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Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
I like my ice cream with nuts too.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Warrahooyaargh
Sep 15, 2007
Oh the mundanity
I thought it was a folded-up face flannel or something. :stare:

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Modern Day Hercules posted:

I like my ice cream with nuts too.

his Nut to ice cream ratio is a little skewed, see, you want like mostly ice cream covered in nuts which is like a 5% ratio of nuts to ice cream. That is like 100% nuts, totally off.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake


Wayne Gretzky's back!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Nice, testicles shown blatantly without a NWS tag.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

That's an ice cream cone, bud.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

God.. DAMNIT!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

RFC2324 posted:

Nice, testicles shown blatantly without a NWS tag.

Your boss must really hate ice cream.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

theflyingorc posted:

Your boss must really hate ice cream.

My boss doesn't give a poo poo, but the security department who monitors my traffic has a habit of doing caring.

And IT security always hates ice cream, its ABV is too low.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
I prefer my icecream unshaved.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
You ever notice how one scoop of ice-cream hangs a bit lower than the other.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.



Beads?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Really Pants posted:

I really hope she calls it her Menstrual Cycle.

It's name is Mobile Female Monument! From the artist homepage.

"An interactive performance sculpture on wheels. Was on show, may 2007, in Tennispalatsi Art Museum Helsinki, and was taken for a walk from there every second day. Passers by could enter the sculpture, there was enough space for an adult to lie down. The "pussy wagon" as people started to call it, was made of silicone and foam plastic, inside upholstery was made of satin. When lying inside one could play the strings that were tensioned from one wall to the other. Also people outside could rock the soft sculpture from outside, which made a special experience for the one lying inside."

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


Chael crash is not on board.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

thats bollocks

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:


Edit: Whoops, that's apparently a photoshop. Have this instead:

Meatwave has a new favorite as of 21:02 on Oct 5, 2014

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Meatwave posted:



Edit: Whoops, that's apparently a photoshop. Have this instead:

Considering 30s slang, I wouldn't be surprised if it had been real.





Boner crimes!

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

C.M. Kruger posted:

Boner crimes!

Better call the :cumpolice:


Read Snigfut
Feb 19, 2013

Mostly harmless.

C.M. Kruger posted:

Boner crimes!

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Meatwave posted:



Edit: Whoops, that's apparently a photoshop. Have this instead:



Jesus breakdancing Christ!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


And that's how Anne Coulter was born.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

He just keeps feeding more into her like a roto-rooter.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

cobalt impurity posted:

He just keeps feeding more into her like a roto-rooter.

Gotta get those centipedes out somehow.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.


"why is this branch not solid to cliiiimb

RudeVegetables
Jul 23, 2007
That turnip looks just like a thingy!
Fallen Rib

Minarch posted:

Just be careful... if you get lost, some rescuers may have trouble finding a little man in a boat :ohdear:

THIS was a great joke! I appreciated it. (phone posting so no clapping emote)

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I had to read that 4 times before my brain could parse it.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Istari posted:

I had to read that 4 times before my brain could parse it.

Some of the new cancer-fighting regimens are quite novel and effective.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

cobalt impurity posted:

He just keeps feeding more into her like a roto-rooter.

Roto-cooter.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

cobalt impurity posted:

He just keeps feeding more into her like a roto-rooter.

This line coupled with that picture/her expression. Now I've got to clean all this snot up from my monitor/keyboard.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

DandyLion posted:

This line coupled with that picture/her expression. Now I've got to clean all this snot up from my monitor/keyboard.

Yeah. Snot.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




i'm having flashbacks to that banme thread oh nooo :gonk:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Chard posted:

i'm having flashbacks to that banme thread oh nooo :gonk:

It's weird when someone gets banned for something and then they stick it in the goldmine for everyone to see forever but with :nws: tags.

I mean maybe it's in some other part of the gas archives or whatever but it's still there. Cost the guy ten bucks but imagine the pageviews it's had over the years.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




Kanye agreed to be in a picture near some folks.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

A Handed Missus posted:



Kanye agreed to be in a picture near some folks.

The most interesting man in the world has a son, I see.

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