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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




CheeseFactory posted:

3rd WiiU

The wiitriple

Wii3:Kings

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And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?


They're going to call the third Wii the Wii1.

RangerAce
Feb 25, 2014

Crafty posted:

Please stop posting. Thanks

no u

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Crafty posted:

Please stop posting. Thanks
lol

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D
Stop posting, More Hugging.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i like to imagine crafty seeing 6 new posts in the xbone thread like "yeah i hope they're talkin about enloops again" but its just some good wiiu humour

wiiumour

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

You're mean. :smith:

StealthArcher posted:

Because I am a shapeshifting turnip who can become a shark.

Fascinating. Tell me more. :allears:

spudsbuckley posted:

There are Chinese rubber-dogshit factories producing $50 Android trash-tablets/phones who have a bigger market share than the Surface or Win Phone.

Yes, people buy all kinds of stupid poo poo. However, this is the hugbox thread for the Bone so we need to get back to the hugs now please.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




only 1 thread now. like the xbox 1 all in 1 entertainment failure.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Crafty posted:

Please stop posting. Thanks

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Nintendo Thrii

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I quite like the design of the The One - it is industrial and formidable looking, a bit like brutalist architecture and I dig that personally.

Maneki Neko
Oct 27, 2000

And More posted:

They're going to call the third Wii the Wii1.

Sadly it'll probably end up being The New WiiU XL

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nice one!

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
I called my third bourbon my Bourbon One when my wife asked. Shhhhhh

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

peter gabriel posted:

I quite like the design of the The One - it is industrial and formidable looking, a bit like brutalist architecture and I dig that personally.

The Xbox One is truly the East Germany of consoles.

Ederick
Jan 2, 2013
Now's the perfect time to buy an Xbone! The collector edition of Titanfall is $100 on Amazon for the next 2 hours (don't buy one its terrible)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/all-deals?_encoding=UTF8&ref_=gbdp_A1VMU1Q9DD6LUS_B00G2HSWZU

Ederick fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Oct 1, 2014

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




gonna build a power house out of power bricks. self heating/immolating and the hum will wake the dead.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Ederick posted:

Now's the perfect time to buy an Xbone! The Titanfall edition is $100 on Amazon for the next 2 hours (don't buy one its terrible)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/all-deals?_encoding=UTF8&ref_=gbdp_A1VMU1Q9DD6LUS_B00G2HSWZU

Only $99 for a $20 game? What a great deal!

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

Widestancer posted:

There once was a woman from china

With an Xbone stuck up her vagina

When her husband complained

Of the RAM it contained

She replied "Oh, don't be such a whiner."

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



What's this I hear about a bug in Forza Horizon 2 requiring a hard reset?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

What's this I hear about a bug in Forza Horizon 2 requiring a hard reset?

I don't know, what is it you hear?

Organs
Feb 13, 2014

idk but it sucks that the game cant keep up when driving the fastest cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1Ps0fobBA&t=292s

really nice looking game when the game world isn't glitching out of existence though

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




microsoft requires that you brick your xb1 in order to power it up. its a big loving brick too.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Amazing Forza Horizons has such problems rendering the horizon. ms has a real problem with names maybe.

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D
Stop spreading FUD guys. Seriously, stop posting, thanks.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
Has anyone said they called the third xbox windows 10 yet?

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

abagofcheetos posted:

I think it was him with the 32 gigs anyway.

i am a proud console gamer thanks. 512mb is enough for me

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

also my pc only has 16gb :(

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

CheeseFactory posted:

Stop spreading FUD guys. Seriously, stop posting, thanks.

Posting a video of a game glitch: "spreading FUD"

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

Real hurthling! posted:

Amazing Forza Horizons has such problems rendering the horizon. ms has a real problem with names maybe.

They called the ninth Windows Windows 10.

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D
xbone, ps4 and wiiu.

gently caress one, kill one and marry one. Go

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




gently caress the xbone imo.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

CheeseFactory posted:

Seriously, stop posting, thanks.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

CheeseFactory posted:

xbone, ps4 and wiiu.

gently caress one, kill one and marry one. Go

gently caress the wiiu because its the scooter you feel guilty bout ridin
kill the xbone because the gently caress?!
marry the 4th ps the playstation 4

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Ederick posted:

Now's the perfect time to buy an Xbone! The collector edition of Titanfall is $100 on Amazon for the next 2 hours (don't buy one its terrible)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/all-deals?_encoding=UTF8&ref_=gbdp_A1VMU1Q9DD6LUS_B00G2HSWZU



Amazon must be excited that they're the warehouse space back.

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Stux posted:

i am a proud console gamer thanks. 512mb is enough for me

I'm, sorry, friendly fire is no laughing matter :(

Brightman
Feb 24, 2005

I've seen fun you people wouldn't believe.
Tiki torches on fire off the summit of Kilauea.
I watched disco balls glitter in the dark near the Brandenburg Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like crowds in rain.

Time to sleep.

Zuhzuhzombie!! posted:

They called the ninth Windows Windows 10.
I think it might be worse than that.

Release version number wise we're on like 6.3, so this could be 6.4 or maybe 7. If we count the releases like this: 1, 2, 3/3.1, 95, 98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8/8.1, and 10, then 10 is the twelfth Windows.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Brightman posted:

I think it might be worse than that.

Release version number wise we're on like 6.3, so this could be 6.4 or maybe 7. If we count the releases like this: 1, 2, 3/3.1, 95, 98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8/8.1, and 10, then 10 is the twelfth Windows.

I don't see Microsoft Bob in that lineup.

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

Brightman posted:

I think it might be worse than that.

Release version number wise we're on like 6.3, so this could be 6.4 or maybe 7. If we count the releases like this: 1, 2, 3/3.1, 95, 98, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8/8.1, and 10, then 10 is the twelfth Windows.

You're leaving out the NT side of it.

Layer on MS-DOS series: 1, 2/2.1, 3/3.1/for Workgroups 3.11, 95/95A/95B/95C, 98/98SE, ME

NT series: NT 3.1, NT 3.5/3.51, NT 4.0 (branched interface from 95), 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8/8.1

By that reckoning, 7 and 8 really were the 7th and 8th in the NT line.

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Just saw the news about "Windows 10"... Immediately thought about you guys & the old this thread about the third xbox named the one. :allears:



Microsoft should really consider getting some new marketing folk.

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