit people stop trying to take away the only elected official in Massachusetts who's actually interesting :argh:
Ain't our fault you live in a boring state, bro.

snickles
Mar 27, 2010

Khisanth Magus posted:

Most of them I am pretty as far as I know. I know both the ones I have been under in the past 10 years did (I know this because I checked when that was brought up previously).

Nah, very few of them do. There are a handful that cover them outright, and there are a few that cover them with prior approval for physiological erectile dysfunction or pulmonary hypertension. I've yet to see a PA approved for BPH, although I'm sure some plans cover it for that indication. The majority do not cover them for any reason OR technically cover the medication but with an extremely high copay.

I don't know much about ivf, but many insurance companies also exclude oral fertility drugs, which would be a more logical comparison I would think.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

JT Jag posted:

I'd like to give Warren at least six more years of seasoning in the Senate before she runs for President. I think one of the biggest problems Obama faced is he honestly wasn't accustomed enough to the partisan environment of Washington, and how to properly navigate it, and that resulted in him not being able to exploit his Democratic majority in Congress as effectively as he could have when he had it.

Eh, by then she'll be in her 70's.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

beatlegs posted:

Eh, by then she'll be in her 70's.
She's already 65? I assumed she was 50-something. Huh.

I'm sticking by my point though. I don't think it's prudent for freshman Senators to run for President. I suppose by 2016 she'd have completed a full term, unlike Obama who only was around for three years when he was elected in 2008, and that *might* be enough.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

beatlegs posted:

Eh, by then she'll be in her 70's.

You're right. She's much for fit for the Supreme Court. The presidency is just a shiny impermanent distraction, anyway. She can be part of the coalition that upholds President Bernie Sanders' Bill to Enact Socialism and Tolerance (BEST). :getin:

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

JT Jag posted:

She's already 65? I assumed she was 50-something. Huh.

I'm sticking by my point though. I don't think it's prudent for freshman Senators to run for President. I suppose by 2016 she'd have completed a full term, unlike Obama who only was around for three years when he was elected in 2008, and that *might* be enough.

No, it would be exactly the same situation.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

They mean ran off. He was arrested at his mom's house a few days later.


This is a common enough meme, but how many insurance policies actually cover erectile dysfunction drugs?

After working in a pharmacy, a surprising amount of them do. There are even coupons for them (https://www.viagra.com/registration.aspx) however I've never seen a coupon for birth control.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

JT Jag posted:

She's already 65? I assumed she was 50-something. Huh.

I'm sticking by my point though. I don't think it's prudent for freshman Senators to run for President. I suppose by 2016 she'd have completed a full term, unlike Obama who only was around for three years when he was elected in 2008, and that *might* be enough.

I was going to point that earlier but I assumed I missed something. I think you are assuming that Obama wasn't ready for the Presidency, but he isn't Warren. Obama is a very Conservative person and President. His fault is not lack of experience, it is that his ideals suck.


Warren would have a lot of difficulty getting anything done, but she would try. I'm really not sure exactly what you are advocating. Do you think an experienced president could make this Congress pass bills?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Pohl posted:

I was going to point that earlier but I assumed I missed something. I think you are assuming that Obama wasn't ready for the Presidency, but he isn't Warren. Obama is a very Conservative person and President. His fault is not lack of experience, it is that his ideals suck.


There's plenty of evidence that the bills passed were not what Obama wanted and were formulated because he relied on advisors instead of his own experience and intuition.

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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Pohl posted:

Warren would have a lot of difficulty getting anything done, but she would try.

I doubt that severely, because she really doesn't want to run in the first place.

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