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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:maybe they are bigfoot diapers littlefoot maybe, the dinosaur
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poopy diapey snipey man shoots the cops, lives off the land
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Oct 3, 2014 22:13
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grope proof vest posted:poopy diapey snipey man lets jumprope to this
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:this is simultaneously a big letdown but also really goddamn funny that cops are spending thousands digging around in some random baby's ancient woods turds Dooks Proving Hazardous to Police Reputation (AP)
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can't snoop the poope
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Mariana Horchata posted:if ur really that chickenshit about doing ur job u should change careers and become a database analyst or something instead. Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836 Police Officially Refuse To Hire Applicants With High IQ Scores http://politicalblindspot.com/police-officially-refuse-to-hire-applicants-with-high-iq-scores/ Police Force In South Carolina Drastically Lowers Required Max IQ For New Officers http://nationalreport.net/mccormick-sc-police-force-drastically-lowers-required-iq-minimum-new-officers/
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So the bounty is actually 175,000, almost a fifth of a million dollars, but apparently bounty hunters aren't swarming the forest because PA doesn't allow them to arrest people (thanks Obama)
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Oct 3, 2014 23:33
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any goons want to meet up and hunt the diaper sniper? i can provide glowsticks
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everything I believed in... was a lie 
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If the regular hunters in this state were allowed to find this guy, it would be over in a day.
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this is also a good excuse for them to comb the woods for any sort of other crazy wood shenanigans, a big waste of money imo
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Looks like them Dook boys are it again
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Absalom Baird posted:Looks like them Dook boys are it again
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FRINGE posted:Police Force In South Carolina Drastically Lowers Required Max IQ For New Officers comments on that article posted:I don’t care how lumpy and dull and officer is as long as he has good color vision, because SOME people are harder to see in the dark 
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the greatest trick the diaper sniper ever pulled was convincing the pennsylvania state police he doesn't wear diapers
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Frein's Internet Search Bivens said Frein conducted Internet searches on how to evade police manhunts. No Affair Bivens said police have found no evidence to support an affair between a relative of Frein and one of the troopers wives led to the shooting. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/26/diaper-sniper-eric-frein_n_5887694.html#liveblog Diaper Sniper is real now.
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Absalom Baird posted:Looks like them Dook boys are it again 
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Absalom Baird posted:Looks like them Dook boys are it again
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Jagchosis posted:http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/diapers_found_during_search_fo.html we were foolish to think it was just man. it's a cabal. a cabal of sniper shitters Absalom Baird posted:Looks like them Dook boys are it again
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so much of what happens these days is so loving ridiculous i'm pretty sure my brain won't even subconsciously accept it, it just thinks it's a funny movie starring stupid, stupid cops
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Here is your life if you are me and driving your bagel truck around the mean streets of Canadensis every day. http://youtu.be/TN82-Jy4JUQ
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that's one expensive barricade, hope you don't actually live in that county
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now that all these facts about the case turn out to be false it's going to be revealed that Eric Frein doesn't even exist
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WHY did the cops immediately announce DIAPERS BOOM BOOM DIAPERS HE'S A BIG BOY especially since he is apparently not
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CharlestonJew posted:now that all these facts about the case turn out to be false it's going to be revealed that Eric Frein doesn't even exist We were both on our high school rifle team in '99 but I gotta tell ya this prospect terrifies me.
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Oct 4, 2014 02:01
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gonna need a Penn goon to take a couple dumps in a garbage bag and huck it into the woods asap
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an FBI presser just announced that the sniper may have spent time at a terrorist potty training camp haha
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shoot, dook, and scoot
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Sheriff: "We have confirmed that these diapers do not belong to Eric Frein, therefore we believe he is making GBS threads directly in his pants instead. We will renew our search for soiled pants immediately."
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Lazyfire posted:"Subject is 1'4", 30 pounds. White male last seen with his mother wearing light-up Optimus Prime sneakers. He's know to insist he's a big boy." He's armed and dangerous! Get a flashbang in that GOING TACTICAGHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGG
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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Baracula posted:stay safe pamper human being camper
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I choose to believe he ate nothing but baby food, to throw the coppers off his trail.
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OP why did you abbreviate it "penn" instead of "PA"
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Didnt take long for someone to try and blame the Palestinian Authority. 
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VendaGoat posted:If the regular hunters in this state were allowed to find this guy, it would be over in a day. yeah because they would all panic and shoot each other like a circular hillbilly firing squad PoconoHermit posted:Here is your life if you are me and driving your bagel truck around the mean streets of Canadensis every day. when driving through a fascist state it's important to have good tunes  although I am now honestly fearing for your wellbeing, stay safe bagel goon
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idiot snipers always getting one kill and going off to hide somewhere to inflate their k/d
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Man the police in PA make loving PennDot look competent
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Lutha Mahtin posted:you know, i just realized frein is one of those scrubs who gets one kill and fucks off to where nobody can find him to inflate his k/d awaiting the police to report that he was an avid player of Day Z
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I wonder if someone could mod the topography of Western PA into Call of Duty, or whatever current FPS, and stage a virtual hunt for Diaper Sniper, and have him found before the cops in the real world do.
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How the hell do you not spot the difference between a diaper meant for an infant and a grown man? Those cops are some shameful fathers who've never changed a nappy in their life.
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