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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

Also re. Apple, I worked for a company that made Apple accessories once and they also have a pretty hilarious list of rules you need to follow to avoid "diluting the trademark." For instance, Apple products are never referred to using articles of any kind. You do not "plug your iPhone into the MacBook" or say your product "is compatible with the iPod"; you "plug iPhone into MacBook" and your product is "compatible with iPod."

That's irritating me just reading it, like women referring to "What is best for baby?"

:argh:

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Sagebrush posted:

Also re. Apple, I worked for a company that made Apple accessories once and they also have a pretty hilarious list of rules you need to follow to avoid "diluting the trademark." For instance, Apple products are never referred to using articles of any kind. You do not "plug your iPhone into the MacBook" or say your product "is compatible with the iPod"; you "plug iPhone into MacBook" and your product is "compatible with iPod."

Yeah, this is one of the things they started doing in the iPod era and it drives me up the loving wall about them.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Snowdens Secret posted:

I have no idea because my local Home Depot has a variety of non-Fluke yellow multimeters, and by the look of it, so does Amazon. Suspect there's more to it than that.

That's because you can't trademark 'yellow'. They'll have a very specific shade of yellow with specific RGB numbers copyrighted. Other meters can be yellow, but not the same yellow. This is true for millions of brands the world over. There was recently a slapfight here in NZ when a political party used a shade of purple that was too close to the one used by cadbury's chocolate.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Slavvy posted:

That's because you can't trademark 'yellow'. They'll have a very specific shade of yellow with specific RGB numbers copyrighted. Other meters can be yellow, but not the same yellow. This is true for millions of brands the world over. There was recently a slapfight here in NZ when a political party used a shade of purple that was too close to the one used by cadbury's chocolate.

I googled the Fluke / Sparkfun thing and as usual with Internet Gets Buttmad stories there was more to it but it's not a discussion for the terrible car thread

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

What the hell? How can you trademark ALL yellow electrical testing devices? That would be like Apple trademarking white rectangular cellphones.

Well technically they got a patent on rectangular electronic devices with rounded corners...

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Geoj posted:

Well technically they got a patent on rectangular electronic devices with rounded corners...

They also patented the use of decorative lighting in an electronic device back in the mid-00s

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Tommychu posted:

They also patented the use of decorative lighting in an electronic device back in the mid-00s

What does that even mean?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



MetaJew posted:

What does that even mean?
The mid years of the 2010 decade. Probably like 2003-3008

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

KoRMaK posted:

The mid years of the 2010 decade. Probably like 2003-3008

Pretty sure that isn't what he was asking.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

MetaJew posted:

What does that even mean?

You remember Christmas lights? You owe Apple $275.21 per winter you've used them.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Sappo569 posted:

That's irritating me just reading it, like women referring to "What is best for baby?"

:argh:

Automakers do this occasionally, and it drives me bonkers. Same with referring to [the] Concorde jet.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Specifically any consumer electronic device whose primary purpose is not decorative but has decorative lighting. So if you sell Computer with LEDs that aren't functional and are just there to make PC pretty Apple sues Pants off.

Turbo Fondant fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Oct 6, 2014

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

A mechanic I used for a long time worked on nothing except Honda and Acura. Owner worked at dealers from the 70s until the 90s, opened his shop in the mid-late 90s.

A couple of years back, I noticed the "Honda Specialist" part of his sign had been painted over, and there was now a small sign in the grass that said "We <3 Hondas". His son in law has his own shop now, and we still talk. I asked him about it.

Honda had their lawyers get ahold of him and say, in a nutshell, "can't use our name on your sign, can't use our name as part of your name. Don't care that you've been doing it for 15 years".

They also got pissy about him using a stock photo of a Honda Accord (with the logo removed) on his website. He has a photo of a Ford Taurus now. For a shop that only works on Hondas and Acuras. :wtf:

Nevermind the fact that there's a junkyard here called "Honda Heaven" - apparently that's fine. :iiam:

nissan.com is owned by a small computer shop, the owner's last name is Nissan. Nissan sued him for $10M in 1999. Case went to the supreme court, there was Nissan on Nissan action, and even though the carmaker eventually lost, they kept suing the guy until at least 2008.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Oct 6, 2014

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

a primate posted:

Same with referring to [the] Concorde jet.
But that's just the standard practice. I'm not sure where it came from, but it's not the odd person choosing to do it, or a corporate style guide somewhere, it just, well, is.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





some texas redneck posted:

A mechanic I used for a long time worked on nothing except Honda and Acura. Owner worked at dealers from the 70s until the 90s, opened his shop in the mid-late 90s.

A couple of years back, I noticed the "Honda Specialist" part of his sign had been painted over, and there was now a small sign in the grass that said "We <3 Hondas". His son in law has his own shop now, and we still talk. I asked him about it.

I used to drive by a shop in this exact situation. One day (and this was back in the '90s), "Hondamotive" became "Hon*amotive".

slip proof stairs
Oct 22, 2012

Saw one of these abortions on the way home from work today. Darting back and forth between lanes without a turn signal.


People sure do pay a lot of money for that thing.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



slip proof stairs posted:

Saw one of these abortions on the way home from work today. Darting back and forth between lanes without a turn signal.


People sure do pay a lot of money for that thing.

It's all shiny and plastic and blue, like a piece of cheap consumer electronics. The roundel even appears to have a little inset area around it, so it looks like a power button.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

The similarity to consumer electronics is intentional. BMW are rapidly positioning themselves as the Apple of vehicle products.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Slavvy posted:

The similarity to consumer electronics is intentional. BMW are rapidly positioning themselves as the Apple of vehicle products.

Non-serviceable?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

slip proof stairs posted:

Saw one of these abortions on the way home from work today. Darting back and forth between lanes without a turn signal.


People sure do pay a lot of money for that thing.

I wish I could afford one.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Yeah, that's nothing a gold chrome vinyl wrap wouldn't fix.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Non-serviceable?

A surprisingly lame knockoff of a superior Korean product?

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
The worst part about the i3 is how huge it actually is. None of the pictures show it off, because it is about as big as an x3.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Slavvy posted:

The similarity to consumer electronics is intentional. BMW are rapidly positioning themselves as the Apple of vehicle products.

it's biggest fans are stuck in the 80s and/or early 90s?

slip proof stairs
Oct 22, 2012

Slavvy posted:

The similarity to consumer electronics is intentional. BMW are rapidly positioning themselves as the Apple of vehicle products.

Here's to hoping that thing doesn't bend under normal use.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Slavvy posted:

The similarity to consumer electronics is intentional. BMW are rapidly positioning themselves as the Apple of vehicle products.

They are going to have some stiff competition from Priuses on that front.

corn in the fridge posted:

There's a lovely old renault megane that comes to my shop that's got a bumper sticker that says "I survived the scrappage scheme" and i do a little :3:

This is the one I have on several of my crapcans :v: http://www.allthingsjeep.com/atj30939.html

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

rscott posted:

it's biggest fans are stuck in the 80s and/or early 90s?

Hahaha excellent!

kastein posted:

They are going to have some stiff competition from Priuses on that front.

Prii are for the plebeian masses, they're like a low-end samsung. BMW's are priced out of reach of poor people despite not really offering much more than brand cachet for the money.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Slavvy posted:

Hahaha excellent!


Prii are for the plebeian masses, they're like a low-end samsung. BMW's are priced out of reach of poor people despite not really offering much more than brand cachet for the money.

Like for like, they're getting pretty close price wise. A BMW X1 starts at $30,900 with RWD and a 240hp 2.0T. It falls between the $28,000 honda CRV EX-L and $31,800 CRV touring for features, yet the honda has a 185hp 2.4 liter n/a engine and a CVT

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Slavvy posted:

The similarity to consumer electronics is intentional. BMW are rapidly positioning themselves as the Apple of vehicle products.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Non-serviceable?

Snowdens Secret posted:

A surprisingly lame knockoff of a superior Korean product?

rscott posted:

it's biggest fans are stuck in the 80s and/or early 90s?

Only works on 25% of roads.

BMW starts claiming they invented the wheel and sues other automakers for including common "patented and/or trademarked features" like using pedals or disc brakes.

Customers start camping out at BMW dealers days/weeks before the release of a new model that's actually 2-3 years behind current technology.

Under the hood its exactly the same as any other car on the road yet still commands a 20% markup over similarly optioned competitor's models.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Slavvy posted:

Hahaha excellent!


Prii are for the plebeian masses, they're like a low-end samsung. BMW's are priced out of reach of poor people despite not really offering much more than brand cachet for the money.

The payments for my BMW are significantly lower than the payments on the older and higher mileage Civic it replaced.

Oh wait, you meant new.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

HotCanadianChick posted:

The payments for my BMW are significantly lower than the payments on the older and higher mileage Civic it replaced.

Oh wait, you meant new.

Now tell us about your maintenance costs.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Fucknag posted:

Now tell us about your maintenance costs.

you mean you don't replace your radiator when you change your oil?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Powershift posted:

Like for like, they're getting pretty close price wise. A BMW X1 starts at $30,900 with RWD and a 240hp 2.0T. It falls between the $28,000 honda CRV EX-L and $31,800 CRV touring for features, yet the honda has a 185hp 2.4 liter n/a engine and a CVT

I am genuinely surprised at this, I had no idea BMW's were so cheap anywhere. Here a base model, poverty spec, lowest of the low 320i costs $74,300. An absolutely loaded prius with radar cruise, solar panel, remote aircon etc costs $52,000.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Fucknag posted:

Now tell us about your maintenance costs.

Things that have broken in the two years I've owned my BMW: 0

Things that broke in the 4 years I had my Honda: windshield cracked from running the heater on defrost, cig lighter/power outlet shorted out and stopped working (also the lid for the power outlet broke off), headliner was coming unglued from the roof in the rear.

To be fair, the parts to do preventative maintenance on the bimmer's cooling system (i.e. total replacement of all of it) did cost about $100 more than what it cost to buy the parts for the water pump/timing belt/rad hose replacement I did on the Civic a few months before it got totaled, so I guess I'm out $100 more than what the Honda cost, albeit with fewer broken bits.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

You're the clutchpuck of automobiles just FYI.

Also, 'automobiles' comes up as a spelling error :eng99:

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



HotCanadianChick posted:

Things that have broken in the two years I've owned my BMW: 0

Things that broke in the 4 years I had my Honda: windshield cracked from running the heater on defrost, cig lighter/power outlet shorted out and stopped working (also the lid for the power outlet broke off), headliner was coming unglued from the roof in the rear.

To be fair, the parts to do preventative maintenance on the bimmer's cooling system (i.e. total replacement of all of it) did cost about $100 more than what it cost to buy the parts for the water pump/timing belt/rad hose replacement I did on the Civic a few months before it got totaled, so I guess I'm out $100 more than what the Honda cost, albeit with fewer broken bits.

I think he probably meant 'service costs at a authorised dealer to maintain your warranty'. I love how cars break in stereotypical ways. I've owned 2 french cars (every single bit of interior trim fell off), 1 british car (the electrics keep on failing, but on the plus side, they also start working again at random and nothing has gone on fire yet), 3 german cars (nothing went wrong but they cost a lot to maintain and people keep crashing into them), 2 japanese cars (got broken into and the aftermarket stereo stolen on both of them)

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



HotCanadianChick posted:

Things that have broken in the two years I've owned my BMW: 0

Things that broke in the 4 years I had my Honda: windshield cracked from running the heater on defrost, cig lighter/power outlet shorted out and stopped working (also the lid for the power outlet broke off), headliner was coming unglued from the roof in the rear.

To be fair, the parts to do preventative maintenance on the bimmer's cooling system (i.e. total replacement of all of it) did cost about $100 more than what it cost to buy the parts for the water pump/timing belt/rad hose replacement I did on the Civic a few months before it got totaled, so I guess I'm out $100 more than what the Honda cost, albeit with fewer broken bits.

How much did you spend to redo the cooling system and fix the rear subframe tear issue on this BMW that has had no problems?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

slip proof stairs posted:

Saw one of these abortions on the way home from work today. Darting back and forth between lanes without a turn signal.


People sure do pay a lot of money for that thing.
Eh, it's a carbon monocoque electric car with performance equivalent to an E30 325i. I think it's quite unattractive, but I don't have a particular problem with the price, save for the fact you can buy an M135i with the same money, and that's where my money would go if I had to buy a new BMW.

slip proof stairs
Oct 22, 2012

InitialDave posted:

Eh, it's a carbon monocoque electric car

Oh, that's actually kind of cool.

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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

slip proof stairs posted:

Oh, that's actually kind of cool.

Ist generally a cool car with some neat features and some real innovation in it. It just looks like poo poo.

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