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Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

Duke Igthorn posted:

This is a fantastic idea! We The People should all get together and have some sort of...I don't know..."vote" I guess? Yeah. And, if he doesn't get enough votes, out he goes!

What, let all the poor people have a say in who runs the country? That sounds like Communism!

(I say that in jest, but to clarify I have actually had someone say that to me in response to a similar statement)

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Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014




Can anyone make a Christian version?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Faustian Bargain posted:



Can anyone make a Christian version?

You can just google it:

http://www.ranker.com/list/top-20-bible-passages-to-use-against-fundamentalists/ivana-wynn

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe


Um.... green eggs and ham is a story about how a closed-minded individual stubbornly refuses something and at the end realizes he was wrong when he gives it a chance. :confused:

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

Faustian Bargain posted:



Can anyone make a Christian version?

Forget the Christian bible, put Paulist misogyny on the backburner, attack the system at its foundation. Nobody right in the head would endorse dashing your enemy's infants to bits upon rocks, but that poo poo's in Psalms (Hebrew bible). You'd have to be a monster to swing a baby by the ankles and splatter it around, but it's right there in both bibles. For all their reprehensible conduct, has ISIS released any videos of baby-smashing? Does anyone practice that and expect praise?


That website misuses the verse in the context of smashing your own kid (#20), but the proper use is as part of psy-ops warfare against your tribal/national foes. Apparently MLK was an idiot fuckup who lacked biblical values, since he should've been splattering white babies all along. Honestly, #20 being so badly misrepresented makes me think the whole rest of the list warrants greater scrutiny unless you're smugly posting to reddit.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Mo_Steel posted:



Um.... green eggs and ham is a story about how a closed-minded individual stubbornly refuses something and at the end realizes he was wrong when he gives it a chance. :confused:

It was also an exercise in using a severely constrained vocabulary, which makes this the equivalent of "8 bit" pixel art by people who have no idea about color palettes.

VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Oct 7, 2014

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Wow, if the Bible were followed to the letter it would look like an even crazier culty cult than Scientology.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

I was helping a woman and her daughter at work on sunday and after going over all of the pricing options, I mentioned that taxes on the account (cell phone) would be about six dollars. The mom immediately said "yeah all those taxes coming out of my money giving those poor people Obama phones." I just kept going and totally ignored her, but the daughter told her mom stop being an idiot and to shut up. Totally unprompted, nothing political going on in the conversation and boom Obama phones. Even though they were really Bush Phones. Even though before it was a Bush Phone it was a St. Reagan Phone. I feel like she just has a rolodex of issues that when a moment pops up to throw out a buzzword, boom, there it is.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

KKKLIP ART posted:

I was helping a woman and her daughter at work on sunday and after going over all of the pricing options, I mentioned that taxes on the account (cell phone) would be about six dollars. The mom immediately said "yeah all those taxes coming out of my money giving those poor people Obama phones." I just kept going and totally ignored her, but the daughter told her mom stop being an idiot and to shut up. Totally unprompted, nothing political going on in the conversation and boom Obama phones. Even though they were really Bush Phones. Even though before it was a Bush Phone it was a St. Reagan Phone. I feel like she just has a rolodex of issues that when a moment pops up to throw out a buzzword, boom, there it is.

This is entirely by design. Talking points (on both sides) are presented and designed for ease of association. Someone routinely exposed to the stronger forms of partisan ideology is primed to think of, and recite, the talking point based on stimuli.

right to bear karma
Feb 20, 2001

There's a Dr. Fist here to see you.

I grew up in a ("non-") denomination with a proud tradition of rules lawyering where people would tie themselves into knots justifying why some of those verses were to be followed and others weren't. Number 2 (about divorce and remarrying being adultery) was the biggest source of debate since divorce is so common. Part of my parents' congregation split when the majority of the elders decided not to fire the preacher after his wife cheated on and then left him because what good is a preacher that can't keep his woman in line? Most members I knew interpreted that verse as meaning that divorce for any reason is technically okay, but you couldn't remarry unless your prior marriage had ended due to adultery (or the death of your spouse). Consequently, when my grandmother decided she wanted to divorce my grandfather, she cheated on him and, when she admitted it to him, reassured him that hey, at least she'd made it okay for him to remarry.

That sort of thing goes on constantly. I don't know how it goes in more laid-back denominations, but most fundies will be able to gin up some sort of reasoning when called out on the things in that list. It's probably more useful as a vaccination than a cure, but sweet Jesus do I want to believe that it could delegitimize some of the poo poo I grew up immersed in.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Except the Elves in LOTR are dying out naturally and even then it's not really 'dying out' so much as 'accepting the end of their age and moving on to heaven'. Also while the Orcs are evil, yes, they're also twisted and corrupted Elves at their core, forced into such evil by Sauron rather than being truly inherently evil. In the end of LOTR there are no more Orcs and the elves go off into heaven in peace, the whole point is the war was entirely because of an outside evil.


Tolkien literally said he did Dwarves as a 'tribute' to Jews or some such, Hebrew was a base for their language, their features are super Jewy, the Dwarfs in his book were Jews straight up. Of course for some reason he thought that adding in 'strong warriors' to 'greedy assholes who destroy themselves in their quest for more gold' somehow negated the implications there, but hey for his time he gets a gold star for making any race of Not-Jews a noble heroic one.

not sure if this was intentional or not..

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

KKKLIP ART posted:

I was helping a woman and her daughter at work on sunday and after going over all of the pricing options, I mentioned that taxes on the account (cell phone) would be about six dollars. The mom immediately said "yeah all those taxes coming out of my money giving those poor people Obama phones." I just kept going and totally ignored her, but the daughter told her mom stop being an idiot and to shut up. Totally unprompted, nothing political going on in the conversation and boom Obama phones. Even though they were really Bush Phones. Even though before it was a Bush Phone it was a St. Reagan Phone. I feel like she just has a rolodex of issues that when a moment pops up to throw out a buzzword, boom, there it is.

I get good reactions when I ask, "When Ronald Reagan created the lifelines program that provides subsidized phones to low income families, why did he call them Obamaphones? Did he know Obama was going to be president? Why didn't he call them Reaganphones?"

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
So... Why did Reagan decide to subsidize phones for underprivileged people? It seems really out of character for somone who was on the far right of many things

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Nckdictator posted:

So... Why did Reagan decide to subsidize phones for underprivileged people? It seems really out of character for somone who was on the far right of many things

Think of it less as giving poor people phones than giving bell companies buckets of cash.

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

Ron Jeremy posted:

Think of it less as giving poor people phones than giving bell companies buckets of cash.

Also don't forget how insanely far right the country has shifted in the past couple decades. In the 1990's Obamacare was a Republican plan (not coincidentally also giving tons of cash to corporations), and now it is the epitome of "socialism." In the 80's, maybe some crazy Republicans even thought ensuring the poor had phones so that they could get and keep jobs was a good thing.

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness
Sometimes I wonder if the USA isn't going so far right that it is passing right through on course for The Far Side.

Neruz fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Oct 7, 2014

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Choadmaster posted:

In the 1990's Obamacare was a Republican plan ...

I do not remember this. Do you have any authoritative sources you can share? I would like to read up on this.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Strudel Man posted:

I just thought that Faustus wasn't really giving Christian theology a fair shake on that particular point, as the removal of the dietary laws has fairly strong and specific scriptural support.
I think I was giving Christian theology a very fair treatment in that I didn't mention any of the much more vile poo poo in the loving bible. You talk about the "dietary restrictions" but you ignored the "trim your facial hair the wrong way and you should be murdered" part. There's lots more in that vein.
See: The last two pages of this thread, or just open a bible.

Centripetal Horse there's lots of articles you can read about Obamacare (Romneycare) being a Heritage Foundation plan.
http://americablog.com/2013/10/original-1989-document-heritage-foundation-created-obamacares-individual-mandate.html

quote:

Original 1989 document where Heritage Foundation created Obamacare’s individual mandate

10/24/2013 8:00am by John Aravosis 128

Republicans are on a renewed kick to try to repeal, or at least delay (in the hopes of killing), the “individual mandate” that’s included in the President’s health care reform law, aka the Affordable Care Act, aka Obamacare.

The irony, of course, is that it was Republicans, via their premiere think tank, the Heritage Foundation, who came up with the idea in the first place.

As you know, the “individual mandate” requires that every American buy health insurance, if they don’t have it through their work, or pay a penalty.

The individual mandate really is one of the key underpinnings of Obamacare, because without it there’s concern that everyone’s policies might be too expensive. Here’s more on the mandate from Kaiser Health News:

The health law was designed to extend insurance to nearly all people, including those who have medical conditions that require expensive care and are often denied coverage today. But to pay for their care, insurance companies need to have a large enrollment of consumers, especially young and healthy people who use fewer services. The mandate was adopted to guarantee a broad base.

Topher Spiro, the vice president of health policy at the Center for American Progress, a left-leaning nonprofit that supports the law, says it will be more effective with the mandate than without it. “This individual mandate is to keep premiums low for everyone,” he said, noting that “if you don’t have incentives for everyone to sign up for coverage then only the sick people will enroll which will drive up premiums.”

But others suggest the mandate won’t be effective because the penalties are set so much lower than the cost of coverage.

As you also know, the Republicans shut down the entire federal government, and were on the verge of forcing the United States to default on its debt, likely sending the world into a Depression, in order to force the outright repeal of Obamacare, its defunding, or at the very least a delay in the individual mandate.

The funny thing is that it was the Republicans who came up with the idea in the first, as first described by Stuart Butler in a publication for the very conservative Heritage Foundation in 1989. And what group took the lead in pushing for the federal government shutdown in order to stop Obamacare? The Heritage Foundation’s political arm, Heritage Action.

Here’s the cover of Heritage’s 1989 publication:

And in a section called “The Heritage Plan,” Butler sets the premise for a form of guaranteed universal health care that would be anathema to the far-right Tea Party that controls the Republican party today:

A few pages down into the “Heritage Plan,” Butler proposes the individual mandate:

So, the next time you hear a Republican talk about how the individual mandate simply must be stopped, or at least delayed. Ask them why they’re so opposed to a plan that they came up with in the first place?

You'll have to go to the page to see the pictures, they contain the text.

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Oct 7, 2014

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Choadmaster posted:

In the 80's, maybe some crazy Republicans even thought ensuring the poor had phones so that they could get and keep jobs was a good thing.

Increasing market penetration in multiple sectors via telecomms probably sounds like a good idea even to a modern republican, at least for the kind that thinks ahead (i.e. not internet morons).

It works even if you're the kind of person who sees poor/working-class people as walking consumer-bots, as you want to increase poor communities' access to the outside world to ensure that their cashflow isn't locked up in little county general stores/company outfits/corner grocers.

Subsidizing telecomms is good for Big Business because it expands the nationwide consumer base to people who normally have few spending options within easy walking/driving distance.

PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Oct 7, 2014

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

Centripetal Horse posted:

I do not remember this. Do you have any authoritative sources you can share? I would like to read up on this.

The individual mandate was a key part of Bob Dole's Republican alternative to Clinton's proposal in 1994. It was seen as insuring "personal responsibility" and eliminating the "free riders" that get emergency care for free without paying into insurance pools. All the same reasons Romney gave when it was eventually implemented in Massachusetts. Going even further back, it was originally a proposal by the Heritage Foundation as a free market alternative to achieving universal healthcare without resorting to a single payer system.

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

Neruz posted:

Sometimes I wonder if the USA isn't going so far right that it is passing right through on course for the far side.

I'm afraid in this case it's not round. At the end there's a "Here there be dragons" sign and sudden drop-off into Hades.

PupsOfWar posted:

... at least for the kind that thinks ahead

I'm not convinced that many of those exist (in either party, but the Republicans especially).

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

Choadmaster posted:

I'm afraid in this case it's not round. At the end there's a "Here there be dragons" sign and sudden drop-off into Hades.

I was actually making a reference to the comic but in hindsight I should have capitalized for that.

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart

Ansiktsburk posted:

I grew up in a ("non-") denomination with a proud tradition of rules lawyering where people would tie themselves into knots justifying why some of those verses were to be followed and others weren't. Number 2 (about divorce and remarrying being adultery) was the biggest source of debate since divorce is so common. Part of my parents' congregation split when the majority of the elders decided not to fire the preacher after his wife cheated on and then left him because what good is a preacher that can't keep his woman in line? Most members I knew interpreted that verse as meaning that divorce for any reason is technically okay, but you couldn't remarry unless your prior marriage had ended due to adultery (or the death of your spouse). Consequently, when my grandmother decided she wanted to divorce my grandfather, she cheated on him and, when she admitted it to him, reassured him that hey, at least she'd made it okay for him to remarry.

That sort of thing goes on constantly. I don't know how it goes in more laid-back denominations, but most fundies will be able to gin up some sort of reasoning when called out on the things in that list. It's probably more useful as a vaccination than a cure, but sweet Jesus do I want to believe that it could delegitimize some of the poo poo I grew up immersed in.

Do I know you? Because this exact thing (with the preacher) happened in the "non-denominational" church I grew up in.

Was it the church of Christ?

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Thanks for the answers!

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It should be noted however, that although the individual mandate part was a (common sense) Republican plan and that is the part the Republicans complain about the most, Obamacare has many many many other parts to it that are completely against Conservative ideals and are flying by the radar because it would be extremely hard to get anyone but the hardest of hardcore up in a lather. The 80/20 rule for example, Insurance companies have to spend at least 80 percent on patient care, the pre-existing condition clause, the mental health clause and lots more.
Anyone who flat out says "Obamacare was a Republican plan" is just going for an easy joke on someone or one of those "jaded" people who say "all sides are equally bad why bother *sad face* who you are completely justified ignoring, they are wrong in the end though.

Chimera-gui
Mar 20, 2014
Good idea, let's start with WorldTruth.TV:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
I've seen people in my rural home town falling for this Christwire article: Obama is Infecting Christians with Ebola To Destroy Jesus and Start A New Age of Liberal Darkness :negative:

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

I will admit that it took me a while before I decided that it was not, in fact, real. Probably not for the reasons people in your hometown think it is real, though.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Man, literally the latter half of that title is ripped off of the Onion.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
A friend of mine posted that the PC police are running wild because the Seattle school district voted to change celebrating Columbus Day to Indigenous Peoples’ Day, with a quote "I'm glad to be out of the left coast."

My first thought was "good, Columbus was an awful person anyways whose accomplishments had already been done before. Let's not celebrate that rear end in a top hat."

right to bear karma
Feb 20, 2001

There's a Dr. Fist here to see you.

smilingfish posted:

Was it the church of Christ?
Yep. In rural New Mexico. This particular preacher was already in the dog house over a sermon he'd delivered on miracles a couple of years prior. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised to find that just about every church of Christ congregation has a similar story. They split at the drop of a hat.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Dr. Faustus posted:

I think I was giving Christian theology a very fair treatment in that I didn't mention any of the much more vile poo poo in the loving bible. You talk about the "dietary restrictions" but you ignored the "trim your facial hair the wrong way and you should be murdered" part.
Well, I'm not sure exactly what verse you're thinking of, but I'm fairly certain that no such proclamation exists. Leviticus 19:27 says "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard," which is the clearest example of such a rule being set down, but there's no punishment associated with it - it's just "don't do it."

There are certainly some pretty nasty punishments set down in the old testament, though, as you'd expect from a civilization of that era. Try Leviticus 20:9: "Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. Because they have cursed their father or mother, their blood will be on their own head." A little harsh.

Strudel Man fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Oct 8, 2014

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.



I don't even know where to begin. I don't think I've seen a bigger fingers in the ears going "LALALALALALA".

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

Scruff McGruff posted:




I don't even know where to begin. I don't think I've seen a bigger fingers in the ears going "LALALALALALA".

there's no helping this one, tell him to gently caress a cactus and move on

Trivia
Feb 8, 2006

I'm an obtuse man,
so I'll try to be oblique.
Point and laugh derisively.

hamster_style
Nov 24, 2004
neenjah!
Went looking for a post that a friend liked about Raven Symone and her "I'm not an African-American" thing with Oprah. The OP had something about "race baiters" and blah blah blah. Anyway, I couldn't find it so have this. Courtesy of "The Revolution" Facebook page. Public page so didn't bother Anonymizing.



Yeah, control. OK. Just noticed the "Liberal Logic" watermark.



I have no idea what the gently caress this is about, or the author's intentions(racism), but the "Political Correctness Must Die" was pretty awesome.

ed: Oh poo poo I get it. It's "A Black Man did it!". "Anthony Johnson has GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN!" Related: "Anthony Johnson: I'm 82, and tired"



At least the first few comments were alright then right to "Fukken leftist PUSSIES! Not wanting to murder people because of their religion!"

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




hamster_style posted:

Went looking for a post that a friend liked about Raven Symone and her "I'm not an African-American" thing with Oprah. The OP had something about "race baiters" and

Can someone give me the skinny on what all this stuff is about? Oh wait, that's a person, not syndrome. :downs: So can someone link me a story about that and what the race baiters thing is?

hamster_style
Nov 24, 2004
neenjah!

RareAcumen posted:

Can someone give me the skinny on what all this stuff is about? Oh wait, that's a person, not syndrome. :downs: So can someone link me a story about that and what the race baiters thing is?

My understanding is that if you have the audacity to mention that race may have been a factor in the, detention, murdering, and/or general harassment of someone, you're a 'Race Baiter'. Also, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are 'Race Baiters' by default because reasons.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/06/showbiz/raven-symone-gay-labels/

CNN posted:

(CNN) -- Actress Raven-Symone knows exactly who she is, and that person can't be defined with the usual labels.

That's what the former "Cosby Show" star told Oprah Winfrey on OWN on Sunday night, as she explained why she doesn't like to be labeled as gay or African-American.

The actress confirmed that she's in "an amazing, happy relationship" with her partner, who is a woman, but added that she doesn't "need a categorizing statement for it."

"I don't want to be labeled gay," Raven-Symone said. "I want to be labeled a human who loves humans."

Raven-Symone says she's a lesbian, grateful for legalized gay marriage

The former Disney star's sexuality has been in headlines since she tweeted in August 2013 that she was happy for the legalization of gay marriage, as it meant that she could "finally get married!"

But that wasn't exactly a statement on her love life, Raven-Symone told Winfrey. "That was my way of saying I'm proud of the country. ... My mother and people in my family have taught me to keep my personal life to myself as much as possible. I try my best to hold the fence where I can. But I am proud to be who I am and what I am."

Raven-Symone recalled realizing her sexuality "when I was like 12; I was looking at everything," she said with a laugh. But she added that she "doesn't need language" to explain whom she likes -- or, for that matter, her race.

Raven-Symone: My sexuality is my business

"I'm tired of being labeled," Raven-Symone told Winfrey. "I'm an American; I'm not an African-American. I'm an American."

Her statement caught even Winfrey off-guard, as the media mogul took a moment to process the actress' comment while jokingly warning her, "don't set Twitter on fire!"

Raven-Symone defended her stance, explaining that she doesn't "know where my roots go to; I don't know how far back they go. I don't know what country in Africa I'm from. But I do know that my roots are in Louisiana. I'm an American, and that's a colorless person, because we're all people. I have lots of things running through my veins."

Winfrey, telling Raven-Symone that she was in for "a lot of flak for saying you're not African-American," gave her another opportunity to be precise about her perspective.

"I don't label myself. What I really mean by that is I'm an American," the actres continued. "I have darker skin. I have a nice, interesting grade of hair. I connect with Caucasian. I connect with Asian. I connect with black. ... I connect with each culture. ... Aren't we all (a melting pot)? Isn't that what America's supposed to be?"

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ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
It's gonna be great to hear conservatives tear her apart because she's in a relationship with a woman despite the fact that she's repeating their thoughts on race verbatim.

I don't mean to say that her thoughts on it are negative. It's fine if that's how she feels. I don't begrudge her that, but the reality is that American society is happy to decide for itself how to label you without caring at all about your input when it comes to racial categories, sexuality, or gender.

Let's see what Wikipedia has to say about it!

Wikipedia posted:

Raven-Symoné Christina Pearman[2] (born December 10, 1985),[3] known professionally as Raven-Symoné (pronounced /ˈreɪ.vən sɪˈmoʊn/, as though unaccented), or simply Raven, is an African American actress, singer, comedian, dancer, television producer and model.

ErIog fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Oct 8, 2014

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