The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Dubious posted:

Bake 'em away, toys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XachobSN8co&t=28s

# ? Oct 6, 2014 22:40

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# ? May 11, 2024 05:08

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Red posted:

Hey, this drink is delicious! And my phlegm feels looser!

Mmm...it's cran-tastic!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 00:24

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Do over Ham posted:

Mmm...it's cran-tastic!

Pepsi?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 00:29

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

gingerberger posted:

Pepsi?

Pepi.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 00:35

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Pepi.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:01

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:14

FishMist: Apr 24, 2005; *sniff sniff*

gingerberger posted:

Pepsi?

Partial credit!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:22

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you those Pep Pills.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:34

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you those Pep Pills.

What are you talking about, I don't need pep pills to be suspicious, if I wanna comment on it I'll comment on it, who's gonna stop me, you, Pep Pill Boy? Pep boys - pills - Beverly Sills - :ohdear:

Oh boy, ah boy, uh oh-uh oh... Uh oh.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 01:49

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

gingerberger posted:

Don't do what Donny Don't does...

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:17

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

CatchrNdRy posted:

Sir, you've been warned about teasing the box :siren:

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:26

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

The story of our national parks begins in 1872. Perhaps we should let John Muir tell the tale.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 02:27

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

What are you talking about, I don't need pep pills to be suspicious, if I wanna comment on it I'll comment on it, who's gonna stop me, you, Pep Pill Boy? Pep boys - pills - Beverly Sills - Oh boy, ah boy, uh oh-uh oh... Uh oh.

Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my house, Why, I tell you these parents these days they don't know how to rear children...

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:15

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my house, Why, I tell you these parents these days they don't know how to rear children...

No way, TMMadman. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:16

Sturmtiger IV: Jun 20, 2004; So is that thing a robot or a monkey or what

MondayHotDog posted:

No way, TMMadman. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!

Well, maybe it's for the best. Time to do what I've always wanted - write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs are brought to life with advanced cloning techniques. I call it - MondayHotDog and the Cloneosaurus!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Sturmtiger IV posted:

Well, maybe it's for the best. Time to do what I've always wanted - write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs are brought to life with advanced cloning techniques. I call it - MondayHotDog and the Cloneosaurus!

Sturmtiger, what does DNA stand for?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:56

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Sturmtiger IV posted:

Well, maybe it's for the best. Time to do what I've always wanted - write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs are brought to life with advanced cloning techniques. I call it - MondayHotDog and the Cloneosaurus!

This one writes mysteries, under the name J.D. MacGregor!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:05

Sturmtiger IV: Jun 20, 2004; So is that thing a robot or a monkey or what

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Sturmtiger, what does DNA stand for?

I know you can read my thoughts, CharlieFoxtrot. Just a little reminder. If I found out you cut class, your rear end is mine. Yes - you heard me. I think words I would never say.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:19

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Sturmtiger, what does DNA stand for?

Let's ask this scientician.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Sturmtiger IV posted:

I know you can read my thoughts, CharlieFoxtrot. Just a little reminder. If I found out you cut class, your rear end is mine. Yes - you heard me. I think words I would never say.

Up yours, children!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:29