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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

silencekit posted:

So loving boring.

That's why I am inclined to believe it. My school also banned innocuous things due to the pettiness of a teacher, or the wussbaggery of the one kid that complained.

I miss playing British Bulldog on the ashphalt.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

quote:

Reddit posted:
They banned pogs at my elementary school. If you slammed during recess, you'd be sitting on the bench for the rest of the break.

My friend slammed into a teacher accidentally while we were playing pogs. She didn't fall or anything, but it was probably a bit of a surprise. This prompted Ms. Mean to punish the whole school. So she self-righteously banned pogs.

The next day, Ms. Mean met with all the fifth grade classes to justify her decision. She said people only need one hour of pogs a week to be healthy. It was ridiculously stupid, and that's not any sort of justification for the decision. The tension in the room was palpable. My fifth grade teacher just sat at his desk, chuckling at the sheer ridiculous nature of the whole thing.

The next day, the entire 4th grade and 5th grade sat down by the play structure for the entirety of recess. When they told us to stop sitting together via megaphone, everyone walked around the perimeter of the kickball field and sang songs together.

My friends and I made a ton of flyers to bring back pogs. While we were handing them out before school, the principal grabbed one. We thought we were in huge trouble. It turns out the principal was never told about this "ban on pogs."

Mean old lady was taken off yard duty. I don't think she works at my elementary school anymore.

Viva la revolución.

I like how "taken off yard duty" is inferred as a punishment. Yeah, grown adults would prefer to spend their lunch break supervising 600 gradeschoolers.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
They banned Pogs at my old school because kids were being beaten up and having them stolen a lot, same with Pokemon cards.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

If you didn't ruthlessly exploit the younger kids and steal their pogs you're a total chode :colbert:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Pogs were no longer a thing well before I started high school, but my school banned anything that even vaguely resembled gambling, so pogs probably would've fallen under that.

I had a pretty baller slammer with a scorpion inside, though. :coal:

Let's see what's up at our old favorite, NotAlwaysRight:

quote:

(A patron grabs a pair of our headphones, puts them in her purse, and starts walking away.)

Me: “Ma’am, you can’t take our headphones away from the computer area.”

Patron: “Oh. I didn’t think you were paying attention, so I just took them. Is that okay?”

Me: “…no. No, it isn’t.”

This supposedly happened in a library. "I just took them when you weren't looking. Is that okay?"

Nobody would ever say that. It'd be "oh, sorry, I forgot".

quote:

(After serving a very difficult table, I am happy they are on dessert and leaving soon. As I go up to hand them the check:)

Customer: *as she literally spits out the mouthful* “Oh, my God, are there nuts in here?! I can’t eat nuts! They will break my teeth!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, you ordered NUTS OVER CARAMEL ice cream.”

Customer: “I just thought that was the name of it. Why are there nuts in it?!”

Nuts will break your teeth? How loving soft are your teeth and why are you even eating solid foods?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The first few years of school it was marbles, then pokemon cards came along. I think Yugioh cards were starting to get popular during my last year.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

The real STDH on this is the "I rarely post anything on Facebook, but..." Dollars to donuts anyone who hits share on this hits it on any inflammatory image macro or link they see in their daily feed.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Kurtofan posted:

The first few years of school it was marbles, then pokemon cards came along. I think Yugioh cards were starting to get popular during my last year.

First they took the marbles, but I did not say anything because I did not play marbles.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This supposedly happened in a library. "I just took them when you weren't looking. Is that okay?"

Nobody would ever say that. It'd be "oh, sorry, I forgot".

Doesn't like, everywhere, have their electronic stuff at least zip tied? I think the only thing I HAVENT seen zip tied are the giant library/school headphones that look like this:



The mental image of her trying to stuff those in her purse is amazing.

Butt Detective
Mar 24, 2013

Only the dead can know peace from these hats.
I was the one who got Pokemon cards banned at my school because some kid stole mine and a big fuss was made about it. :(

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
The only thing I recall being banned from my school was knives, and it took the great intra-school knife fights of 1986, and 3 kids being hospitalised and about 20 arrested, before that happened

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

SybilVimes posted:

The only thing I recall being banned from my school was knives, and it took the great intra-school knife fights of 1986, and 3 kids being hospitalised and about 20 arrested, before that happened

Peak :britain: right here, my old school had rivalries with nearby ones too, usually ended up in a large brawl in the street after school.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Butt Detective posted:

I was the one who got Pokemon cards banned at my school because some kid stole mine and a big fuss was made about it. :(

gently caress you, narc.

One of the saddest episodes of my high school career: we had a second-story hallway/balcony running all the way around the huge cafeteria area. A bunch of turbonerds were playing some kind of card game (probably Yugioh, hard to say) at a table in the middle of the cafeteria, as they did every day. From up on the balcony, a dickhead (a guy I knew, but didn't associate with because he was a dickhead) threw a container of yogurt at them - probably a distance of over 50ft. It splattered in the middle of the table, all over several nerds and what I can only assume was hundreds of dollars worth of Japanese children's toys. Dickhead and his friends strolled away laughing, all the nerds jumped up in rage-tears sputtering "WHO DID THAT?!" and everyone else tried to avoid eye contact. It was a sad and stupid display.

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Oct 30, 2009

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walrusman posted:

gently caress you, narc.

(probably Yugioh, hard to say)

It was

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

why would you even want to tell this story

why would you even make up a story about your parents' descent into a kinky sex life

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




sweeperbravo posted:

why would you even want to tell this story

why would you even make up a story about your parents' descent into a kinky sex life


walrusman posted:

turbonerds, a dickhead and hundreds of dollars worth of Japanese children's toys.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

sweeperbravo posted:

why would you even want to tell this story

why would you even make up a story about your parents' descent into a kinky sex life

What kind of kid's first blackmail demand is porn?

STDH.txt

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Who the gently caress gets blackmailed by their kid in first place

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

beedeebee posted:

Who the gently caress gets blackmailed by their kid in first place

Well you see, the kid is kind of a genius. He totally could have even gotten straight As in high school, if he had cared enough to try.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

walrusman posted:

Well you see, the kid is kind of a genius. He totally could have even gotten straight As in high school, if he had cared enough to try.

But then he wouldn't have been Albert Einstein....

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.


I love that the author couldn't help from describing some animes he knows all about in the closet stuff. Like his confused suburbanite mom wouldn't just buy "japanese schoolgirl" bagged outfits at the local porn store, but instead starts shopping cosplay websites to ensure she's dressing up as Hatsune Miku properly. He literally couldn't help but force his dumb animes into his story. He's like a Sherlock Holmes villain only somehow pastier.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



"Honey i bought one of those sexy japanese school girl outfits for you since you only like 2D Women!"


NO YOU DUMB BITCH THAT ISN"T ANYTHING LIKE Hatsune Miku!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
(pleb)

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

I like how he thinks he ruined his parents' marriage with hentai. No, kid, you ruined it by being born.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD



kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

"don't give a d***" gets me every time.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Do any hotels actually have that policy? That seems really stupid. Unless they mean at affiliated hotels, but a hotel across the street is more likely to be a competitor.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Elysiume posted:

Do any hotels actually have that policy? That seems really stupid. Unless they mean at affiliated hotels, but a hotel across the street is more likely to be a competitor.

Yes, and less likely than you think. Most common is the upscale and downscale being next to each other.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Elysiume posted:

Do any hotels actually have that policy? That seems really stupid. Unless they mean at affiliated hotels, but a hotel across the street is more likely to be a competitor.

If you are overbooked, and someone shows up who you don't have a room for, do you get them a room across the street or throw them out on the street?

Given those choices, the hotel that get a room with their competitor is going to have a higher number of people coming back next time.

Can you offer a 3rd choice? Maybe put 2 families in the same room?

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

Can you offer a 3rd choice? Maybe put 2 families in the same room?

Yes, live in 2014 where even the most basic of computer booking systems don't let you get overbooked to begin with.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Rudager posted:

Yes, live in 2014 where even the most basic of computer booking systems don't let you get overbooked to begin with.

From what I am told, it is actually standard practice(unless you only take reservations for specific rooms) since it is assumed that a certain percentage of people will end up not showing. By overbooking you can fill the hotel, maximizing profits, and in a worst case scenario you call the hotel across the street and get your extra guests a room their(usually at your hotels expense, since it WAS your mistake)

This is how both hotels and airlines do business as a standard practice.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

RFC2324 posted:

From what I am told, it is actually standard practice(unless you only take reservations for specific rooms) since it is assumed that a certain percentage of people will end up not showing. By overbooking you can fill the hotel, maximizing profits, and in a worst case scenario you call the hotel across the street and get your extra guests a room their(usually at your hotels expense, since it WAS your mistake)

This is how both hotels and airlines do business as a standard practice.

This summer we booked a room in a hotel through Hotels.com. When we got there, the place was being remodeled, which is a no-go for me because of my asthma. Hotels.com got us a better room, in a better location, for less money.

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

From what I am told, it is actually standard practice(unless you only take reservations for specific rooms) since it is assumed that a certain percentage of people will end up not showing. By overbooking you can fill the hotel, maximizing profits, and in a worst case scenario you call the hotel across the street and get your extra guests a room their(usually at your hotels expense, since it WAS your mistake)

This is how both hotels and airlines do business as a standard practice.

I can understand a restaurant doing this, but every time I book a motel or seat on a plane, they take the money up front right there and then at the time of booking, that seems to pretty well lock both parties into it.

And they've already got the money, so who loving cares if they show up or not from that point on?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Planes are always slightly overbooked. That's why you're sometimes offered hotel vouchers or money to take a later flight.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

RFC2324 posted:

If you are overbooked, and someone shows up who you don't have a room for, do you get them a room across the street or throw them out on the street?

Given those choices, the hotel that get a room with their competitor is going to have a higher number of people coming back next time.

Can you offer a 3rd choice? Maybe put 2 families in the same room?
For some reason I got the impression that they didn't have a reservation. I know that if you don't have a room, they'll try to accommodate you at another hotel. I thought the story was "a couple shows up at a hotel and asks for a room (without a reservation) so I offered them a $5000 suite." I'm going to blame that mistake on assuming the absolute worst of every story posted here.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Khazar-khum posted:

This summer we booked a room in a hotel through Hotels.com. When we got there, the place was being remodeled, which is a no-go for me because of my asthma. Hotels.com got us a better room, in a better location, for less money.

Yeah the only place I won't book hotels through a third party is Vegas, because Vegas works very very hard to make sure that you get amazing deals by booking directly and most places there are taking a loss on the rooms anyway so they bend over to accommodate you (most of the strip has frankly amazing customer service all around for obvious reasons). Other places having used Hotels.com and Expedia has saved my rear end at the last minute a ton of times.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Rudager posted:

I can understand a restaurant doing this, but every time I book a motel or seat on a plane, they take the money up front right there and then at the time of booking, that seems to pretty well lock both parties into it.

And they've already got the money, so who loving cares if they show up or not from that point on?

People with more money than sense/cares often do this thing where they won't know exactly which day they plan to travel, so they book, and pay for, the same trip on several days, and just no-show on the days they don't actually need.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

RFC2324 posted:

From what I am told, it is actually standard practice(unless you only take reservations for specific rooms) since it is assumed that a certain percentage of people will end up not showing. By overbooking you can fill the hotel, maximizing profits, and in a worst case scenario you call the hotel across the street and get your extra guests a room their(usually at your hotels expense, since it WAS your mistake)

This is how both hotels and airlines do business as a standard practice.

I think it's more common than you'd want to think. At the portrait studio I worked at, this was standard practice also, especially around the holidays. You'd literally have people leaving (rightfully) enraged because they had been waiting for an appointment scheduled for an hour prior and we were *supposed* to take walk-in appointments in addition to the scheduled ones. If we didn't fit everyone in, despite being typically understaffed or not having enough equipment to have that many shoots going at once, well, it was obviously our fault for not going through the shoots fast enough, as opposed to the dumb booking practice. They figured I guess instead of having, like, 30 customers who will have a reasonably okay, timely, dedicated experience, it was better to try cramming 50-60 customers who would all have to wait forever, then feel rushed when it was actually their turn, and be unlikely to recommend the place to anybody else after going home. Because that makes you more money TODAY, right? Who cares about practical quality of service :thumbsup:

A little off topic, I guess. It was poo poo, it did happen, there were assholes cranking to 11. But yeah it's one of those dumb practices that makes way more sense to the people at the high-up, far-away offices who only deal with numbers and literally never come face to face with a customer.

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PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Yeah the only place I won't book hotels through a third party is Vegas, because Vegas works very very hard to make sure that you get amazing deals by booking directly and most places there are taking a loss on the rooms anyway so they bend over to accommodate you (most of the strip has frankly amazing customer service all around for obvious reasons). Other places having used Hotels.com and Expedia has saved my rear end at the last minute a ton of times.

Third party sites like Expedia and Travelocity are a bad idea, they sometimes just book you to a random room without taking into account any considerations you've made (non-smoking, pet friendly, etc.). And then if you need to make any changes or anything, you can't get a refund through the hotel, you have to go through the website.

A better plan is to check the rates on the website, then call the hotel and say "hey Travelocity is offering X room at $XX.XX, can you match that?" 99% of the time they will, just to save everyone the hassle.

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