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Izumi Konata posted:a bunch of cops go on a vengeance-fueled manhunt in the woods and eventually forget their grudge while overcoming obstacles and developing lifelong friendships. slapstick lowbrow humor and fartjokes ensue. no women allowed. "how deep into the woods will these brothers in blue go to find the truth?" dicks halfway in 2015
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Trochanter posted:Realtalk whats the most powerful equipment are allowed to use? I think SWAT has hand grenades and riot cops have grenade launchers for tear gas, but do they have anything like rpgs or cannons? (Sheriff Joe's artillery piece doesn't count) theres no real rules afaik (beyond various state/local rules obviously). I know bloomberg/ray kelly a few years ago were talkin big about having anti-aircraft capability and bazookas and poo poo but apparently the former's just wishful thinking. Though apparently those .50 cal rifles are common and popular among police depts despite being potentially dangerous
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Oct 3, 2014 03:48
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katlington posted:Stay safe diaper sniper.
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Oct 3, 2014 04:47
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a drone to deliver hot coffee and donuts might not be dangerous, but it would be delicious
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Oct 3, 2014 04:50
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That truck looks like the humvee from The Lost World.
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DO IT TO IT posted:That truck looks like the humvee from The Lost World. miltech is toys for adults
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carrion kit posted:i hope one of the cops shoots another cop Dick Cheney style, PA Woodland Edition
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Lazyfire posted:So what are the chances the cops caught the guy already and are just loving around in the woods until hunting season starts so they get the best tree stand locations and their pick of the deer in the area? The Rook rolls out of the woods, its mobile shooter platform stacked 8 deep with bucks. News runs up to the tac'ed-out officers walking along side. "Has there been any contact with the shooter? Have you seen any signs that he's still out there?" Setting sun glinting off Oakleys, the cop turns to the reporter and replies, "Depends."
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Ork of Fiction posted:The Rook rolls out of the woods, its mobile shooter platform stacked 8 deep with bucks. Lol I wonder at what point they call it off. Like realize this is a huge waste and just send everybody home and give them a little medal of participation. It should have 3 rings on it, because they totally got clowned
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Oct 3, 2014 11:02
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John Denver Hoxha posted:Lol while all the police are in the woods, the diaper sniper is taking over the town, they're gonna get home and he's mayor and declares it diaper day and they all have a big laugh about the romp in the woods, no hard feelings
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Oct 3, 2014 13:11
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you irl posted:while all the police are in the woods, the diaper sniper is taking over the town, they're gonna get home and he's mayor and declares it diaper day and they all have a big laugh about the romp in the woods, no hard feelings Never forget D-Day
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Oct 3, 2014 13:22
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you irl posted:while all the police are in the woods, the diaper sniper is taking over the town, they're gonna get home and he's mayor and declares it diaper day and they all have a big laugh about the romp in the woods, no hard feelings So basically the cops are being had by the carnies from that one episode of the Simpsons.
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Oct 3, 2014 13:42
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Lazyfire posted:So basically the cops are being had by the carnies from that one episode of the Simpsons. i dont watch manga sorry
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Oct 3, 2014 13:56
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you irl posted:i dont watch manga sorry You are subhuman trash.
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Oct 3, 2014 14:02
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I'm totally calling Diaper Sniper breaks Chelsea Manning out of jail and they fall in love and live happily ever after. It would make a great hallmark movie anyhow.
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The state police just announced "Oops, those were not Frein's diapers, our bad." This thread is predicated on falsehoods. At least I still have SWAT and helicopters in my yard to look forward to indefinitely.
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Oct 3, 2014 17:11
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How much of a bounty is on this guy like a hundred grand? loving failure of the free market here...
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PoconoHermit posted:The state police just announced "Oops, those were not Frein's diapers, our bad." This thread is predicated on falsehoods. At least I still have SWAT and helicopters in my yard to look forward to indefinitely. I choose to think forensics wanted to spare their idiot mouthbreathing woodshiking armycosplaying coworkers the ultimate shame diaper sniper for ever
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PoconoHermit posted:The state police just announced "Oops, those were not Frein's diapers, our bad." This thread is predicated on falsehoods. At least I still have SWAT and helicopters in my yard to look forward to indefinitely. NO
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Oct 3, 2014 17:57
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"huh it turns out we were tracking some other crazy survivalist who had assumed the Dark Lord Obama had finally sent the FEMA thugs to take him to the camps and started hiding out in the woods, its just a little misunderstanding"
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The Droid posted:"huh it turns out we were tracking some other crazy survivalist who had assumed the Dark Lord Obama had finally sent the FEMA thugs to take him to the camps and started hiding out in the woods, its just a little misunderstanding" In that part of Pennsylvania the list of suspects is more or less endless.
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PoconoHermit posted:The state police just announced "Oops, those were not Frein's diapers, our bad." This thread is predicated on falsehoods. At least I still have SWAT and helicopters in my yard to look forward to indefinitely. i refuse to believe this until a link is posted. no im not going to look it up myself, gently caress that
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Oct 3, 2014 18:29
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It was just some OTHER nut's forest diapers??? that's even better
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Oct 3, 2014 18:32
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He'll always be the Diaper Sniper of my heart.
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Oct 3, 2014 18:36
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CharlestonJew posted:i refuse to believe this until a link is posted. im not seeing anything like that on the pennsylvania news sites but maybe its just not there yet
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Oct 3, 2014 18:37
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http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/diapers_found_during_search_fo.html Apparently they were literal baby diapers. quote:"Several discovered diapers containing fecal matter would only fit an infant and can be ruled out as not belonging to Mr. Frein, said the source, who asked to remain anonymous. ...
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Oct 3, 2014 18:46
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Ya you know, dressin' up, playin' army man, sniffin' some random diepes in the woods good times
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Oct 3, 2014 18:52
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i knew this guy had been long gone for a while now
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Oct 3, 2014 18:55
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naem posted:Ya you know, dressin' up, playin' army man, sniffin' some random diepes in the woods good times This is our police force folks.
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Oct 3, 2014 18:58
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naem posted:Ya you know, dressin' up, playin' army man, sniffin' some random diepes in the woods good times even if they aren't his he still earned the moniker and ill repeat it ad nauseum stay safe diaper sniper
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Oct 3, 2014 19:00
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footage of police investigation freeze frames and darkens to spotlight soiled diaper. camera slowly zooms in. "false flag?"
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Oct 3, 2014 19:02
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stay safe pamper human being camper
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Jagchosis posted:http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/diapers_found_during_search_fo.html "Subject is 1'4", 30 pounds. White male last seen with his mother wearing light-up Optimus Prime sneakers. He's know to insist he's a big boy."
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Jagchosis posted:http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/diapers_found_during_search_fo.html this is simultaneously a big letdown but also really goddamn funny that cops are spending thousands digging around in some random baby's ancient woods turds
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:this is simultaneously a big letdown but also really goddamn funny that cops are spending thousands digging around in some random baby's ancient woods turds This is a metaphor for congress isn't it?
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Oct 3, 2014 19:10
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Its hard to believe how absolutely absurd this situation has become
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Oct 3, 2014 19:12
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imo the only reason they haven't caught him is that they only have one rook and not nearly enough glowsticks
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Oct 3, 2014 19:14
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Someone should throw some dog turds into a diaper for the cops to find. Then claim he's a werewolf and that's why they can't find him
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Oct 3, 2014 19:15
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FogHelmut posted:prob gonna find bigfoot before they find him maybe they are bigfoot diapers
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