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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Skeesix posted:

It's just that... usually we're the ones who solve the case.

The last case you got to the bottom of, was a case of Mallomars!

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

It's just that... usually we're the ones who solve the case.

This is... just a little unsettling.

Sixkee posted:

Thank you! But I couldn't have done it without my brainy little brother UmJakk.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Yes, eat all of our pints!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

Yes, eat all of our pints!

What kind of a catchphrase is that? :rolleyes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What kind of a catchphrase is that? :rolleyes:

..uhh... d'oh.... I.... that boy ain't right..... :ninja:

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
We drove 2,000 miles for this!?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Spectacle Rock posted:

We drove 2,000 miles for this!?

Let us never speak of the shortcut again.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Spectacle Rock posted:

We drove 2,000 miles for this!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZbRbYYzyOM&t=10s

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Let us never speak of the shortcut again.

Key kids! Who wants to drive through that cactus patch?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment, like "Rain Man", or "Awakenings"?

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Key kids! Who wants to drive through that cactus patch?

Yeah, Yeeeah....
no.


That cactus is right!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Troy Queef posted:

Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment, like "Rain Man", or "Awakenings"?

There's a crayon in my brain?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
There have been so many classic Simpsons quotes. I remember the time I tried to quote Springfield Gorge --

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Skeesix posted:

It's just that... usually we're the ones who solve the case.

This is... just a little unsettling.

Nancy Drew says that all a person needs to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Nancy Drew says that all a person needs to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament!

And these Hardy Boys books are great, too! This one's about smugglers!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

And these Hardy Boys books are great, too! This one's about smugglers!

They're all about smugglers.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Martytoof posted:

There have been so many classic Simpsons quotes. I remember the time I tried to quote Springfield Gorge --

The script originally called for *me* to quote the gorge, but I had been up all night paying goons to kiss, so Martytoof volunteered to do the stunt.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

They're all about smugglers.

Not this one: "The Pirates of Smuggler's Cove". It's about pirates! :downs:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Nancy Drew says that all a person needs to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament!

I can't get enough of The Babysitter Twins. They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the president, and made four dollars!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Not this one: "The Pirates of Smuggler's Cove". It's about pirates! :downs:

Tsk, tsk. Sooooo many swears.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Tsk, tsk. Sooooo many swears.

Crap boobs crap!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Crap boobs crap!

Sweet merciful crap!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Tsk, tsk. Sooooo many swears.

Hiney!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Balzac.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Now now fallout boy, no need for profanity!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Now now fallout boy, no need for profanity!

Jiminy jillikers. Jiminy jillikers. Jiminy jillikers!

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

You did it, Do over Ham! Now, chew through my ball sack.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Martytoof posted:

There have been so many classic Simpsons quotes. I remember the time I tried to quote Springfield Gorge --

I was talking about quotes! Not... :airquote:quotes:airquote:...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

Now now fallout boy, no need for profanity!

You know, kids, I’m sure we’d all like to remember actor Dirk Richter for his portrayal of Radioactive Man, and not the sordid details of his final years, so let’s keep the questions tasteful, okay? :)

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

You know, kids, I’m sure we’d all like to remember actor Dirk Richter for his portrayal of Radioactive Man, and not the sordid details of his final years, so let’s keep the questions tasteful, okay? :)

Hey, shut up, or I'll ram a stool down your throat!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

Hey, shut up, or I'll ram a stool down your throat!

You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

Oh, why can't I find Amanda Hugenkiss?

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt :downs:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You know, kids, I’m sure we’d all like to remember actor Dirk Richter for his portrayal of Radioactive Man, and not the sordid details of his final years, so let’s keep the questions tasteful, okay? :)

In closing, you people must realize that the public owns you for life! And when you're dead, you'll all be in commercials, dancing with vacuum cleaners. Thank you, your honor.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You know, kids, I’m sure we’d all like to remember actor Dirk Richter for his portrayal of Radioactive Man, and not the sordid details of his final years, so let’s keep the questions tasteful, okay? :)

Colonel Klink! Did you know that Hogan had a radio in the coffee pot?

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Spectacle Rock posted:

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt :downs:

I must post now, the Simpsons thread needs me.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Philip Rivers posted:

I must post now, the Simpsons thread needs me.

Philip died on the way back to his User Control Panel.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Mister Kingdom posted:

Oh, why can't I find Amanda Hugenkiss?

Maybe your standards are too high!

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Everything Counts posted:

Philip died on the way back to his User Control Panel.

I don't need a User Control Panel, because I'm Homer Simp--

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

After The War posted:

In closing, you people must realize that the public owns you for life! And when you're dead, you'll all be in commercials, dancing with vacuum cleaners. Thank you, your honor.

So I'm watching TV today Woo! TV! Yeah! All I keep seein' is dead celebrities hawking products. The got poor Vincent Price floating around on a toilet cake tellin' me about "the horrors of an unfresh bowl."

And I tell you something else: I do not believe Winston Churchill would eat at Der Wienerschnitzel! :mad:

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