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AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

So, apparently CBS/NFL Network really, really wants to hammer in how much the Vikings suck with all those stats.

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rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.
Les calm down

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Crazy Ted posted:

I'm not sure who's worse: incredibly pessimistic fans or incredibly smug fans.
Is it pessimism if it's always accurate?

I guess the St. Louis and Atlanta games were alright. We're just smart enough not to get our hopes up too much, though.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

I love you and we shared drinks but on this we must differ

he's a fellow smuggler, he has a special place in my cold hosed up heart

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

the wrongest post

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

wheez the roux posted:

worst sportscaster in football as a whole is beyond a shadow of a doubt Matt loving Millen
It is the Vikings' Paul Allen. He is such a whiny shitlord that he once threw his headset after a Seahawks TD in a game there about ten years ago. He is awful.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
GO FOR IT MIKE YOU FAT FUCKIN IDIOT

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Go for it Pack, rub it in their faces

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
that fat bastard needs to stop calling toss plays

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
go for it you pussy

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

A Berman and Gruden announcing team would rule

This is the first correct thing you have ever said here.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The Pros and Cons of each of these teams and why I should root for them or not

Follow your groin.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Why would you run a toss?

Don't make this harder on this weak running game.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Crazy Ted posted:

It is Paul Allen. He is such a whiny shitlord that he once threw his headset after a Seahawks TD in a game there about ten years ago. He is awful.

this confused me for way too long because i was wondering when the gently caress our owner would ever have a headset on

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Soothing Vapors posted:

GO FOR IT MIKE YOU FAT FUCKIN IDIOT
Crazy Ted NFL commissioner platform: no punts allowed on 4th and 2 or less.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Fat Mike you loving coward

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
The vikings offense is seriously crippled if they can't score vs the packers defense

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
It's 14 nothing and you've stopped them all game. Dont go for it.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Crazy Ted posted:

Crazy Ted NFL commissioner platform: no punts allowed on 4th and 2 or less.

you have my vote

edit: and that means something, because I am a :smugdog: nfl owner :smugdog:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
James Starks trying his best to make Lacy look like a competent back

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The vikings offense is seriously crippled if they can't score vs the packers defense

Put in Harnish

f1av0r
Jan 13, 2008
Greg Jennings is the James harden of the nfl

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

A Berman and Gruden announcing team would rule

Do you just go out of your way to suck, or what?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The vikings offense is seriously crippled if they can't score vs the packers defense
Well they're on their #3 QB and a 1/2 running back combo that features an undrafted fourth-year guy and a rookie who was a QB in college.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

A Berman and Gruden announcing team would rule

the only time i will ever quote or agree with a LWB post

in addition to his smuggling and love of opiates i also appreciate his ability to keep us up to date on all relevant gambling information

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
im all about nazism

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
I should have phrased my question better. Who's the most consistently wrong?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The vikings offense is seriously crippled if they can't score vs the packers defense

It's almost like they lost their hall of fame running back and their first and second string QBs.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Brad Pitt as Macklemore in World War II movie

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ah the subtle nut shot

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

ThePeavstenator posted:

I should have phrased my question better. Who's the most consistently wrong?

Tirico kept babbling this week about a rule he completely misunderstood, I'm going with him

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Christian Ponder in a Norv Turner offense... I mean I'm seriously having an aneurysm

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wonder if there's porn of the Midas touch hand?

I'm going to say yes.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bip Roberts posted:

It's almost like they lost their hall of fame running back and their first and second string QBs.

An addendum to this is their first, second and third string QBs are all second stringers.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Doctor Candiru posted:

Brad Pitt as Macklemore in World War II movie

Kills nazis, invents rap, and ends homophobia.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Zimmer you idiot, don't go to Norv for head coaching advice.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Soothing Vapors posted:

Tirico kept babbling this week about a rule he completely misunderstood, I'm going with him

Costas/Berman

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I just ate like 75 california pitted dates

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