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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Filthy Haiku posted:

>Approach Cheney
>Preform Kalimah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0

>Bestow his stolen heart with true sight :black101:

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Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 46 hours!
>give true sight to Cheney's dick.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

So stupid yet so goddamn brilliant. Votin' for dis

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Fumble posted:

>give true sight to Cheney's dick.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

Why not?

Rainbow Bells
Oct 10, 2010

You Cussin' with Me?

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

Umbilical Lotus
Nov 13, 2005

OH NO!!!! AXE CUT YOU!!!!
> Use your final wish to wish that Cheney had a heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN__bhtYKxo

Grey Skies
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
since when did GBS start playing these games without humor we've hardly pissed shat or came on anything

> piss, poo poo, fart and come on cheney

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Jizz into the well of souls.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

This is the best way

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

assemblyrequired
Jul 14, 2014

Feranon posted:

honestly what was the point of loading toxic gas into our butthole if it wasn't setting up for a "pull my finger" joke

dummies

^ this

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"pull my finger"

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

"pull my finger"

:gas:

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

We should have let the IS fighters follow us. :(

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
:eyepop:

Despot
Sep 9, 2014

Whoops

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

aeglus
Jul 13, 2003

WEEK 1 - RETIRED
Cheney would never fall for such a simple ploy

tell cheney that you should set up an archery match to find true sight. after it is set up fart the gas in his face anyway because that robin hood cliche is sorta dumb and no one can split arrows like fart (nice job bro)

cheney reacts to the gas (poo poo did we give the gas true sight??@)

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
> give Cheney true sight and live a life of decadent opulence

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Lurking Haro posted:

> Tell Cheney that in order to receive true sight, he has to kiss your butt. Fart on him when he does.



Feranon posted:

>have cheney pull your finger and release your rear end gas into his face





EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
poop

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Breakdance

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

> Command Triangulor to bring you Cheney's finest axe for a celebratory shred.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmV9MsFnUbk

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


into the well

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Lurking Haro posted:

into the well

DJ Ramshackle
Nov 26, 2009

Not really a DJ

not quite a ramshackle
Jump up into the achievement sign as it disappears so you are transported along with it to wherever it goes.

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
Ask the tormented souls about Obama birth certificate

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Put on Cheney's helmet and become what you were born to be.

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

>poop into the helmet

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rick Ross Ulbricht
Feb 3, 2010

put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor trying to build a case against you. what evidence could they pin on you? there is nothing on your laptop for them to use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way for them to trace them back to me.
>mast until u bleed

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

>Put on the helmet and beam your psychic command into the well of souls, freeing them to soar joyously over the towns and cities of this troubled land bearing one simple divine message of peace and universal unity: a giant rainbow peacock crowing "im gay"

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