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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Bohemian Nights posted:

No, Azure is actually pretty solid.

this isn't actually true anymore. the amount of times the whole service has been down since the bone launch compared with earlier years is shocking. its even affecting office 365.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Bohemian Nights posted:

No, Azure is actually pretty solid.

Performance is degraded this very moment.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Barudak posted:

Titanfall was rad as hell and basically ruined other fps games for me.

Same

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
Xbox Live was very stable on 360, but since the Xbox One came out it goes down multiple times a week.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
It was so big it just ruined me for weeks.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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Chariot is a good game and it is also free for Gold members so don't forget to pick it up.

Organs
Feb 13, 2014

Saladman posted:

What does being a PS4 game have to do with anything? Sunset Overdrive has like a 95% chance of being ported to the PC by next year's Christmas season anyway, so it's not much of an exclusive anyway, unless you really don't want the plot twists to be ruined by online spoilers.

i don't think sunset overdrive will come to pc because insomniac won't touch the platform for some reason. they've always been console-only which kinda sucks tbh but maybe they'll finally change?? in some interview thing they said that they own the sunset overdrive ip and its up to them what they do with it so i suppose they've covered themselves for any potential sequels being multiplatform i guess

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006

Maybe I'm just not "into the scene" but has anyone else here found the amount of RAM in the Xbox One to be simply unbelievable??

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

I'm with you, Do. 32 whole megabytes, and all of it goes straight to that beefy graphics processor!

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
I, too, have a super strong opinion about video game consoles

WinnebagoWarrior
Apr 8, 2009

I eat Rotheseburgehergh's like you for breakfast

Wonderllama posted:

I, too, have a super strong opinion about video game consoles

A SWELL DUDE
Feb 8, 2005

Doflamingo posted:

Maybe I'm just not "into the scene" but has anyone else here found the amount of RAM in the Xbox One to be simply unbelievable??

I wasn't quite sure what you were talking about so I looked it up.

My face IRL: :eyepop:

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Bohemian Nights posted:

No, Azure is actually pretty solid.

solid as a cloud

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Atoramos posted:

solid as a cloud

:master:

RangerAce
Feb 25, 2014

Atoramos posted:

solid as a cloud

Have you seen the :yayclod:?

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Wonderllama posted:

I, too, have a super strong opinion about video game consoles

same but my opinion is stronger and can beat up your opinion

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
My videogame opinions get weaker by the day

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
I'd workout my opinion more, but I don't want it to get too big

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Wonderllama posted:

I'd workout my opinion more, but I don't want it to get too big
My opinion can satisfy anyone. :smug:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I'm gay.

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

Saladman posted:

You'd have to be pretty desperate for numbers to count Akiba's Trip as a game for the PS4 and not as a hentai web application. I'd never heard of it, but then looked it up and I'm at work, so I'll probably be fired. Thanks a lot.

Funnily enough i "looked it up" at work as well. Looks like 'anime panty simulator 2014'.... it will probably sell well in Japan.

CheeseFactory fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Oct 2, 2014

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Great Joe posted:

I'm with you, Do. 32 whole megabytes, and all of it goes straight to that beefy graphics processor!

It doesn't go straight to anything, actually; it goes through the memory controller.

Go look at the block diagram again.

Why the hell would you put L4 cache behind a memory controller?

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sir Unimaginative posted:

It doesn't go straight to anything, actually; it goes through the memory controller.

Go look at the block diagram again.

Why the hell would you put L4 cache behind a memory controller?

U DONT KNOW ANYTHING ITS IN A GOOD PLACE

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


I'm just talking about what Microsoft did; you're still worthy.

Funkmaster General
Sep 13, 2008

Hey, man, I distinctly remember this being an episode of Spongebob. :colbert:

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

CheeseFactory posted:

Funnily enough i "looked it up" at work as well. Looks like 'anime panty simulator 2014'.... it will probably sell well in Japan.

Looking up school girl skirts via the power of Morpheus, sounds like Sony are on to a winner. Warning: May cause neck ache.

New sunset TV!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hbncKmLIvE

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's not actually cache though, is it?

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


hes not actually gay

Funkmaster General
Sep 13, 2008

Hey, man, I distinctly remember this being an episode of Spongebob. :colbert:

Sleepy Owl posted:

hes not actually gay

Well, I am.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


:drat:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Me too.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


:wow:

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
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the only way i know i actually still exist in this world is by posting the something awful xbone thread

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

matrix ripoff posted:

the only way i know i actually still exist in this world is by posting the something awful xbone thread

How about a hug?

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Some good news for once:



Bonus image:

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
they need a plan to promote a game for a flagging console? the plan is simple: just keep advertising.

wow. pay me.

Edmund Honda
Sep 27, 2003

And More posted:

Some good news for once:

"We are working on plans to promote [a game that came out two weeks ago]"

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Does Phil even know the game is out?

Edmund Honda posted:

"We are working on plans to promote [a game that came out two weeks ago]"
But they are working! On plans! For a project of a suggestion to consider the possibilities of inviting consultants to toss around ideas for a think tank largely dedicated to reading memos about promoting a number of Xbox console family titles which may or may not include D4, which is up to a feasibility committee assembled only on full moon Fridays, if the wind smells of lavender.

Arzachel
May 12, 2012

Germstore posted:

It's not actually cache though, is it?

Nope, that would make too much sense.

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

And More posted:

Some good news for once:

Plus very specific "never on PS4" denials. Would buy on PC in a heartbeat.

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