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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

hobbesmaster posted:

there are hovercraft ferries for bad terrain like that

there's no big hovercraft on the bay, don't know if they're banned or it's too windy/choppy or what but I've never seen one

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

qirex posted:

there's no big hovercraft on the bay, don't know if they're banned or it's too windy/choppy or what but I've never seen one

bcdc primarily doesn't like how they scour the shoreline wetlands

they're also p bad for noise emissions


but they're still under consideration for things like high-speed cargo and for ferry service

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

The Management posted:

no Silicon Valley company wants blue collar employees on their books. everything is outsourced,

this is in no way unique to new tech companies

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
its also not just blue-collar. payroll, hr, recruiting, help desk and higher it functions - theyre all being contracted out as fast as they can

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

bcdc primarily doesn't like how they scour the shoreline wetlands

they're also p bad for noise emissions


but they're still under consideration for things like high-speed cargo and for ferry service

yeah but given that this office park is located directly in the middle of a protected marsh it seems unlikely google would be able to use one

that said "google hovercraft" is like crazy good brand synergy: noisy, impractical, people who don't know any better think they're awesome

qirex fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Oct 6, 2014

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FMguru posted:

its also not just blue-collar. payroll, hr, recruiting, help desk and higher it functions - theyre all being contracted out as fast as they can

i've noticed lots of contract-employee hr/recruiting people lately. it's kinda depressing

heck, at one point, i was interviewing for a contract job where i'd be working for company a that would be proving my services to company b. the recruiter got p angry when i decided i didn't want to work like that

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

but they're still under consideration for things like high-speed cargo and for ferry service
those would be "high performance" or "h p" hovercraft, right?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

prefect posted:

i've noticed lots of contract-employee hr/recruiting people lately. it's kinda depressing

heck, at one point, i was interviewing for a contract job where i'd be working for company a that would be proving my services to company b. the recruiter got p angry when i decided i didn't want to work like that
my current job is working directly for a company, with non-poo poo benefits and raises and bonuses and educational reimbursement and everything. i simply assume it it the last one of those i will ever have

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

FMguru posted:

those would be "high performance" or "h p" hovercraft, right?

heh

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

flakeloaf posted:

because it's safe to assume the security guard won't actually put himself in harm's way to protect your plastic toys, so there's no point paying him like he's secret service

this isn't what i mean. having underpaid guards also means it will be easy to pay a few of them off to look the other way if you want to do something shady. no one's storming google hq guns blazing

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Necc0 posted:

this isn't what i mean. having underpaid guards also means it will be easy to pay a few of them off to look the other way if you want to do something shady. no one's storming google hq guns blazing

also because swiping google things never actually works anyway

security guards should definitely be paid well and treated well and yet literally everywhere i've been from corporate nowhere to literal warzone they're treatd like serfs, and then everyone pretends to be surprised when poo poo goes missing

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

FMguru posted:

those would be "high performance" or "h p" hovercraft, right?

fat, slow, loud, on the bay?

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


flakeloaf posted:

the guys in the armoured cars carry guns to protect themselves, not their cargo. i can't see anyone with a single working brain cell deciding to risk death to protect someone else's money, which is insured, from being taken from their employer, who is also insured

but what if the new nexus designs were stolen!!!!!!!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Google, the company that loudly boasts about everything they do long before they do it, probably doesn't worry about leaks that much

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
someone got fired for leaking the private justin bieber concert. im sure that was embarrassing on a couple of levels

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

are u updating ur résumé yet

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
nope ive convinced 4 people to apply to google in the last 10 days

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

misery loves company

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

cremnob posted:

misery loves company

~ google, day 62 - "So they are miserable? How about some ball pits or something? Fuckin' children..." "Done." ~

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

PleasureKevin posted:

Google, the company that loudly boasts about everything they do long before they do it, probably doesn't worry about leaks that much

in fact, sometimes they don't even do it after boasting that they're going to

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Sniep posted:

~ google, day 62 - "So they are miserable? How about some ball pits or something? Fuckin' children..." "Done." ~

*the sound of aatrek furiously updating his resume*

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

The Management posted:

no Silicon Valley company wants blue collar employees on their books. everything is outsourced, janitors, security, food prep, maintenance. whenever the blue collars get the idea that they want to unionize then either the contracting firm cracks down on it hard or the whole contracting firm gets entirely replaced.

commence union chat now

the chefs at Caffe Macs are Apple employees. I smile each time I remember that the sushi chef SJ personally brought to Apple has a higher net worth than 90% of the people that go through there.

Caffe Macs owns

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Scott Forstall posted:

the chefs at Caffe Macs are Apple employees. I smile each time I remember that the sushi chef SJ personally brought to Apple has a higher net worth than 90% of the people that go through there.

Caffe Macs owns

then u remember u suffered damnatio memoriae at apple??

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Bobby Digital posted:

*the sound of aatrek furiously updating his resume*

bam

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

gotta wait for the blog spam. google searching under all the cushions for every penny lol

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

reminder that google has no idea how to innovate. their big idea to monetize their 80% market share of smart phones was to ape apple's app store

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Google doesn't need to innovate, they just need to copy and be good enough. see also, Microsoft in the PC market

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Google services are in use at my arts nonprofit and suiting its needs. Between the power of OSS and Google, we're more empowered than ever. Thanks Google, for generously giving us little guys free access to your suite of Apps for Business.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Smythe posted:

Google services are in use at my arts nonprofit and suiting its needs. Between the power of OSS and Google, we're more empowered than ever. Thanks Google, for generously giving us little guys free access to your suite of Apps for Business.

but for how long?

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

The Management posted:

Google doesn't need to innovate, they just need to copy and be good enough. see also, Microsoft in the PC market

at least MS understood how lock-in works, all google did by tying everything to g+ was making facebook and twitter the basic sign-in entities instead of them

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:toot:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Smythe posted:

Google services are in use at my arts nonprofit and suiting its needs. Between the power of OSS and Google, we're more empowered than ever. Thanks Google, for generously giving us little guys free access to your suite of Apps for Business.

Are you delighted? Are your interactions with the software meaningful and engaging?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you mean your school gave permission to google to data mine you.

you mean Google found a way to get a campus full of Google plus "activations".

you mean the services that everyone else gets for free.. you now get for free too, but for you its a special deal somehow.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Google’s Eric Schmidt worries European governments will “regulate out” innovation

why does every nutty thing seem to come full circle back around to libertarianism.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

PleasureKevin posted:

why does every nutty thing seem to come full circle back around to libertarianism.

"i'm rich so i'm right all the time"

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
i'm getting google fiber in january

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

kraftwerk singles posted:

i'm getting google fiber in january

Google is going to know all of your porn habits

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol if you need google to get gigabit internet

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cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

im the kongens lyngby

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