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Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

Athanatos posted:

They had to hook a USB cord up to a 777 as it flew 10 feet above the ground to download airport server data backups.

But is it Agents of Shield bad?

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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Miko posted:

There is an entire half of football to play. Seriously, who is going to do what after they come out of the locker room.

TNF being TNF

Time for the Chandler Harnish Experience

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Boon posted:

Wait, do we need to swear so bad that it should somehow be allowed over cancer?

gently caress yes

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Brannock posted:

What specifically did he say

:) : What was your thought process when calling that final timeout?
:v: : We were just trying to get some more yards. :shrug:

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Retail Slave posted:

Wasn't this the same coach who called a timeout with one second left in the game down by two scores against the Packers?

No?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Athanatos posted:

They had to hook a USB cord up to a 777 as it flew 10 feet above the ground to download airport server data backups.

Wait what? Kluwe the writer?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Industrial posted:

Why would you not change QBs at this point? Literally almost impossible to be worse at this point.

Just replace him with a JUGS machine.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Industrial posted:

Why would you not change QBs at this point? Literally almost impossible to be worse at this point.

The only other QB they have had only been on the roster for 48 hours.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TeeMerk posted:

So it's a date?

you bet it was. I suggested we go back to my place but she said hers because her bed is like a prescription bed or something

her apartment was like all hippy style, and she kept showing me her self-portraits of her trying to paint while stretching, because she needs to stretch so much

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

TMMadman posted:

So it's ok to show a cancerous breast x-ray on tv, but you still can't swear.

This country has some seriously hosed up priorities.

Nah man you got it backwards - you can totally swear on the air (how much / what words depends on the hour of the day, if you're a network channel, cable channel, or local access) BUT LORD HELP YOU if you show a nip.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

So I'm the guy who thought the Vikings were going to win.

Holy gently caress.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Vikings had 95 total yards

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Vaders Jester posted:

But is it Agents of Shield bad?

Not anymore

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


wheez the roux posted:

scorpion was literally sold as "the big bang theory meets NCIS"

god knows how bad it is

think star trek techno babble in a way more boring setting

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


On the bright side, Asiata is on pace for a 100-yard game.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Hey McCarthy, run the loving ball!

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The Vikings should ponder Christian's future on their team

:downsrim:



For real though they should put that practice squad guy in.

He can't be worse. I mean, he really cannot be worse.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Madcosby posted:

you bet it was. I suggested we go back to my place but she said hers because her bed is like a prescription bed or something

her apartment was like all hippy style, and she kept showing me her self-portraits of her trying to paint while stretching, because she needs to stretch so much

rip your virginity

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Vaders Jester posted:

But is it Agents of Shield bad?

agents of shield has been pretty sweet ever since the events of captain america 2. I haven't seen this season though.

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:

Azhais posted:

Not anymore

I stopped watching after three episodes and couldn't bring myself to go back it was so bad.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

johnny sack posted:

:downsrim:



For real though they should put that practice squad guy in.

He can't be worse. I mean, he really cannot be worse.

And even if he is, who gives a poo poo at this point?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
so will hawks/skins be this bad

i hope so

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

someone dig up that retail slave meltdown from opening night cause its positively lol-worthy in the face of this

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Hizawk posted:

So I'm the guy who thought the Vikings were going to win.

Holy gently caress.
With how the defense played in the second quarter, they would be winning if not for #7.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Madcosby posted:

you bet it was. I suggested we go back to my place but she said hers because her bed is like a prescription bed or something

her apartment was like all hippy style, and she kept showing me her self-portraits of her trying to paint while stretching, because she needs to stretch so much

did you.... did you offer to help her stretch? Did you then accidentally snap her hollow bird bones and sawdust poofed out?

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Akbar posted:

agents of shield has been pretty sweet ever since the events of captain america 2. I haven't seen this season though.

It's pretty much continuing on like the end of season 1. I'm glad I stuck with it after the shitshow that was the first half of the first season.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Brannock posted:

What specifically did he say

to answer the question "why did you call that last timeout with 15 seconds to go" he answered "we just wanted more yards."

it was weird

Industrial
May 31, 2001

Everyone here wishes I would ragequit my life

Big Beef City posted:

The only other QB they have had only been on the roster for 48 hours.

And he is still probably better than Ponder. If he does nothing but throw passes into the dirt he is better than ponder,

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Vaders Jester posted:

I stopped watching after three episodes and couldn't bring myself to go back it was so bad.

patton oswalt got killed and stuffed in the ceiling

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

A marching band? SOMEONE GET THE WOLVES

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

patton oswalt got killed and stuffed in the ceiling

Patton Oswalt was loving great on Justified.


yoohooYolo

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Madcosby posted:

you bet it was. I suggested we go back to my place but she said hers because her bed is like a prescription bed or something

her apartment was like all hippy style, and she kept showing me her self-portraits of her trying to paint while stretching, because she needs to stretch so much

I really enjoy how people become more and more caricaturical as they get older instead of deeper and well-rounded

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

has a QB ever posted a rating of 0 for a game

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

patton oswalt got killed and stuffed in the ceiling

then he came back

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




zimbomonkey posted:

to answer the question "why did you call that last timeout with 15 seconds to go" he answered "we just wanted more yards."

it was weird

Points. They need points. Why does he not get that ? Even a bad chance at a deep pass is better than 3 yards up the middle.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Excelzior posted:

has a QB ever posted a rating of 0 for a game
It's happened a number of times, actually.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Bill Cowher thinks Christian Ponder is a spread quarterback?

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
teddy's a dropback qb though :confused:

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