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PoconoHermit posted:We were both on our high school rifle team in '99 but I gotta tell ya this prospect terrifies me. So what's the vibe down there amongst the locals?
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Helical Nightmares posted:I wonder if someone could mod the topography of Western PA into Call of Duty, or whatever current FPS, and stage a virtual hunt for Diaper Sniper, and have him found before the cops in the real world do. Though Pittsburgh would make a good COD map since that city was designed by an insane person who must have had a thing for steps.
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Oct 4, 2014 05:12
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This guy is the reason everyone should have small bombs implanted in their brains controlled by a supercomputer somewhere.
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Oct 4, 2014 05:20
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I hope when he finds out he's been dubbed 'the diaper sniper' he goes on a cop-kill rampage and takes out like 40 of them, just so he gets a new nickname.
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Oct 4, 2014 05:23
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Troon Flesh Mask posted:I hope when he finds out he's been dubbed 'the diaper sniper' he goes on a cop-kill rampage and takes out like 40 of them, just so he gets a new nickname. Unfortunately he comes across the 40 cops that wear diapers and he shoots them in the diaper with 100% accuracy. He'll stay Diaper Sniper forever.
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Oct 4, 2014 05:32
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Rapman the Cook posted:
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Troon Flesh Mask posted:I hope when he finds out he's been dubbed 'the diaper sniper' he goes on a cop-kill rampage and takes out like 40 of them, just so he gets a new nickname. Personally i hope he embraces it and starts leaving signed missives to thw police. Maybe he can write the letter, swallow it, then poo poo it into a diaper
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Oct 4, 2014 05:39
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Mr. Horrible posted:yeah because they would all panic and shoot each other like a circular hillbilly firing squad Hello officer, can I help you?
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Helical Nightmares posted:I wonder if someone could mod the topography of Western PA into Call of Duty, or whatever current FPS, and stage a virtual hunt for Diaper Sniper, and have him found before the cops in the real world do. there is precedent for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B91dyXKkqB0
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Oct 4, 2014 06:33
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VendaGoat posted:Hello officer, can I help you? you think PA police and hunters have an antagonistic relationship where you from, city boy?
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Oct 4, 2014 07:38
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Mr. Horrible posted:you think PA police and hunters have an antagonistic relationship probably somewhere with running water and no hillbilly rape squads
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Oct 4, 2014 07:57
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Baracula posted:probably somewhere with running water and no hillbilly rape squads no excuse you must know your enemy to defeat him which is why all police must immediately begin wearing diapers, even when off duty
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Oct 4, 2014 10:34
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Police found a campsite recently used by 31-year-old Eric Frein and found tuna fish, ramen noodles and other food and clothing as well as 90 rounds from a rifle of the same type used in the deadly Sept. 12 ambush, Lt. Col. George Bivens said. Police previously said they found two pipe bombs belonging to Frein at the same campsite. “Because we continue to push Frein, and to seize the items he needs to survive, we believe he will be forced to search for food and shelters in other locations,” said Bivens, who gave an update on the manhunt three weeks after the shooting that killed Cpl. Bryon Dickson and seriously wounded Trooper Alex Douglass. Hundreds of law enforcement officials have been searching for Frein in the woods around his parent’s home in Canadensis. Police have spoken with Frein’s family about making a public appeal for his surrender, but no decision has been made, Bivens said. DNA testing, meanwhile, was inconclusive on soiled diapers thought to have been left by Frein, the FBI said Friday. DNA testing, on diapers. lol.
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Oct 4, 2014 11:49
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orangesampson posted:“Because we continue to push Frein, and to seize the items he needs to survive, we believe he will be forced to search for food and shelters in other locations,” said Bivens So they're accepting that they lost him, right? God speed, Diaper Sniper.
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Oct 4, 2014 12:03
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brizna posted:So what's the vibe down there amongst the locals? Lots of cop worship and blue ribbons. They just cancelled deer season on us and that poo poo is bigger than jesus around here, so that might change soon.
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Day 30 OCT-7th (?) Food supplies running low, when we found his stockpile the first man on it, a rookie private, immediately tore into the tuna can with his teeth, cracking four of them. The sergeants pulled him off, wailing, in a scrum. Not to help him, no, to do exactly the same thing. We didn't have can openers, that went towards the Rook. Every half sane man left thinks this exact thought. No one says anything. It doesn't matter anymore. At first we thought the diapers were his. Well, that's what the dick sucking politicos tried to convince us anyway, convince themselves. But Frein doesn't need to poop. He doesn't need to do anything, but kill cops. Kill fat cops, fat baby fat goo goo cops. The diapers were for us. Every man that walked off on his own to poo poo disappeared. Same with groups. We'd lose contact with squads on opposite sides of the forest at the same time. "Maybe they left, maybe they got out." But we all knew, there was no way out of this forest. Frein was the forest, and the diapers were for us. lovely lovely poo cop diapers. Those that wear the diapers, live, those that don't... But I don't care anymore, I'm already dead. I don't remember when I died. Was it when the chief locked himself in the Rook, furiously masturbating as he doused himself in gasoline? Or when we received the last broadcast from the outside world, from John MacPhareus at Utica 103.1, "fucken cops, die piglets lol." Even if we got out, there's no going back. Every time I close my eyes I see soiled diapers as involuntarily as I poo poo in them. Frein has won. I love my diapers.
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Oct 4, 2014 14:48
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Brown eye sniper, you dook and I run.
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PoconoHermit posted:Lots of cop worship and blue ribbons. They just cancelled deer season on us and that poo poo is bigger than jesus around here, so that might change soon. like  but with antlers instead of a rifle big?
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Oct 4, 2014 17:01
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:dypesnype:
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Perfidia posted::dypesnype: oh, I thought someone would have bought that by now
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Alas Boobylon posted:Day 30 OCT-7th (?)
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stay safe diaper sniper
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Why is he leaving ammo and poo poo laying around? Isnt he gonna need that to go down in a blaze of glory?
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No More Heroes posted:Why is he leaving ammo and poo poo laying around? Isnt he gonna need that to go down in a blaze of glory? It's a decoy. Diaper sniper has a plan.
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Oct 4, 2014 17:32
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No More Heroes posted:Why is he leaving ammo and poo poo laying around? Isnt he gonna need that to go down in a blaze of glory? Haven't you heard? It's some other guy leaving the poo poo laying around. Dunno why he's leaving ammo behind though.
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Oct 4, 2014 17:33
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Do cops there not have helicopters with IR cameras for this poo poo?
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Shoehead posted:Do cops there not have helicopters with IR cameras for this poo poo? Hes probably hiding in a sewer pipe like Saddam Hussein, er Qaddafi.
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Oct 4, 2014 17:39
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I don't think that works unless you're chasing brown people in a desert.
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Alas Boobylon posted:I don't think that works unless you're chasing brown people in a desert. I've seen Cops, that poo poo works out in the woods.
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PoconoHermit posted:They just cancelled deer season on us and that poo poo is bigger than jesus around here, so that might change soon.  This is a state of Emergency for PA. We'll be overrun by deer in a month's time.
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Shoehead posted:I've seen Cops, that poo poo works out in the woods. if they catch him they have to stop playing army man dressup and go back to their real jobs so, you know
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VendaGoat posted:
Skip a year. Imagine how easy it will be next year.
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VendaGoat posted:
The woods are already swarming with pigs 
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VendaGoat posted:
Report puts cost of car-deer crashes at $400 million in Pennsylvania October 16, 2013 4:00 AM You weren't kidding. http://www.post-gazette.com/news/tr...es/201310160120
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they have not one, but two helicopters with flir lol. still cant snipe the diap.
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VendaGoat posted:
They are coming straight for us!
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fyodor posted:they have not one, but two helicopters with flir lol. still cant snipe the diap. Maybe he is using the diapers to mask his heat signature ?
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Oct 4, 2014 17:51
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this is rambo + predator aka what gets me cummin
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Those poor cops are gonna get stuck out on a hill in the middle of the woods and then the deer are all gonna come like Zulu only the deer are black people in this analogy.
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orangesampson posted:Report puts cost of car-deer crashes at $400 million in Pennsylvania You haven't lived till you've run over one while on a motorcycle.
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